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  1. Born2Jizz

    Thanks for stickin' up for me in the music thread!! btw, Iron Maiden totally rules...

    Thanks for stickin' up for me in the music thread!! btw, Iron Maiden totally rules! (Sidebar-I tried to rep you, but I "have to spread it around) lol
  2. Born2Jizz

    What are you listening to right now?

    "Symmetry" by Dethklok *I played part of this song in Guitar Center at max volume and got kicked out, LOL!!
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    best buy trying to rip people off again

    That's what they do!! My ******* and I build/repair computers (we don't have a store or anything) and it's just INSANE what Geek Squad/Best Buy does to customers. :mad: Did you know that you don't even have to go to school to become a member of Geek Squad?? :eek: It's "recommended" but not...
  4. Born2Jizz

    Although they really should focus more on the quality of water that they use.... That's one of...

    Although they really should focus more on the quality of water that they use.... That's one of my fave parts...
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    Not really. Coors is smart because they're they only **** (that I know of) that has the...

    Not really. Coors is smart because they're they only **** (that I know of) that has the mountains that change color depending on the temp. I mean if you had something that no one else had, wouldn't you exploit the fuck out of it too?? It seperates them from the rest of the **** companies, you...
  6. Born2Jizz

    What are you listening to right now?

    "Murmaider II: The Water God" by Dethklok
  7. Born2Jizz

    What are you listening to right now?

    "I Tamper with Evidence at the ****** Site of Odin" by Dethklok
  8. Born2Jizz

    Thanks for the rep, man!!:glugglug:

    Thanks for the rep, man!!:glugglug:
  9. Born2Jizz

    Hey bro! Yeah I've been rockin' along today! I found out how to embed youtube videos lol

    Hey bro! Yeah I've been rockin' along today! I found out how to embed youtube videos lol
  10. Born2Jizz

    Need for Speed Shift

    I just finished this game 100% a few days ago and WOW. I really liked how they brought a little bit of RPG feel to it with the leveling up, aggresive/precise, medals, corners, and exp points. That was pretty awesome. Whimsy's correct though, if you liked Shift, you really should try...
  11. Born2Jizz

    best buy trying to rip people off again

    :facepalm: Best Buy can :blowjob: me. Seriously. It's a corporate ******* now. It was great when it was still a contender, but now that it's the "champ", it's become "let's **** as many consumers as possible. Oh and fuck our own employee's too." They don't even TRY to hide it anymore.... I...
  12. Born2Jizz

    Police make shock discovery in lurkingdirks basement

    Nay. The answer, Stan, lies within your avatar. Hint: It's 2. :hatsoff:
  13. Born2Jizz

    wtf why

    She's probably waiting for it to **** out her car keys... :dunno:
  14. Born2Jizz

    Stan Says ...

    You know Stan, you could string-cup call me, sometime!! :mad: Selfish ass...:mad::mad:
  15. Born2Jizz

    Hey Buddy ...

    Shifty, don't play. :nono: Those Miller Lite metal bottles are fucking TASTY!! :yummie::yesyes: (uh well the **** INSIDE is what's tasty, not so much the bottle...:shy:)
  16. Born2Jizz

    Not your usual airplane drill!

    GOD I love asian girls! Lol they can look good doing fucking ANYthing! :bowdown:
  17. Born2Jizz

    How long will you stare at these...

    Wolves wear dresses now, L3ggy?? :dunno:
  18. Born2Jizz

    Welcome to our...

    Can we still :rubbel::rubbel::rubbel: in it?? :dunno:
  19. Born2Jizz

    FUCKIN mental n' Metal!!! Idk. Sue Coors.

    FUCKIN mental n' Metal!!! Idk. Sue Coors.
  20. Born2Jizz

    Google does it again

    Let's face it folks, there's something gross in EVERYTHING. But using Garyclone's example if I may, it's not like they scoop up bat **** and stuff it into a bottle... They don't jack off a bull and let it blow into a bottle... It's so broken down and ******* during the process that it's...
  21. Born2Jizz

    Faith In God

    I'd hit as many potholes as possible. Maybe even hop some curbs, lol. :dunno::D
  22. Born2Jizz

    Hope

    Be fair. EVERYONE wants to hear about my 12th level Paladin. :nono:
  23. Born2Jizz

    What a funny instrument to play

    :wtf: Is she shitting??! :dunno:
  24. Born2Jizz

    The moon landing was a hoax because...

