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  1. Born2Jizz

    Have Smokes ... Will Travel

    I think all you can really say at that point is ":dunno: Fuck it."
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    Finally a reason to love Canada

    :facepalm::wtf::wtf: How about THESE reasons?? :dunno: Lanny Barbie Pamela Anderson Julia Voth Tricia Helfer Mia Kirschner Emmanuelle Vaugier Kristin Kreuk Anna Paquin Sunny Leone Jessica Lucas Elisa Cuthbert Rachel McAdams Misa Campo Emmanuelle Chriqui Just to START a list of awesome things...
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    Yeah I'm stoked! Thank you!

    Yeah I'm stoked! Thank you!
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    This how you pick up girls folks

    Or church. :dunno:
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    What do you think of FreeOnes Forum new look?

    :******::******::******:
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    What pisses you off?

    LOOK OUT!!!!!!! That squirrel is running at you!! HIDE!!!!!!! :eek: :tongue::tongue::tongue::D
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    New speed cameras ruled a bit too extreme

    :dunno::confused::dunno: I don't get it. :dunno:
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    Best way to die...

    I'd only let her shoot me if she showed me her tits first, lol :dunno:
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    What do you think of FreeOnes Forum new look?

    The only ****** vote is one that says Palin anywhere on it. :dunno: But Dirk, I think you're looking at it the wrong way. I think the "No Comment" option was designed to be more of a "I don't mind either way" option. So by it's more like 6 people voted that they felt neutral about the...
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    Firefighters watch home burn away since owner didn't pay fee

    "Thanks, ***. :mad: ...cheap fuck..:mad:" Talk about the boy who cried wolf, dang... How would the home insurance work then? Would he still be covered? I can't see insurance companies wanting to insure an unprotected home... :dunno:
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    DUDE I did it!!! Thank you so much for teaching me! My posts look all grown up and proper now, LOL

    DUDE I did it!!! Thank you so much for teaching me! My posts look all grown up and proper now, LOL
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    Favourite Movie Quotes

    This is why Jason Lee rules! 5gwGcP8QbH8 FUCK YES!!! I made the movie be in my post!!! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy :D:D:D:jump::nanner::nanner::nanner::bowdown: Thank you Moonchild!!! :iloveyou:
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Monique Alexander (Even though I wish she'd shut her mouth a little more...:dunno:) http://flv.freeones.com/m_babes/Monique_Alexander/1072/
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    Thank YOU for the rep this time! :D

    Thank YOU for the rep this time! :D
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    What pisses you off?

    Just what exactly DO we do to the English language, miss? :nono:
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    Yeah and I won't get ****** this year! :D

    Yeah and I won't get ****** this year! :D
  17. Born2Jizz

    Blonde and Redhead from Hustler

    The only redhead in Barely Legal 3 is Vivi Anne..... :dunno:
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    Favourite Movie Quotes

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itAXz7ywuTQ I know it's not a movie, but it's still awesome! :cool:
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    What pisses you off?

    Hangovers. :eeew:
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    Thank you for the rep points! :glugglug: :hatsoff:

    Thank you for the rep points! :glugglug: :hatsoff:
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    Thank you for the rep points! :glugglug: :D :hatsoff:

    Thank you for the rep points! :glugglug: :D :hatsoff:
  22. Born2Jizz

    This or That

    Hockey! Baseball or Basketball?
  23. Born2Jizz

    At the Game: Seeds, Peanuts, Popcorn, or 'Other'?

    I eat those whole too! Fuck cracking them open.... :dunno:
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Jezaree Robs
  25. Born2Jizz

    Lol right on

    Lol right on
  26. Born2Jizz

    Whatcha dooooooin? :shy:

    Whatcha dooooooin? :shy:
  27. Born2Jizz

    :eek: How the fuck did Thor lose?! That's :bs::lame::wtf::shocked: My top 3 comic picks would...

    :eek: How the fuck did Thor lose?! That's :bs::lame::wtf::shocked: My top 3 comic picks would be Green Arrow (my fave!), Punisher, and Deadpool
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    I'm ok, just hanging around! lol :dunno: Not much interesting stuff happening here lol :dunno:

    I'm ok, just hanging around! lol :dunno: Not much interesting stuff happening here lol :dunno:
  29. Born2Jizz

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    OMG yeah Shutter Island was TOTALLY bad ass!! NOT what I thought it was going to be like at ALL!! :2 cents:
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    What are you listening to right now?

    "Black Fire Upon Us" by Dethklok
  31. Born2Jizz

    Whats for Dinner Tonight?

    Yup. Good ol' B2J is STILL DRINKIN'!!!!! :glugglug::glugglug:
  32. Born2Jizz

    What are you listening to right now?

    "The Gears" by Dethklok
  33. Born2Jizz

    At the Game: Seeds, Peanuts, Popcorn, or 'Other'?

    Lol "Eastside like that".... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh I know all about that, I used to live on Arcade Avenue in East Saint Paul...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    "Murdertrain a Comin'" by Dethklok
  35. Born2Jizz

    At the Game: Seeds, Peanuts, Popcorn, or 'Other'?

    Ranch Dressing, you say?? :dunno: You would be completely welcome in the Mid-west just for that alone!! LMAO :1orglaugh
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    What are you listening to right now?

    "***** Ocean" by Dethklok
  37. Born2Jizz

    What are you listening to right now?

    "Duncan Hills Coffee Jingle" by Dethklok *I love this song! "Do you folks like coffee???" LOL :1orglaugh:1orglaugh
  38. Born2Jizz

    What are you listening to right now?

    "Dethharmonic" by Dethklok *I love the symphony in the background! It's like the "S & M" album by Metallica, but waaaaaayyy more badass! :D
  39. Born2Jizz

    Oh things are good! Lil ***** about to ******** lol Glad to see you're going to be back more!

    Oh things are good! Lil ***** about to ******** lol Glad to see you're going to be back more!
  40. Born2Jizz

    What are you listening to right now?

    "Birthday Dethday" by Dethklok
  41. Born2Jizz

    What are you listening to right now?

    "Thunderhorse" by Dethklok *ABSOLUTE favorite Dethklok song, like EVER!! :D :thumbsup:
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    Whats for Dinner Tonight?

    It's a **** marathon!! Check my post times!! Still going strong!! :glugglug::glugglug::glugglug::****::****::****: *I DID have 2 pickles, though, about 2 hours ago.... IDK if that counts or not... :dunno:
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    What are you listening to right now?

    "Go Forth and Die" by Dethklok
  44. Born2Jizz

    "****** No More" LMAO :1orglaugh

    "****** No More" LMAO :1orglaugh
  45. Born2Jizz

    lol how many friends do you have that came back from the dead!

    lol how many friends do you have that came back from the dead!
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