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  1. Petra

    AVN like events for the UK

    Yup, Venus Berlin still happens. Heard it's kind of meh these days. As far as I know, there isn't really anything in the UK though.
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    UK to BLOCK porn access

    I've heard mixed messages about VPNs to override the AV. The point of the law is to keep precious, fragile, little snowflakes that are being babysat by the internet from "stumbling upon" porn. It seems that if you're old enough to figure out a VPN then you're probably not going to be...
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    UK to BLOCK porn access

    The new "date" is July 15. Maybe I should start a date pool since I think the Brits national pass time is doing nothing but postponing stuff.
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    Why Are You Here? I Mean What Made You Enter The Freeones Message Board Store Of Pornography?

    It was part of the job. Tried quitting. Its like Hotel California.. Oh, and I get to steal people's $0.19...
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    Who is responsible for placing the checkout divider between groceries?

    Its a toss up in the Netherlands. It seems that if there's nobody else in line, it's the responsibility of the person who comes up behind you. However, if there's a line and a divider is available (there's quite a few stores that might have 1 here) it seems you should put it behind your stuff...
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    Math inclined people! Help me!

    Wow, talk about zombie threads being resurrected.
  7. Petra

    Another Day In Los Angeles...

    No offense, I fucking **** LA. If the industry weren't there, I'd never have a reason to go. I believe I **** LA more than I **** the entire state of Florida.
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    UK to BLOCK porn access

    Oh, I don't disagree at all. This is about as bad as ATVOD (the disaster before this new age ID law to regulate porn in the UK) except the BBFC doesn't have the vendetta against porn itself quite like the guy that ran ATVOD. Although, if parents would step up and actually, you know, parent...
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    UK to BLOCK porn access

    Well, here's the thing. The law is already in place, parliament voted for it and then ****** on the regulating authority to the BBFC. So the age verification of 18+ media (I say this because porn is NOT the only thing that has to be age verified) doesn't have any effect from Brexit or vice...
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    >>> What's new with the Brand New FreeOnes Vol. 7 (More Ranking and Rating)

    So, this week we closed out sprint 56 and have started sprint 57. We managed to get a number of things done for the BETA FreeOnes site! Got all of the reviews synced from the old site to the new (it's not open to all due to work we still need to do on it) Completed the babe's star ratings...
  11. Petra

    Can I change my name?

    I say we change Bob to BaconSalt. Or JSmoothpa so I can relive the old days.
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    >>> What's new with the Brand New FreeOnes Vol. 6 (RANKINGS and BABE RATINGS oh my!)

    We're still working on that issue! ;-)
  13. Petra

    UK to BLOCK porn access

    And if it really is a CIA controlled entity, I guarantee that they're probably bored as **** about my bitching about people leaving their dirty coffee mugs on my desk, Jira, the idiot diabetic nurse at the hospital that's trying to **** me and all my stupid pet memes.
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    >>> What's new with the Brand New FreeOnes Vol. 6 (RANKINGS and BABE RATINGS oh my!)

    PS... the ranking may not be visible to you quite yet. If you can't see it, check back a little later (cache).
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    >>> What's new with the Brand New FreeOnes Vol. 6 (RANKINGS and BABE RATINGS oh my!)

    It's been almost a month since the last update because the sprint 54 was all about some internal functionality for the admin and then we moved into 55 which is just now completed. So until now, there wasn't much new to report that mattered to you guys. :) BABE STAR RATING Babe star ratings...
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    UK to BLOCK porn access

    Apparently the BBFC didn't manage to get to the round table that was happening between all of the AV providers.... 300 meters from their office. I'm seeing inside reports that it's probably not going into effect April 1st. The feelings it it will still happen in April (maybe) but not on the...
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    UK to BLOCK porn access

    Sorry, you're right. April 1st. It was supposed to be Jan 1st but it got pushed back. Gut feeling says it will get pushed back again. They JUST released the outline of their vision of the "shopping window" on what's allowed in front of and behind the pay wall late last year so they have to...
  18. Petra

    Hey Fellas, What Kinda Toast You Like?

    Sourdough. But since being diagnosed diabetic... sigh. No toast for me.
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    UK to BLOCK porn access

    We're mostly in "wait and see" mode. The law going into effect keeps getting pushed back. It's now pushed back to June 1st. As I said in the other thread, the first sites that the BBFC will go after are *******, xvideos, xhampster and the big name porn sites (all of the sites ******* owns...
  20. Petra

    Happy 25th Birthday, Justin Bieber

    Hah, very well could have been! That was a crazy case. Don't make me hand out more infractions...
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    Pruvit (ketosis) ?

    If you're eating fruit, outside of a few berries, you're not really doing keto. Fructose is one of the worst sugars for keto because it increases uric acid, causes insulin resistance, and it doesn't affect satiety so you easily eat more calories w/o hitting the "I'm full" button. Mind, eating...
  22. Petra

    Texting It's Not Even A Word

    But you'll fucking sit there and watch it. Or I enlist one of your girls for help. I'm sure there's one of them that would be more than happy to ******* you along with me.
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    Happy 25th Birthday, Justin Bieber

    Hah, no NDA. It was her legal team that contacted us (as is the case with these things). No contact with Ms. Swift herself. And as Adam said, no fakes. Most of the content was just the regular ********* stuff. Links to interviews, news, youtube vids and other social media. To be honest, I...
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    £5 Porn Pass from April

    Unfortunately, anyone that wants to serve porn (or 18 and over services) has to comply with age verification in the UK. It's something we've all been watching for the better part of 2 years now. First the BBFC will be going after the big dogs to make sure they're compliant. ******* and all of...
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    Texting It's Not Even A Word

