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  1. vodkazvictim

    Ssssttttttttttttttt... Listen.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2VO7umI5Z8 m2VO7umI5Z8 Listen to the first two minutes. Give me your opinion. I will not judge, I am motivated (in this case) soley by a desire to know your opinion.
  2. vodkazvictim

    How do you view pornstars that won't do interracial?

    I love you so much that I want to have your babies.
  3. vodkazvictim

    lol.... anyone else?

    Yeah? Well I've seen your penis. *giggles* Good luck with that.
  4. vodkazvictim

    Texas school’s ‘Guardian Plan’ allows teachers to have guns

    When teaching I have oft been tempted to **** my pupils. I never would, of course. Not unless their surname was E-worm... My Grandfather's bible had Jesus saying "Bring me the unbeliever unto me and I shall ******** him."
  5. vodkazvictim

    I May Run for President Again

    Lurky. Your name is not really Adam. You do not really have responsibilities to those ******** and that job. Freeones has been an insight into your subconscious while your life has been under constant trumann show-esque type surveilance. This has all been a big experiment. It's time to come...
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    Babes in mini-skirts/micro-skirts/short dresses

    Re: Smallest Skirt Contest Result: Manchester wins.
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    Civilian weapons

    We should arm foetusses (Foetii? Yeah, whatever, FUCK YOU!) in order to allow them to defend themselves from abortionists.
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    Why does everyone **** cops?

    Police vary. In England I trust the police, tho they occasionally behave unethically around protests. In Russia you just avoid them; if Russian police spot you as a foreigner they'll accuse you of a crime, then there's a "fine" which you need to pay if you don't wanna spend a night in Russian...
  9. vodkazvictim

    And I Thought It Was The Weed

    Sourced from the daily meal? Can I see a more respectable source please?
  10. vodkazvictim

    That Stubborn Hemorrhoid Of Mine Is Starting To ******* And Dissipate

    Revamp is degrading and dissipating? Yay!
  11. vodkazvictim

    Mars One: settling a colony on Mars by 2023

    I always love seeing such optimistic predictions like this. The only thing you can be sure of with a venture involving that much technology is that something will go wrong somewhere and the original projections will be unfulfilled.
  12. vodkazvictim

    I like cellulite

    I think most men love aspects of women that aren't the classic barbie doll stereotype.
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    Another Union organization that shows its utter lack of inefficiency

    That's right; when teacher's protest their poor working conditions, the answer is to demonise them instead of improve their working conditions. Because hey, who needs well motivated teachers? Who cares how well ******** are educated?
  14. vodkazvictim

    Is he?

    No. That's me. You better not have fapped to my pic. If you have... post it to me. I'm hungry.
  15. vodkazvictim

    Smart TVs can spy on their owners

    Smart owners can byu smarter TVs and utilise them in a counter-espionage role.
  16. vodkazvictim

    Ask Me Anything

    What are the relative pros and cons of plasma stealth versus conventional stealth (eg planform alignment) technology?
  17. vodkazvictim

    Hey people from London

    You pass near Leicester let me know. If I have free time, I'll buy you a *****. And maybe, just maybe, ******** **** you.
  18. vodkazvictim

    Harley Spencer's Free Membership Giveaway Contest!

    Contest 3: VV gets a free pass to your site because he says so. :yesyes:
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    Word lessons or what misuse of a word drives you crazy?

    People using "cute" when they mean "sexy". I remember one girl using the two in a sentence that substituted funny for sexy as she had used cute first :facepalm: dumb ****. **** in the sack too.
  20. vodkazvictim

    If you could gain an insight into the mind of only one other FO member, who would it be?

    I miss you. Fancy a BJ? :blowjob: Vagina boob
  21. vodkazvictim

    Why does everyone **** cops?

    Because the cop stops you punishing the rich for breaking the law and getting away with it, yet ensures you yourself cannot get away with breaking the law.
  22. vodkazvictim

    Ask Me Anything [Dare Ya]

    Why do people say "Can I ask you a question?" When the very act of saying that IS asking a question?
  23. vodkazvictim

    Fuck you!!!!!!!!!!

    AWESOME! :iloveyou: Good idea.
  24. vodkazvictim

    Can you Forgive a Man who cut off your dick by Accident?

    So... first we have Zdenka and his penis obsession, then we have wrestling. This makes Freeones even gayer than me posting a picture of my penis on the board did. I'm gonna dinf a pink tutu to wear and post more pics on FO.
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    Pic A Day Giveaway Game With DLH

    I choose X!
  26. vodkazvictim

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Promethius.
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    Fully Grown Women Wearing Hello Kitty

    Women can wear whatever they want... as long as they wear what you want in the bedroom. Yeah I know it's uncomfortable, but don't worry, you won't have to wear it for long.
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    Sam Fisher, **** guy and Assari: do YOU like big boobs or small ones?

    I like big ones. Small ones are occasionally good as well.
  29. vodkazvictim

    Deheg

    Polli polli zlotti! https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/18194_220841454717543_1952139146_n.jpg Yeah I mixed Russki, Greek and Polish, so fuck you! So what? I blame Swahili speakers!
  30. vodkazvictim

    Meow?

    Meow. https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/380325_311895858910414_2025885098_n.jpg
  31. vodkazvictim

    Can Someone Please Explain This "Human Being" to Me?

    Of course he's friendly to you; you have a pegleg. Did he have a red ribbon? I have a red ribbon.... :shy: ...Wanna play red rocket?
  32. vodkazvictim

    Dear MaleOneTwo

    Why? We have a whole forum... :D SURE about that? You've seen my dick... :yesyes: :thefinger: MARIE ANTOINETTE ON ROLLERBLADES BIZATCHES!!! When I stoop to your level, shitstain. FUCK YOU! Sure about that? You've seen how small my cock is. If I post you a pic of the... things... growing...
  33. vodkazvictim

    Fuck you!!!!!!!!!!

    Fuck all of you, you cunts! NOW let's see who wins arsehat of the year...
  34. vodkazvictim

    hot girl boobs

    After the last post she went up to a 4/10
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    The horrors of ****** cloning

    I thought businesses dealt with ****** cloning, not da gubbernment...
  36. vodkazvictim

    Does Jada Stevens look better than Monica Bellucci?

    Monica>Other tart I never even heard of.
  37. vodkazvictim

    Any Pilots or Aviation Enthusiasts?

    I'd LOVE to be a pilot. Instead I'm a cunt.
  38. vodkazvictim

    Do you consider this an Insult or Compliment if a girl says to you during sex

    Just soun in her and wipe your conbined juices on her top lip so that she has to smell it until you let her go wash. THEN REENACT HITCHCOCK'S SHOWER SCENE!!! :mad:
  39. vodkazvictim

    Would it be bad taste to have a pic of my dick as my avatar?

    Does this mean I can go back to having a ********* penis avatar?
  40. vodkazvictim

    Disgruntled Arab-Americans

    Shut ya trap you fuckin' mick. :D Yeah, Einstein there also clocked on my genius radar...
  41. vodkazvictim

    Thoughts?

    :rofl: Yeah... my point was a VEHEMANT ******, not a subtle one. That's your response? Pathetic. ******** too much **** is a bad ide... ...wait - he beat me to it.
  42. vodkazvictim

    Promethius.

    :drool1: When I say service you say Penis! (memories of dealing with chefs) For those that are wondering it is the dead cat that smelt better afterwards.
  43. vodkazvictim

    Dear MaleOneTwo

    I want you. That is all.
  44. vodkazvictim

    Can Someone Please Explain This "Human Being" to Me?

    I'm gonna apply the golden rule here; If in doubt, blame the Jews.
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