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  1. alexpnz

    Have you ever.............

    yip, in Honolulu! ..... almost drown?
  2. alexpnz

    What did you do today?

    Wash the ride, cut the lawn, ate, Rubbed one out, dump, shower, shave, ate dinner and watch Law and Order: Los Angeles and now I'm on here! :facepalm:
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    What's on your TV or desktop (your wallpaper)

    My Girls! :lovecoupl http://mtvpress.com/img/gallery/MTV_JerseyShore_girls.jpg
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    Just looking you out ma dude...even though you besmirched MY Ashley with tattoos of awful...

    Just looking you out ma dude...even though you besmirched MY Ashley with tattoos of awful teams!!! :mad:;)
  5. alexpnz

    Teenage Paparzzo

    Funny to see how they turned this *** from a paparazzi to a ********* and he didn't like it...but on the flip side, he became friends with Paris Hilton! :dunno:
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    I get a 403 where your siggy should be...:dunno:

    I get a 403 where your siggy should be...:dunno:
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    First girl you ever jerked it to?

    Venice Kong
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    Cancer patient sees Jesus in MRI scan

    Looks like Fred Durst weaing a Limp Bizkit chain.:facepalm:
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    Teenage Paparzzo

    Teenage Paparazzo Just saw this documentary on HBO about a 14 yr. old Paparazzi produced and directed by Entourages' Adrian Grenier. Has great interviews with the stars he shoots and their feelings about him. Anybody see this? I highly recommend it! :hatsoff: http://www.teenagepaparazzo.com/...
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    Roy HELLNOHITDAY

    Halliday=truth
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    What are you listening to right now?

    :clap: X4YT6HbztwI
  12. alexpnz

    What are you listening to right now?

    :yesyes::yesyes::yesyes::yesyes::yesyes::yesyes: esS1ZYQDdSI&ob=av2n
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    What are you listening to right now?

    MD_WDNeC9vg
  14. alexpnz

    Best intro in sports?

    Thread Closed/ 54OOBNC16VM
  15. alexpnz

    Arianna LaBarbara / Arianna Labarbara

    http://www.handdomination.com/arianna-labarbara-bio.htm
  16. alexpnz

    Longest member at freeones

    Not me...longest I can get is 5 3/4 in. :facepalm:
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    If I had a quarter for every rep point, I would have...

    ...enough to buy all you fools and this Freeones thingy! :clap:
  18. alexpnz

    What are you listening to right now?

    The greatest songwriter of our generation! :bowdown: FgQ_iwK1y64&feature=related
  19. alexpnz

    Who has the best musical culture?

    Men Without Hats-Safety Dance
  20. alexpnz

    Would You Fuck The Girl in The Avatar Above You

    I'm sure she looks good under the make-up...so sure, why not?
  21. alexpnz

    Who has the best musical culture?

    Metallica-Devils Dance
  22. alexpnz

    Who has the best musical culture?

    Slayer-Reign In *****
  23. alexpnz

    Who has the best musical culture?

    Run DMC-King of Rock
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    What are you listening to right now?

    BLC4MMcDBFk F5TnOdCLdy8&feature=related
  25. alexpnz

    Who has the best musical culture?

    Metallica-Fade To Black
  26. alexpnz

    What are you watching right now?

    Re: What you watching right now! Muse:A Seaside Rondezvous
  27. alexpnz

    What are you eating right now?

    Fried Rice Balls and the Marinara Sauce
  28. alexpnz

    Would You Fuck The Girl in The Avatar Above You

    affirmative
  29. alexpnz

    Rate the signature above you

    3.367/10 same ol crapola
  30. alexpnz

    Say Something Nice About Another Member

    I miss Will E. Worm
  31. alexpnz

    Test Area V

    You've finally crossed the line Ry-Bread...:mad:
  32. alexpnz

    I'm finally legal!

    :1orglaugh You're such a fuckin dick....
  33. alexpnz

    I'm finally legal!

    I gotcha I like to unwind with an Absolut and Diet Ginger Ale with a twist of Lime @ the end of an uneventful day, myself. :glugglug:
  34. alexpnz

    I'm finally legal!

    Pinot? A grown man? :facepalm:
  35. alexpnz

    What Physical Activities

    I walk 4 miles on a local beach a couple days a week, year round....good for the leg muscles.:clap:
  36. alexpnz

    Has Anyone Ever Bought Used Panties Off A Chicks Site?

    This is partially true. One time, I picked up my High School GF from work and as she undressed and went to take a shower, I took a peek at her drawers on the floor and there was a skidmark on them that looked like Jeff Gordon did a victory burnout! :1orglaugh I guess she had to take a dump at...
  37. alexpnz

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Taylor Stevens fine ass!
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    Guilt.

    I.Don't.Understand :facepalm:
  39. alexpnz

    Me too! Shhh! Don't tell anyone. :facepalm::D

    Me too! Shhh! Don't tell anyone. :facepalm::D
  40. alexpnz

    G-string, Thong or Boyshorts...Al wants to know?:D

    G-string, Thong or Boyshorts...Al wants to know?:D
  41. alexpnz

    What are you listening to right now?

    Wws7mnMewPw&ob=av2e
  42. alexpnz

    Tightie whities, boxers, boxer briefs....tell me what you are wearing?

    Calvin Klein Boxer Briefs.....the ONLY choice for a real man like myself!! :clap:
  43. alexpnz

    Men, would you ____ a handicapped woman?

    In a wierd sort of way, I always wondered what it would be like to roll a handicapped person down a hill in a wheelchair? :facepalm:
  44. alexpnz

    Jessica Alba

    http://www.thisis50.com/profiles/blogs/smoking-hot-peep-jessica-albas
  45. alexpnz

    Yeah...to get arressted quicker! :D

    Yeah...to get arressted quicker! :D
  46. alexpnz

    Well, at least shes in the same state as me...:1orglaugh

    Well, at least shes in the same state as me...:1orglaugh
  47. alexpnz

    Me and you both....matter of fact, I wish I was close enough to actually TAKE that pic! :D

    Me and you both....matter of fact, I wish I was close enough to actually TAKE that pic! :D
  48. alexpnz

    Really, not lofty at all...if you made a sig of her taking a dump. I'd take it and be thankful! :D

    Really, not lofty at all...if you made a sig of her taking a dump. I'd take it and be thankful! :D
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