    Texting has lost popularity in the netherlands, it's all about what's app. And the dutch call it "apping" which I fucking ****. The other day my husband was all "I'm going to app.." and I stopped him and went on a rant about how fucking stupid he sounds. Next time I'm over your way, you're...
  26. Petra

    Happy 25th Birthday, Justin Bieber

    Yup, we used to have Taylor Swift up but at some point we got a cease and desist. We talked it over and decided it probably wasn't worth getting into a legal ******* match with her organization so we just deleted it.
  27. Petra

    Favorite Whiskies and Bourbons

    Made an Old Fashioned this past weekend using the Millstone 100 Rye and compared it against one made with Makers Mark. It was a real treat to the tastebuds. I'll have to use Knob Creek to compare it against an American rye now.
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    Happy 25th Birthday, Justin Bieber

    Did you know Justin Bieber is a babe on FreeOnes? :cthulhu:
  29. Petra

    Favorite Whiskies and Bourbons

    Well, there's only about 1 dram left in the Dark Cove. There may be fight coming up to see who gets it.
  30. Petra

    Freeones Party 2019 or 2020?!

    That's probably wise unless you want to traumatize an entire group of people. Then again, it could be the new 2 girls viral video...
  31. Petra

    Freeones Party 2019 or 2020?!

    I'm offended... :cthulhu:
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    Favorite Whiskies and Bourbons

    Oh, it's packed full of flavor and it does have nuances of american rye bread. Now, I discovered rye whiskies at the london ******* festival last year and had 3. Whistle Pig which is an american rye, Lot 40 which is Canadian and Millstone 100 which is Dutch. Just to get me to taste it again...
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    >>> What's new with the Brand New FreeOnes Vol. 5 (FOLLOW BABE is LIVE)

    We haven't started working on the home page yet, but I'll keep that in mind when we're developing it. I think we'll probably be using more carousals than randomized functionality so that should work in your favor. And when all else fails, click the middle mouse button or right click and open...
  34. Petra

    Favorite Whiskies and Bourbons

    My bottle of Millstone 100 Rye just arrived last night. Can't wait to break open that bottle. If you like rye whiskies, this one is pretty delicious.
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    Favorite Whiskies and Bourbons

    And all of them are pretty good. We did a ********* and irish ******* video for valentines day and used Red Breast. It turned out pretty decent.
  36. Petra

    Favorite Whiskies and Bourbons

    Something that I've noticed on my ******* journey is as soon as you get over the ******* burn of high ABV spirits you can really start noticing the different tasting notes. A tip I'd been given is get something bottom shelf like Jack Daniels Old No. 7 to taste first then taste a good bourbon...
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    >>> What's new with the Brand New FreeOnes Vol. 5 (FOLLOW BABE is LIVE)

    There's actually a problem with the functionality behind the button. The devs are investigating right now.
  38. Petra

    Favorite Whiskies and Bourbons

    I'll have to look for it next time I'm in the states. Doesn't look like I can pick it up anywhere over here. The huge downside to bourbons and american whiskies and living in Europe is the tariffs europe slapped on them to punish Trump. Just to give you an idea, I can get Balcones Baby Blue...
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    >>> What's new with the Brand New FreeOnes Vol. 5 (FOLLOW BABE is LIVE)

    It's time to report about what happened during the last 2 weeks of development on the BETA FreeOnes! This development period produced a feature that many of you have been concerned about... the favorite babe functionality. The reason it took this long to release is it was about a 70h ticket...
  40. Petra

    Favorite Whiskies and Bourbons

    Knob Creek isn't bad though I really rather have an Angels Envy or Basil Hayden over it.
  41. Petra

    Favorite Whiskies and Bourbons

    I'll have to take you out for a ***** next month. ;-)
  42. Petra

    Favorite Whiskies and Bourbons

    A few years ago I told the husband to get a hobby and stop driving me nuts. Unfortunately, he chose a very expensive hobby and drives me to absolute distraction with it. He's gotten into *******. :eek: I'm more of a *** person but always liked irish coffees. Well, over the past year its...
  43. Petra

    I'm Dating Pornstar Carmen Rae

    I think at this point we need to start thinking about having an intervention...
  44. Petra

    Model Interview Questions - We Want Your Help!

    Pretty sure the answer is Adam. :cthulhu:
  45. Petra

    Model Interview Questions - We Want Your Help!

    What's the creepiest thing that's happened at AVN?
  46. Petra

    >>> What's new with the Brand New FreeOnes Vol. 4

    They say patience is a virtue. :) Today we should be releasing the "follow" function on babes (this is favorites on the current site). Next we'll be doing "Add to Collections" which is the gallery favorite and then a few weeks down the line we'll have an "add to playlist" functionality for...
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    >>> What's new with the Brand New FreeOnes Vol. 4

    Since our goal is to switch the front end from the current site to the new by August, we haven't even been talking about the board. Currently it's fairly stable and doesn't have many huge issues cropping up so it can stay where it is for the time being. I'm personally all for moving to...
  48. Petra

    >>> What's new with the Brand New FreeOnes Vol. 4

    I think that should be easy to add to the filter!
  49. Petra

    Josephine Jackson / Josephine B / Jozephine Jackson / Josephine Bells

    Guys, I'm only issuing this warning once about the posts that have been deleted in this thread. Performers go by stage names for a reason. Please respect Josephine's privacy and leave her personal social media off the FreeOnes board. If I get reports of them coming back, I will start banning...
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