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  1. Born2Jizz

    What are you listening to right now?

    "I Love Rock and Roll" by Joan Jett & The Blackhearts
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    What are you listening to right now?

    "Foxy Lady" by Jimi Hendrix
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    Thanks for the rep, friend! :glugglug::hatsoff:

    Thanks for the rep, friend! :glugglug::hatsoff:
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    Zombies Vs Vampires: A Scientific Comparison

    Maaaaaaaybe...:shy::dunno:
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    "Where the Buffalo Roam" :D *This movie proves without a shadow of a doubt that Bill Murray IS, in fact, "The Man". :bowdown::bowdown: Who do YOU think played a better Hunter S. Thompson? Depp or Murray? :dunno:
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Jordan Lynn :D
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    What are you listening to right now?

    "Fire" by Jimi Hendrix :flame::flame::flame:
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    Thanks! She's hot!

    Thanks! She's hot!
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    A sound idea, sir! :hatsoff:

    A sound idea, sir! :hatsoff:
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    :hatsoff:

    :hatsoff:
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    :hatsoff:;)

    :hatsoff:;)
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    Damn right! Thanks for the rep!

    Damn right! Thanks for the rep!
  13. Born2Jizz

    What are you listening to right now?

    "Purple Haze" by Jimi Hendrix
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    -=|Funny Pics Collection|=-

    Those are some seriously funny pictures! Thank you for sharing them with us! :D:glugglug::hatsoff: Sidebar-Maybe try an image hosting site without all the pop-ups? :dunno:
  15. Born2Jizz

    What are you listening to right now?

    "Somebody to Love" by Jefferson Airplane
  16. Born2Jizz

    What are you listening to right now?

    "Bad Things" by Jace Everett
  17. Born2Jizz

    What are you listening to right now?

    "To Tame a Land" by Iron Maiden
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    Zombies Vs Vampires: A Scientific Comparison

    I said it before and I'll say it again. http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html (zombie fans... :facepalm:)
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    He was right all along

    :1orglaugh:rofl: "Good boy!" :D *hands dog a treat*
  20. Born2Jizz

    Do As She Says!

    Damn you! I was going to make that joke! :mad: :DWell played, sir... :hatsoff:
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    What are you listening to right now?

    "The Trooper" by Iron Maiden
  22. Born2Jizz

    Toilet rules

    Actually. Both of those pictures are wrong. The Man Code states that without urinal dividers there must be one empty urinal in between them. Duh... :facepalm:
  23. Born2Jizz

    Travel Warning

    If I was running late for work and saw that sign, I'd make the extra time to beat it's sassy sign ass with a baseball bat. :mad:
  24. Born2Jizz

    If you are really desperate for some serious drama...

    :confused::dunno::*****::*****:
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    And this is what happens when you repeatedly stab a bull.

    LOL :1orglaugh that bull was like "rrr......NOT again you bastard!! :mad::cussing:"
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    Dolphin ******

    Pwnd. :D Way to go dolphin! :thumbsup:
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    **** beware

    'Bout time!! :mad::clap:
  28. Born2Jizz

    Finger Bomb

    Jeez, he looks so serious! Look at the guy's face! :(
  29. Born2Jizz

    Blackberry storm is

    Hmmm.... Guess I won't be getting a Blackberry... :dunno:
  30. Born2Jizz

    What are you listening to right now?

    "Flight of Icarus" by Iron Maiden
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    Wildlife Study

    Good call! :clap::thumbsup:
  32. Born2Jizz

    What should I do today?

    I like Canada! :D:glugglug:
  33. Born2Jizz

    Jedi Squirrels

    :1orglaugh:rofl: Too cute! :D
  34. Born2Jizz

    Rocket Pubes in the Shower?

    This probably happened at Duke University... :facepalm:
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    What are you listening to right now?

    "Hallowed By Thy Name" by Iron Maiden *One of my top favorite IM songs! :flame::D:cthulhu: *This song is evidence of Bruce Dickinson's supreme vocal range and that IM's guitarists never get tired. Ever. Fucking ever. :bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:
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    What are you listening to right now?

    "Run to the Hills" by Iron Maiden
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    Nude Body Painting

    Re: Body Paint I want to see number 6's rack! Those look huge! :boobies::rubbel:
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    Who's the chick in your avatar?

    Who's the chick in your avatar?
  39. Born2Jizz

    What are you listening to right now?

    "The Number of the *****" by Iron Maiden *Never get's old, no matter how many times I hear it! :banger::D
  40. Born2Jizz

    The Rolando Bottom

    :eek: Jesus! That guy picked the wrong sport! *picks up phone* "...Yes hello WWE?"
  41. Born2Jizz

    Porn-O-Vision

    That's what I was thinking!! It's the only can that divides diagonally like that!
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    Erection Speedo!!!!

    "The guy in the yellow", BB? Come on. You're not fooling us, we all know who "the guy in yellow" REALLY is... Stop messing with us. You think "Oh! I'll wear yellow one day, and no one will know!" Niiiiiiiiice try, Blue, nice try. ;)
  43. Born2Jizz

    Prisoner Tries to Escape Through Toilet

    Stop playing Mario, idiot!! :mad::facepalm:
  44. Born2Jizz

    What are you listening to right now?

    "Rock N' Roll" by Great White
  45. Born2Jizz

    Optical Illusion

    :eek:You ASSHOLE!:eek::mad::cussing: That totally scared the hell out of me.:(
  46. Born2Jizz

    Whimsy Got Hungry

    Seconded. Thanks Whims! :hatsoff: Making the world a better place, one pesky bird at a time! ;)
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    Philosoraptor

    I wonder how many pipes he goes through a day... :dunno: (oh fuck.... Here come the pipe jokes....:facepalm:)
  48. Born2Jizz

    LurkingDirk finally hits the jackpot!

    Dirk did NOT want to talk about it... Have a listen! :D;) s86ReVJhJCA&feature=related
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    new biofuel

    :eek:I'm not the only one!!:eek: :nanner::nanner::nanner::nanner::nanner:
  50. Born2Jizz

    Best answer ever on the ****** Feud.

    :1orglaugh:rofl: Steve Harvey's response was the funniest part! :D:1orglaugh Sidebar-****** Feud is STILL on the air?! :dunno:
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