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  1. alexpnz

    Have you ever.............

    nooooooo! .....worn underwear with holes in them?
  2. alexpnz

    Have you ever.............

    yes, at a Target ...ever followed a hot chick into the underwear section of a store to see what she buys?
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    Julie K Smith

    http://img241.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=59023_Pamela712_123_98lo.jpg http://www.imagebam.com/image/86c43b36130136/ http://img265.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=31981_jks_bondage_19_123_79lo.jpg http://img201.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=33500_jks_123_87lo.jpg#...
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    Julie K Smith

    http://xa.yimg.com/kq/groups/5338943/homepage/name/homepage.jpg?type=sn http://b1y.us/images/458.jpg :clap: http://ist1-2.filesor.com/media/image/3/3/0/6/33060/b/d/c/d/bdcd232f179ce8a53b627d60f01ec5cf.jpg http://www.celebsworldwide.com/Previews/J/Julie_K_Smith/Julie_K_Smith-X-Cherry_Bomb-02.jpg...
  5. alexpnz

    Jay Mariotti Arrested for Felony Domestic *****

    Co-sign all of this ^....except for Tim Cowlishaw, Michael Smith and J.A. Adande on ATH. I think they have excellent opinions!:2 cents:
  6. alexpnz

    Jay Mariotti Arrested for Felony Domestic *****

    Somewhere Woody Paige is laughing his ass off....:D
  7. alexpnz

    Britney Spears

    http://www.stereogum.com/img/britney-bikini1.jpg
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    Booty Pop

    ...so take off all your clothes! :facepalm: I'm sorry
  9. alexpnz

    Isn't There a "T" Missing?

    :dito: Just asking?
  10. alexpnz

    i miss sexcetera

    No I didn't.....I got the check from my cut last week. I didn't know you Indiana corn farmers were such big spenders? :D
  11. alexpnz

    How Many Wipes Is Enough?

    I had 2 Fiber One bars tonight and lets just say my toilet looked like a ****** scene from Law and Order. :rolleyes:
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    i miss sexcetera

    oic Ry.....I guess I must have just missed the "humorous" part! :D
  13. alexpnz

    How Many Wipes Is Enough?

    I have a bad habit of wiping an excessive amount of times after I take a dump to the point where I draw *****.....it is boderline asshole OCD! :facepalm: About how many wipes is sufficient?.....my motto is "Wipe til it's white!" Anyone...
  14. alexpnz

    Do you have a nickname?

    :facepalm: Mandatory in this case!
  15. alexpnz

    i miss sexcetera

    Wait.....What? :dunno:
  16. alexpnz

    Happy hour!!

    Gonna go outside and post up w/ the homies, pop in the NWA-Staight Outta Compton CD and down one of these and get ripped like a losing lottery ticket.....awwww yeaah! :facepalm:
  17. alexpnz

    Next Up In The ********* Sex Tape Sweepstakes

    Next in line..... http://www.tmz.com/2010/08/21/heidi-montag-sex-tape-spencer-pratt-vivid-entertainment/ :facepalm:
  18. alexpnz

    Happy hour!!

    I couldn't pull a chick like that if she was on the other end of a Tug-of-War rope! :facepalm: Google....:hatsoff:
  19. alexpnz

    The internet as it should be.

    As long as The Situaton was involved, I'm good! :D:hi::mad:
  20. alexpnz

    Most impressive and charismatic bad guy I have seen in a long time

    :1orglaugh Winner! qwicLgOGJOI
  21. alexpnz

    Happy hour!!

    Eazy A fucked up, got the 8 Ball rollin'.....with her! :glugglug:
  22. alexpnz

    i am gonna die soon

    I just farted....:hatsoff:
  23. alexpnz

    MTV Reality Show, Teen ***

    Thanx for the vote of confidence, Brah! :glugglug:
  24. alexpnz

    MTV Reality Show, Teen ***

    Is it wrong that I want to be their "Baby *****" and actually WATCH this show? MTV is truly rotting my 30-ish year old brain! :facepalm: (I'm referring to Maci and Farrah from the show and....well fuck It, while shes in the pic, Bristol Palin too!)...
  25. alexpnz

    Marco Pantani died

    Re: Marco Pantani died :facepalm:
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    Marco Pantani died

    Re: Marco Pantani died I made Ry Edit! hehe :clap::D
  27. alexpnz

    Policeman trapped in car by 50,000 bees

    He should have called Billy The Exterminator :facepalm: Seen here with L3ggy! http://www.poptower.com/pic-22025/billy-bretherton-exterminator.jpg?w=450&h=450
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    Marco Pantani died

    Re: Marco Pantani died Now Marco would be 40. :dunno: ****....everyone else does it, why can't I? :facepalm:
  29. alexpnz

    How did Freeones start?

