Disclaimer
If any overtones or views can be construed. My only defence. Well quite frankly PC **** is not funny. And everyone has gotten a touch. Fair is fair.
Central character is hardly a ethical one by anyone's standards.
I decided to post this because quite frankly it's my first foray. It is the work of a warped mind. I am no longer emotionally attached to it. Its the tip of the iceberg I am moving into books then onto this crap again.
First draft.
Soundtrack
Track listing that greatly enhances the whole experience is as follows:
1. Take That- The Flood. Opening scene.
2. Helloween- Mr *******. London underground interlude.
3. *******- House of the rising sun. House of Rising members (1657) scene.
4. Billy Idol- White Wedding. Ext house at 1300 Carroll Avenue. Los Angeles
5. The Dead Kennedy's- I Fought The Law. Bear's Lair California.
6. Assault On Precinct 13 main theme (original) Carroll Avenue. The Street.
7. Billy Idol- White Wedding. Milton's house Carroll Avenue.
8. Black Eyed Peas- Meet Me Halfway. World War 2 fight collage.
9. R.E.M- The End Of The World. Closing sequence.
Ext. milky way galaxy
The Milky Way Galaxy.
Over this, we hear the voice of the evil god llu limnu.
LLU LIMNU(V.O)
Humanity. A bunch of primitive apes. ******** with pointy sticks. Destined to poke eyes out. Moronic multiplication and self ego indulgence.
The spiral arm Orion. Then onto the solar system.
So easily manipulated with. Rick rolled. Seduced. Buggered.
Planet Earth.
(Yawn)
I tire of this gig. It really is such a quaint little ball of mud.
Oh. Silly me.
I've been through this sort of thing before. Just in different realities. Rather simple really. Once you've seen one. You've seen them all. Feel like I'm owed a t-shirt or something.
(Sigh)
I guess I should see what the locals are at? After all I've got to begin the good work!
(Maniacal laughter)
Things are starting to look up.
EXT. Southern Mesopotamia. Babylon- Night(time immemorial)
(Beside river Euphrates. Irrigated well tended fields. Mud brick constructs. Engraved with various Sumerian glyphs.)
Top down view of the city. Rotates around entirety of the city. Then across the sky to show Orion's belt. Stars line up humorously.
Into window of a humble Sumerian hovel. Folks are ******. Moves out window back out onto the street. Looks around if lost. Finds route. Moves past other structures until it reaches the door of the high priest's opulent mausoleum.
(Pristine marble vertical cylinders topped with statues of Marduk slaying the primordial worm adorn his door. Ivory stone.)
LLU LIMNU(V.O)
Ah ****** Tiamat. Ugly as hell. Complete lack of. A personality. A snail has more charisma.
Utterly lacking in subtly and manners. Even chaos has its level of propriety.
Fucking amateur.
Let's go upstairs. There's a good chance that bumbling fool is up to something interesting.
Upstairs into the master bedroom. The high priest is found engaged upon a sordid act. Having sexual relations with the vestal virgins. One on top of his rather robust form while the other is sitting on his face. Obfuscated somewhat by silk drapes. Two more scantily clad vestal virgins standing at the side of the bed. Awaiting there master's summons. Two guards flank the doorway. Over this we hear.
LLU LIMNU(V.O)
Pffft the man literally has no imagination. His lack of creativity perplexes me. The sooner I rid myself of these philistines. Disgusting. Thorns in my backside.
(Audience regards the scene. Implied contemplation though we really aren't sure)
Outside quick. Dusk approaches.
If any overtones or views can be construed. My only defence. Well quite frankly PC **** is not funny. And everyone has gotten a touch. Fair is fair.
Central character is hardly a ethical one by anyone's standards.
I decided to post this because quite frankly it's my first foray. It is the work of a warped mind. I am no longer emotionally attached to it. Its the tip of the iceberg I am moving into books then onto this crap again.
First draft.
Soundtrack
Track listing that greatly enhances the whole experience is as follows:
1. Take That- The Flood. Opening scene.
2. Helloween- Mr *******. London underground interlude.
3. *******- House of the rising sun. House of Rising members (1657) scene.
4. Billy Idol- White Wedding. Ext house at 1300 Carroll Avenue. Los Angeles
5. The Dead Kennedy's- I Fought The Law. Bear's Lair California.
6. Assault On Precinct 13 main theme (original) Carroll Avenue. The Street.
7. Billy Idol- White Wedding. Milton's house Carroll Avenue.
8. Black Eyed Peas- Meet Me Halfway. World War 2 fight collage.
9. R.E.M- The End Of The World. Closing sequence.
Ext. milky way galaxy
The Milky Way Galaxy.
Over this, we hear the voice of the evil god llu limnu.
LLU LIMNU(V.O)
Humanity. A bunch of primitive apes. ******** with pointy sticks. Destined to poke eyes out. Moronic multiplication and self ego indulgence.
The spiral arm Orion. Then onto the solar system.
So easily manipulated with. Rick rolled. Seduced. Buggered.
Planet Earth.
(Yawn)
I tire of this gig. It really is such a quaint little ball of mud.
Oh. Silly me.
I've been through this sort of thing before. Just in different realities. Rather simple really. Once you've seen one. You've seen them all. Feel like I'm owed a t-shirt or something.
(Sigh)
I guess I should see what the locals are at? After all I've got to begin the good work!
(Maniacal laughter)
Things are starting to look up.
EXT. Southern Mesopotamia. Babylon- Night(time immemorial)
(Beside river Euphrates. Irrigated well tended fields. Mud brick constructs. Engraved with various Sumerian glyphs.)
Top down view of the city. Rotates around entirety of the city. Then across the sky to show Orion's belt. Stars line up humorously.
Into window of a humble Sumerian hovel. Folks are ******. Moves out window back out onto the street. Looks around if lost. Finds route. Moves past other structures until it reaches the door of the high priest's opulent mausoleum.
(Pristine marble vertical cylinders topped with statues of Marduk slaying the primordial worm adorn his door. Ivory stone.)
LLU LIMNU(V.O)
Ah ****** Tiamat. Ugly as hell. Complete lack of. A personality. A snail has more charisma.
Utterly lacking in subtly and manners. Even chaos has its level of propriety.
Fucking amateur.
Let's go upstairs. There's a good chance that bumbling fool is up to something interesting.
Upstairs into the master bedroom. The high priest is found engaged upon a sordid act. Having sexual relations with the vestal virgins. One on top of his rather robust form while the other is sitting on his face. Obfuscated somewhat by silk drapes. Two more scantily clad vestal virgins standing at the side of the bed. Awaiting there master's summons. Two guards flank the doorway. Over this we hear.
LLU LIMNU(V.O)
Pffft the man literally has no imagination. His lack of creativity perplexes me. The sooner I rid myself of these philistines. Disgusting. Thorns in my backside.
(Audience regards the scene. Implied contemplation though we really aren't sure)
Outside quick. Dusk approaches.
