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The Age of Orton shall return....

I now see why Kurt called it a life...:1orglaugh

Re: How many new fetishes have you picked up since signing up on free ones? Hot chicks who can fart with the best of em'. :facepalm:

A Tribe Called Quest-Hot Sex On a Platter

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http://www.tmz.com/2010/08/15/tila-*******-hospital-cedars-sinai-stitches-juggalos/ "....Because cuts on her face were squirting *****...." :facepalm: :D

Foooo Weee! http://www.thisis50.com/profiles/blogs/check-out-model-sally-ferreria

This is why I don't go to these ******* Truck/Off Road types of ****...:facepalm: http://www.thisis50.com/profiles/blogs/disaster-in-the-desert-as

From last Thurs. night, just up the Turnpike! :banger: UwDe8FPSq6A

Whenever I click on nonsense like this, I just hop over to one of my "Chicks Farting" threads and errything is right with the world once again. :clap:

Greatest Metal song EVAARRRRRRRR!!:banger: 6m7EOJjMB4Q&feature=related

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My ritual: 1) Go get a large clump of wet toilet paper. 2) Wipe the seat and then dry off with a clump of dry toilet paper. 3) Flush the used paper. 4) Make sure dick doesn't touch front of bowl under ANY circumstances! 5) Make sure pants do NOT touch the floor when pulled down. 6) Have reading...

Chicks with the same ol' dirty ass, smelly Flip-Flops or Sandals! :facepalm:

I know I shouldn't laugh at a woman getting beat down, so.....:facepalm: http://www.thisis50.com/profiles/blogs/tila-*******-allegedly Sorry, can't help it....:D

Happy Birfday Ted...ya'na mean ma dude? :glugglug: I'm glad this "moth" has been good to you, mine just flies around the house and pisses me off when I leave the door open too long @ night! :facepalm::D

I...just...don't....maaan....uhhh....sheesh...ugh :facepalm:

The few times a year I visit my High School friends' house, I try to grab a pair of his wifes dirty panties to compare. Shes held up pretty well over the last 15+ years. See, I used to fuck her when we were yonger and I have a pair of her old ones (the old Playboy, full butts! :D) so I like to...

You ever clog a toilet bowl? :dunno:

I'll donate my copies of Make Love Like a Pornstar by Jenna Jameson and Confessions of a Video Vixen by Karrinne Steffans to help da cause ~whimzy~ :facepalm:

Wait...What?:dunno:

The greatest WWF champ of all time! EaFCXX7J97E&feature=related

I go to ~whimzy~ for my Geek, Fanboy, Comic and all things Nerd info. :facepalm:

Re: for those living in flint or close to flint, be careful a serial killer is stalki Got him! http://www.thisis50.com/profiles/blogs/potential-serial-stabber

That *** ain't even playing that bass; his hand isn't even ON the fretboard til the very end!? The *** playing guitar is the truth, however!:glugglug:

I got it in before he hung up; I said it quick and didn't think he understood or got it because he was having so much trouble with getting "Situation"!? :1orglaugh Cmon, this is funny....try it sometimes. All of you run your mouth that it ain't funny cause you ain't got the stones to try it! :D

Oh boy :facepalm:

Tanks!:D

whoops! http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_3qnhNN7ajmU/SosrkSpD8gI/AAAAAAAAAg4/DO04V6JeK9I/s320/randy-orton-wife-samantha-speno-married3.jpg

Randy Orton's wife Samantha :eek: http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/2079/lauracroftplayboy9.jpg

The "Naked Baby" Randy Orton on Lopez Tonight :facepalm: http://www.lopeztonight.com/episode_recaps_and_highlights/randy_the_viper_orton.php#blog

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http://goodbadandugly2.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/*****-texting1.jpg :facepalm:

http://faildrunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/*****-chick.jpg

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_01/facebookINS0511_468x629.jpg :D

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/286/355/ben-roethlisberger-*****-2_display_image.jpg?1278451128 :facepalm::D

http://www.sillylobster.com/m_pictures/thumbs/girl-*****-bathroom-break-45435.jpg

Found her on the Village Voice website? http://vvoice.vo.llnwd.net/e12/bathroom-portraits-nsfw.4161913.87.jpg From:http://www.villagevoice.com/slideshow/bathroom-portraits-nsfw-28872020/1/

http://www.funnypictures.net.au/images/strange-bathrooms-pictures-of-girls12.jpg :facepalm:

That left eye is so lazy, I don't think an alarm clock could help!:facepalm:

http://www.thisis50.com/profiles/blogs/stuntin-is-a-habit-part-2

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:D I stole the idea from here: jUaGZWbmN5g

I called a Mexican restaraunt and had food delivered and when the order was done, he asked my name and I told him it was "Situation", he then answered "what?" and I answered "Situation...S...I...T..." and then he hung up on me. 20 minutes later a small Mexican delivery guy rolled up in a...

Re: Tv hottests *** Suzanne Snider, wife of Dee Sinder From Twisted ****** http://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dee-suzette-snider.jpg

Awww Yeah, we got a Situation here! :facepalm: dXV2pFJr1zs&playnext=1&videos=yo3pofIZ5fg&feature=rec-exp_fresh%2Bdiv-1r-60-HM

Randy Orton and The Miz on Lopez Tonight

I'm a fly mufucka....what can I say? :facepalm: