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  1. alexpnz

    I got pulled over today -_-

    I will now besmirch this thread like Kanye West besmirched Taylor Swift.
  2. alexpnz

    Ever sniffed the chair of a female co-worker?

    Yes, I have...it smelled like ass sweat! :facepalm:
  3. alexpnz

    This is Why I Don't Give the Homeless ****!

    http://www.thisis50.com/profiles/blogs/wtf-homeless-bum-begging-for :facepalm:
  4. alexpnz

    What do you think of my cock- length? girth? be honest.

    :facepalm: Ay Yi Yi
  5. alexpnz

    What are you listening to right now?

    8tugqHunwDA
  6. alexpnz

    Coffee!

    Just got done making a cup of home brewed Dunkin' Donuts Pumpkin Spice coffee....**** is liquid crack.:nanner:
  7. alexpnz

    I Have a Crush on These 2 Jerseylicious Girls

    I watched the episode tonight about The Glam Fairy and the girls going to Texas to do make-up and hair for a "Tex Mex" wedding. My question is...does this make me Ghey or does it mean I am comfortable w/ my sexuality?? :facepalm:
  8. alexpnz

    Brock Lesnar and Undertaker Exchange Words After UFC 121

    No apology necessary...thank you for contributing!:hatsoff:
  9. alexpnz

    Aman is mistaken with the Devil, 11 persons jump by a window. A baby is dead.

    Did Aman make it? Is he a Muslim? :facepalm:
  10. alexpnz

    Brock Lesnar vs Cain Velasquez at UFC 121

    Cain Velasquez... Damn! I voted sat. night before the fight.:eek: Man! this board must be REAL slow!? :facepalm:
  11. alexpnz

    Name one pornstar would you impregnate?

    Re: Pornstar you want to put a baby in :facepalm: Hell awaits you, Rye-bread....
  12. alexpnz

    Brock Lesnar and Undertaker Exchange Words After UFC 121

    We're all over that one, ma dude. :hatsoff: http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=5015826&postcount=7691 http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=5015596&postcount=7689
  13. alexpnz

    This Board is So Slow....

    :mad:
  14. alexpnz

    Brett Favre Admits to Voicemails but not Photos

    ****...this board!! :mad:
  15. alexpnz

    Brett Favre Admits to Voicemails but not Photos

    I heard ya the first time, SS! ^ :hatsoff:
  16. alexpnz

    Brett Favre Admits to Voicemails but not Photos

    I heard ya the first time, SS! ^ :hatsoff:
  17. alexpnz

    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    Notice the "wife" behind UT in that vid? :1orglaugh Anyone believe the rumour that Shane McMahon is actually part owner or a major inverstor in UFC? http://bleacherreport.com/articles/500090-ufc-121-lesnar-to-fight-the-undertaker-next
  18. alexpnz

    Take a look at these strippers! (pic)

    Real talk, I'd suck the farts out of Zara's sphincter. :facepalm: BTW, shes a dead ringer for Velvet Sky
  19. alexpnz

    I love all yous basterds

    :facepalm: Haterade is best served cold, A-Ryebread....so ***** up!:glugglug: PK+:glugglug:=:hatsoff:
  20. alexpnz

    $0.00

    :facepalm:
  21. alexpnz

    Glee: Are You In The Club?

    Hot Glee chicks in their panties! http://www.gq.com/entertainment/movies-and-tv/201011/glee-photos-rachel-quinn-finn#slide=14 http://photos.toofab.com/galleries/glee_gone_wild_in_gq#tab=beauty http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2010/10/20/entertainment/photos_stories/glee--300x450.jpg...
  22. alexpnz

    Don't Fuck With Janine Lindemulder!

    ....especially on the way to court! :D Look at that lard ass paparazzi rolling around on the ground like a beached whale! :facepalm: http://www.tmz.com/2010/10/21/jesse-james-ex-janine-lindemulder-paparazzi-******-assault-liquid-court-ornage-county/
  23. alexpnz

    Anna 'Hottest Spy' Chapman Wanted by Porn Company

    Russian Maxim spread. http://www.thisis50.com/profiles/blogs/the-spy-who-charmed-the-pants
  24. alexpnz

    PAWG - Phat Ass White Girls

    Tehmeena Afzal http://www.thisis50.com/profiles/blogs/tastykake-treats-presentsomg-i
  25. alexpnz

    Rate the signature above you

    7/10 good concept
  26. alexpnz

    This Board is So Slow....

    Sorry ~, I only get out the Facepalm Army in extreme Douche cases like this one. BTW....Aint it cool to see 4 Facepalm smilies in unison? :clap:
  27. alexpnz

    This Board is So Slow....

    Can we ban you for un-manly offenses such as: Handing out neg. rep on a porn board? :facepalm: Having an airplane blowing up a tank for an avy on a porn board? :facepalm: Making up words such as "twunt"? :facepalm: Noobs...Ay Yi Yi :facepalm:
  28. alexpnz

    This Board is So Slow....

    No, sorry :hatsoff:
  29. alexpnz

    This Board is So Slow....

    wait...what? :confused:
  30. alexpnz

    This Board is So Slow....

    :facepalm:
  31. alexpnz

    Girl telling Guy where to Cum

    Riley Bow?
  32. alexpnz

    This Board is So Slow....

    I clicked on someones profile, went to take a Taco Bell dump, wiped and came back STILL waiting for the goddamned thing to load. Total elapsed time= 6 mins 21 secs :facepalm:
  33. alexpnz

    Ask me (SpexyAshleigh) any question you want!

    Do you have any special techniques when you give head? :clap:
  34. alexpnz

    Italian girls have black in them

    C'mon Shim...would it hurt you to post a gallery once in a while ma dude?? After all, we in a recession! :facepalm::1orglaugh
  35. alexpnz

    Brazzers's competition has lacked improvements.

    Fuck outta here...:facepalm:
  36. alexpnz

    Welcome back, bitches.

    I fart constantly so I don't understand....:dunno:
  37. alexpnz

    anyone had sex via craigslist?

    More Feds and cops on Craiglist than the entrance to Bin Laden's cave! :facepalm:
  38. alexpnz

    would you hit it?

    Who finds **** like this? :facepalm:
  39. alexpnz

    Appeal: say NO to hairless cunts!

    I say YES :yesyes:
  40. alexpnz

    Can anybody teach me how to dougie?

    :facepalm: Sorry... ODy7NAXYbTE&feature=related
  41. alexpnz

    Recent study: 43% of freeones users are too nice

    :facepalm: Try holding in a fart while getting a blowjob...
  42. alexpnz

    Do You **** Up When You Fart in Your *****?

    UPDATE! I did a little scientific experiment last night. I ate 2 Fiber One bars before I went to bed and sure enough, I woke up about 3:48 a.m. to let one rip! The only thing I can deduce from this is that I probably woke up because It was kind of a wet one. I think my body woke me so I wouldn't...
  43. alexpnz

    Got Gisele Unbeatable?

    Don't lie...:D
  44. alexpnz

    Rate the signature above you

    7/10 I dont get it? Did she have her period on cartoon characters or something?
  45. alexpnz

    What are you listening to right now?

    The Sitch spits hot fiyah! :flame: qTqR6gSop1M
  46. alexpnz

    Got Gisele Unbeatable?

    With what? a submarine? :facepalm: :eeew:
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