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  1. alexpnz

    I think I'm in love!

    Did she fart in front of you yet? Did you put her in the dreaded Dutch Oven? These.....are the questions left unanswered AND the keys to a solid relationship!! :tongue:
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    Wrestlemania XXVII

    Randy Orton will not lose to a pimple like CM Punk....Orton will be the face of WWE! :bowdown:
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    Boobies

    Re: Best Tits? Ashley Juggs
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    What Decade Had The Most Beautiful Women?

    Late 80's, ma dood!
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    Favorite Rose?

    Axl :facepalm:
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    Webcam fun?

    ....the fuck is you doin?
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    Is Jack Johnson a better musician than Bruce Springsteen?

    ....the fuck is you doin? Great screen name, btw!
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    Mexico Burns 134 Tons Of Confiscated *********

    **** Addicts...:facepalm:
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    Is there a adult movie star hall of fame??

    .....the fuck is you doin?
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    What are you listening to right now?

    V8pZFjczSyA
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    I Have a Flat For Rent in Japan....

    A friend of mine called me from Japan today and told me about this cruise he went on.......he said everything was great but they kept catching every red light! :facepalm: He also told me about how he went water skiing and jumped a school....:facepalm:
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    What should Rachel Starr do next?

    Has she done Lemon Party yet? :facepalm:
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    http://www.tmz.com/2011/03/26/wwe-glaad-gay-slur-homophobic-twitter-michael-cole-josh-mathews/
  14. alexpnz

    Filming new big nosed indian girl in my office right now

    Damn Shim....you took an "L" with this one, ma dood! :facepalm:
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    Filming new big nosed indian girl in my office right now

    Jesus Christ! Even Photoshop would say..."ehhhh, maybe you oughta try another brand....!?" :facepalm:
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    Filming new big nosed indian girl in my office right now

    Was she one of those Indians herding all them horses OR, is she actually ONE of the horses?? Ay Yi Yi :facepalm: When you say "backfired" do you mean she let one rip??
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    JAJAJAJAJAJAJA, WTF.. A toddler pole dancing

    JA JA JA JA Rule? :facepalm::dunno:
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    Total Nonstop Action wrestling thread

    Kurt Angle hitting the sauce a lil too much...:****: http://www.tmz.com/2011/03/25/kurt-angle-wrestler-dui-court-charged-north-dakota-wwe-tna-olympic-gold-medal-*****-driving-vehicle-werstling/
  19. alexpnz

    Teri Weigel

    I agree, shes never taken a face shot that I knew of until recently...even after working w/ her husband for MANY years!:dunno:
  20. alexpnz

    This Is Me Right Now...

    Dirk, Willem, PK and Rolaid an Amsterdam gay club...:facepalm:
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    Left to starve: Native Americans round up 700 horses abandoned by bankrupt rancher

    Re: Left to starve: Native Americans round up 700 horses abandoned by bankrupt ranche
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    Bree Olson and Charlie Sheen?

    :facepalm: Caught on tape huh? Did they tape her @ the bank cashing Peter North's check too?
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    Left to starve: Native Americans round up 700 horses abandoned by bankrupt rancher

    Re: Left to starve: Native Americans round up 700 horses abandoned by bankrupt ranche Was THIS guy seen anywhere in the area? http://board.freeones.com/member.php?u=424820 :1orglaugh Ya know, I read "Native American"....and I just figured....ugh, nvrmind. :facepalm:
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    *** NOTE: Please update your password ***

    Re: *** URGENT: Please update your password *** All done Rolaid...
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    I Have a Flat For Rent in Japan....

    I tried to catch a cab the other day in Japan......it almost crushed me! :facepalm:
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    How to exploit models and get them to do everything you want

    :facepalm: Buy yourself an Indian Headress, smoke a peace pipe and start dancing for rain and you should be good to go.....
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    If Freeones.com were a country, it would be larger than Oman

    ^.......the fuck are you 2 talking about now?? :facepalm::confused:
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    Game Show Host Hall Of Fame

    Peter Tomarken from the greatest gameshow ever....Press Your Luck! zIy6BymWf2E
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    I really wish I had a butt!

    Meh, butts are overrated anyway. They smell like ****, are pimply and hairy and always catch dingleberries! :facepalm:
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    If Freeones.com were a country, it would be larger than Oman

    "Oh Man", thats cool...:facepalm:
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    cum on clothed women vids

    Jag=The Conscience of Freeones :thumbsup:
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    too hard

    I just took a dump so huge, it stuck out of the top of the toilet water like the fucking Pyramids of Egypt....:facepalm:
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    Some Entertainment.

    what.in.the.world? :facepalm:
  34. alexpnz

    Nikki Sims / Next Door Nikki / Nikki's Playmates

    Re: Next Door Nikki /Nikki Sims/Nikki's Playmates 2 Legends.....like Magic and Kareem!:bowdown:
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    I Have a Flat For Rent in Japan....

    :facepalm: but :1orglaugh Did you hear about the Japanese dude who tried to "catch" a cab? :facepalm:
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    Alexp's greatest work

    Only Dirk can find something on Farting that I couldn't understand one word of....:facepalm::tinhat:
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    How to exploit models and get them to do everything you want

    Thats word to grannies panties, squid lady!:cthulhu:
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    I Have a Flat For Rent in Japan....

    Look at it this way.....at least Godzilla won't have far to return to the ocean....:facepalm:
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    The curse of genius.

    VV=
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    I Have a Flat For Rent in Japan....

    What did the photographer say, when about to photograph a group of Japanese tourists? "WAVE!" This week is Japanese hygiene week. Thousands will be washing up on the beach. :hatsoff:
  41. alexpnz

    The Bible has great fucking stories!

    mrtrebus once negative repped the puppet on the left because he got splinters in his dick from it...:facepalm:
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    I Have a Flat For Rent in Japan....

    ...and when I say Flat, I mean FLAT!!:1orglaugh Too Soon?? :facepalm: I apologize to all the Asians....:hatsoff:
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    STDiva

    You gotta find some of those old ones and post em....:1orglaugh
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    STDiva

    I remember when STD first joined the forum and all these European perverts used to leave sexy messages on his page thinking he was a chick just because he had "Diva" in his Screen name! :facepalm::1orglaugh
  45. alexpnz

    Whats GTL??! OIC, not a Jersey Shore fan? Gym Tan Laundry, ma dood! lol

    Whats GTL??! OIC, not a Jersey Shore fan? Gym Tan Laundry, ma dood! lol
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    I've got the power of GTL instead.....minus the G!:facepalm:

    I've got the power of GTL instead.....minus the G!:facepalm:
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    Ask me (Vodkas Victim) anything.

    Did you off yourself yet?
  48. alexpnz

    steady losing, ma dood! lol

    steady losing, ma dood! lol
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