    Jesus Christ, where do you 2 guys come up with this fucking ****? :facepalm: Some of it is either sheer brilliance or fucking lunacy.....theres a very fine line and you 2 fucking guys are right there! I sit and read some of your guys **** and I just stare in either disbelief or shock; sometimes...
  30. alexpnz

    What are you listening to right now?

    FBLbrJxGtro
  31. alexpnz

    A ~~whimsical~~ rant in poetry form

    It's almost as good as my manifesto about how taking a dump is better than a good orgasm, but your getting there ***!:hatsoff:
  32. alexpnz

    A ~~whimsical~~ rant in poetry form

    "follow my works"....works!? Is that what the **** are calling it nowadays? :D
  33. alexpnz

    A ~~whimsical~~ rant in poetry form

    :facepalm:
  34. alexpnz

    Lindsay Lohan

    More Maxim http://www.thisis50.com/profiles/blogs/check-out-lindsay-lohans-photo
  35. alexpnz

    Katie (Planet Katie / Chase the Hottie)

    You're a hot chick with a tight lil' pooper on you....I hope ya get it figured out! :hatsoff:
  36. alexpnz

    ★Confirmed Babes for FreeOnes Booth at Venus Berlin 2010!★

    Is our very own BOOTHBABE going to be there? :tongue:
  37. alexpnz

    Don't Rush Me Motherfucker!

    :1orglaugh n5pN5kR8vco
  38. alexpnz

    August 6, 1945.

    August 16, 2010 This day too, shall live in infamy....I just dropped a Taco Bell bomb the size OF Hiroshima in my toilet! :hatsoff:
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    Asshole Behind Thong

    Re: Asshole behind thong Yip! Shes the Queen of the whole "Asshole Behind Thong" phenomenon! :bowdown: http://www.pinkvelvetvault.com/galleries/nikki/NikkiHotTub/8.jpg
  40. alexpnz

    Nikki Sims / Next Door Nikki / Nikki's Playmates

    Re: Next Door Nikki /Nikki Sims/Nikki's Playmates God bless you! :dunno:
  41. alexpnz

    >>> Welcome to the New FreeOnes Moderators!

    Wait...who?!? GregCenta.......Jesus Christ!:facepalm:
  42. alexpnz

    Ask me (SpexyAshleigh) any question you want!

    Good girl.....:hatsoff:
  43. alexpnz

    Snooki Naked

    No Drawers on! http://www.thisis50.com/profiles/blogs/snooki-forgets-to-wear-panties
  44. alexpnz

    The Perfect / Best Ass!!!

    GND Kayla gots quite a pooper to her too! http://galleries.gndkayla.com/selfpixnn/005.jpg
  45. alexpnz

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? GND Kayla
  46. alexpnz

    Can a really good bowel movement equate to the pleasure of an orgasm?

    I think this is a valid question....I can't tell you how many times I've said to myself "Man, that was better than busting a nut!" after taking a dump when I haven't gone in like, 2 days. :dunno:
  47. alexpnz

    Can a really good bowel movement equate to the pleasure of an orgasm?

    :yesyes: Especially if I am constipated and didn't go for a few days!
  48. alexpnz

    Tila ******* Allegedly Beat Up @ Insane Clown Posse Show

    Video http://www.thisis50.com/profiles/blogs/video-footage-of-tela-*******
  49. alexpnz

    Any FO members in Winnipeg or Saskatoon?

    My bad shun! But you say it yourself, you live under a rock! :D
  50. alexpnz

    Any FO members in Winnipeg or Saskatoon?

    What on earth is a porn producing brotha like yourself doing in, of ALL places on earth, Saskatoon!!?? :wtf: :1orglaugh
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