    Idk about the rest of you, but I find that **** helps! :glugglug: **** and learning how to embed youtube into posts earlier today is a bad combo, LOL :dunno:
  25. Born2Jizz

    Obama and Sarkozy find common ground

    There! I fixed it for you! :thumbsup: :hatsoff:
  26. Born2Jizz

    Favourite Movie Quotes

    :thumbsup: :hatsoff:
  27. Born2Jizz

    All good! Thanks for the rep. You know I can't see wtf I'm typing here.... lolll

    All good! Thanks for the rep. You know I can't see wtf I'm typing here.... lolll
  28. Born2Jizz

    What are you listening to right now?

    :shy: ok... I post so much here because I let my windows media player go while im online, so i'm like ALWAYS listening to something... :dunno:
  29. Born2Jizz

    Helping Customers a step by strp guide

    It's referring to Gamestop. You can tell by the color scheme, because that's how the Gamestop logo looks, and the employees have to ask if you'd like to reserve anything, and remind customers of the current game trade-in deals.
  30. Born2Jizz

    She Has The Theory Down

    Is that Sasha Grey? :dunno:
  31. Born2Jizz

    What are you listening to right now?

    :******::******::******:
  32. Born2Jizz

    Favourite Movie Quotes

    "SMOKE you...." lol :1orglaugh G8pC8iYQSXI
  33. Born2Jizz

    The moon landing was a hoax because...

    mouUUWpEec0 :1orglaugh:1orglaugh
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    Favourite Movie Quotes

    Damn straight! :cool: wvJiYrRcfQo
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    Chain game

    367 totally rad gaming headphones! :bowdown::D:glugglug: http://www.plantronics.com/north_america/en_US/products/computer/gaming-headsets/gamecom-367
  36. Born2Jizz

    Firefighters watch home burn away since owner didn't pay fee

    I should have you WHIPPED for your insolence!! :mad::mad::ban2::cthulhu:
  37. Born2Jizz

    Favourite Movie Quotes

    :cool: aDpJoykyfOE&feature=related Sorry about the quality...
  38. Born2Jizz

    Firefighters watch home burn away since owner didn't pay fee

    :2offtopic:2offtopic:2offtopic
  39. Born2Jizz

    Quite!

    Quite!
  40. Born2Jizz

    Favourite Movie Quotes

    Ok I have to admit, even I'D fuck Brad Pitt in this movie. He makes all us men look like little pussy bitches. :dunno: Love this scene: d_O68HUcHos
  41. Born2Jizz

    What pisses you off?

    Bacon. Fucking bacon strips. STUPID! Yeah they taste great, but you'd have to eat like 100 of them to ever get full? It's a goddamn stomach tease is what it is! :mad: Waste of my fucking time....:*****: Don't tease me bacon. Don't tease.... :******:
  42. Born2Jizz

    So I met Aletta Ocean (Thanks to Private.com) and....

    Oh my. Alex... You're SO much better than this... :facepalm: :******:
  43. Born2Jizz

    Hmmm... I'm going to have to investigate! :batman: That's the first one I've read. I assume...

    Hmmm... I'm going to have to investigate! :batman: That's the first one I've read. I assume there is circling to be had in the others as well? :hatsoff:
  44. Born2Jizz

    What do you think of FreeOnes Forum new look?

    You watch your tone, about Lexi Belle, sir! :mad: :nono:
  45. Born2Jizz

    Firefighters watch home burn away since owner didn't pay fee

    The thing is though, that you don't sign up to be a fireman for the fucking money. You sign up to help save lives, by helping people who can't do it themselves. When people depend on you, there's no room for selfishness or arrogance. NONE. How petty do you have to be to refuse to help...
  46. Born2Jizz

    So I met Aletta Ocean (Thanks to Private.com) and....

    Well you're hearing it again, you lucky bastard! I ****/wish I was you/**** you because I wish I was you!! :******:
  47. Born2Jizz

    and circle him you did, good sir. Circle him you did. LOL GOD that's a funny thread to read, lol

    and circle him you did, good sir. Circle him you did. LOL GOD that's a funny thread to read, lol
  48. Born2Jizz

    Yup! I know all about THAT... lol same way over here

    Yup! I know all about THAT... lol same way over here
  49. Born2Jizz

    chat room mwith video

    ALTHOUGH. A simple IM type feature would be relatively simple to implement. When you click on someone's user name and those like 4 options come down, it would be simple to add a "Send xxxxx an Instant Message", which would in turn open a chat box with just those two people. :dunno:
  50. Born2Jizz

    By a whisker

    I definitely would have shat myself. Definitely.
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