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  1. vodkazvictim

    The Official **** that needs to make a Comeback Thread

    Awesome! I love you and I want to have your babies.
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    Are majority of you posters unemployed?

    I'm employed, self-employed and switching to a enw job in February.
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    Best Tits to Ass ratio

    Tits where the arse should be; arse on the chest.
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    Miss USA Tara Conner

    If she doesn't suck cock and take it in the face on camera then I aint interesed.
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    Top 5 pussies you'd love to munch

    1 Tiddles 2 Seifer (great name for a cat - Seifer cat = C for cat) 3 Snowball 4 TOC 5 Whimsy
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    Who is in your avatar?

    Mr Hunter, AKA Goldeneye.
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    Toronto University student group holds an orgy

    I don't see the big deal; this is what students do. The only difference is that this is being done on an official basis.
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    Indicted Mega upload founder opens new sharing site

    There are two sides to this coin; remember bullshit movies like avatar that nobody should ever pay for having inflicted on them? So what do you say, Dirkcicle, reckon we can work out between us what should be freely shared and what should be bought and paid for?
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    Are farts funny?

    Yes they are. Also, fuck you sir_fartsalot you cunt.
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    Piad in full.

    I don't understand. Explain?
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    Harward scientist looking for a woman that would accept being implanted with a neanderthal foetus

    Sure it would. Given your track record I'd say he'd be well on his way to becoming president.
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    I disown Britain.

    Uhmmm... re-read my post. Don't worry, I'm happy to pay you a visit and clear things up for you ;) Read this post carefully folks; we want her to teabag us; we want her to suck on our teabags. Now if we wanted to teabag her, wouldn't she have to have some teabags to suck on? BTW, I hope you...
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    >>> Support our OCSMs with our brand new Model Stores!!!

    I'm a real girl... Well, I'm really girly ;) :shy:
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    Julia Ann Joins The World ******* Tour (BREAKING NEWS)

    I found this more tempting when it was just Sabrina involved.
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    any hot female blonde or brunette pornstars here?

    I'm a starlet that's a bit of both; I have bleach blonde hair with my roots showing through. I call it dirty blonde. PM me if you want pics :Giggle: :bounce:
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    I disown Britain.

    Two thirds of the world. Speaks for itself. I'm not allowed crumpet. Wife says I must diet. I woke up, had breakfast, ate nothing, went to work, ate nothing at work, came home and she tells me off for eating. What the fuck? That's breakfast and ONE meal! :mad: Stop making excuses like the other...
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    I disown Britain.

    I'm in the midlands. Shouldn't be that bad. Where you at? My dick has been in your mouth - you just thought you were using a toothpick.
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    I disown Britain.

    There's no fucking hardship; it's a bit of snow. Fuck, it's fun for fuck's sake! Get this; my wife, who is Greek, thinks we're exagerating the severity of the snow and overreacting. Her ******, while visitting, was thrilled to see the snow but wished there was more. What does that say about...
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    I disown Britain.

    I count a max of 3CM snowfall today. The town centre is jammed with cars. They closed the airport claiming 3 feet of snow. I mean, seriously, what the fuck, how can the country grind to a halt with just a lil' snow? I've been going around in the snow on my bike for fucks sake! Yeah I came off a...
  20. vodkazvictim

    Your first fuck of 2013

    Congrats. Still waitin' for mine. Not in the case of the lawyer; they aint human.
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    Ask Me Anything [Dare Ya]

    Have you ever opened a bottle of *****, inserted it into your anus and done a handstand until it was empty?
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    How big do you think those tits are?

    Scary/10. Seriously; I've never done anything that bad. And I've been kicked out out of several nightclubs.
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    Petition to ban Sir_Fartsalot

    Bob's an innie and Frank's an outtie. This post takes this thread up a notch.
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    Which subgenre of porn will grow the most in the next 5 years?

    It has; you're just too low on the social scale to be granted access. You're class are more likely to be participants than users in that genre. Plebe.
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    WTF!? How is this possible without seriously damaging yourself!?

    You guys are wimps. BTW, where I grew up, it's traditional that after fingering a girl in a nightclub you wipe her juices under her nose. That way she's stuck smelling it until she makes it through the queue for either the toilet or bar (and we all know how long those are in nightclubs).
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    big is beautiful - bbw - voluptuous chubby luscious

    Fred needz moAr Ms Dawn P
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    pornstar has a ***

    I'm beginning to suspect that Gladyator's ********* was scarred by his mum bringing home a different guy every friday and saturday night. "Don't worry *** - I aint hurting ya mum. Well I am, but she likes it." :dunno:
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    The ASSAULT WEAPON

    Fuck off, sam.
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    Facials

    That's known as a cumstring, just in case you feel like image searching for more. ORSM!
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    Cigarette after masturbating?

    I don't smoke fags no more. But I do enjoy a ciggar a couple of times a year.
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    Do rimjobs turn you on?

    :hit:
  32. vodkazvictim

    >>> Support our OCSMs with our brand new Model Stores!!!

    She works with Candy Samira http://candysamira.net/ http://candysamira.net/profile_en.php?userid=5013 If you can get her to make even one post on Freeones board then I'll personally wank you off next time I'm in Holland. Ooh! Ooh! Me! I do! flylicker :rubbel: :blowjob: :sex:
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    Your first fuck of 2013

    How does it feel to buy a person? What's the difference between that and slavery? Do you feel guilty?
  34. vodkazvictim

    Piad in full.

    :rofl: I was teasing ya. I've got a student debt myself :(
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    Over 20 SEALs Who ****** Osama Bin Laden Now Dead

    Can somebody trustworthy get confirmation from a trustworthy source?
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    this picture just gave me a raging boner!!!!

    Woman aren't people, rather they are objects (this particular one is a sex object). As an object she can have no concept of death and probably doesn't know who Conrad Bain is.
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    What to Do When You Meet a Porn Star

    Scream "****!" and run like hell.
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    who is your favorite big ass model?

    Ms Dawn P or Cherokee. Or pinky.
  39. vodkazvictim

    Is Ukraine the nicest country in Europe?

    Kinda makes me hungry... :baconsalt: Shuttit cuntface; you reap what you sow and with all the **** you've spammed on this board you deserve everything you get. Ukraine is little Russia.
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    Outsource your work

    What do you do?
  41. vodkazvictim

    Outsource your work

    What do you do?
  42. vodkazvictim

    Piad in full.

    You should never get into debt; the holy Khoran forbids it :nono:
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    Petition to ban Sir_Fartsalot

    Whose boobs? I think we should see a pic of those boobs for reference. :yesyes: :boobies:
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    Ask me (Vodkas Victim) anything.

    I see. Now choose between Red XXX and Strapon Jane My heart - it's broken! :******:
  45. vodkazvictim

    Has the Computer Caused You to Begin Masturbating Left Handed?

    No such thread exists. So why don't you go create and admin it and then people can laugh at you instead of me.
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    Disown your own gay Dirk?

    I'm a lost cause.
  47. vodkazvictim

    How long should a pussy be licked?

    So, you'd happily enslave yourself... twice? How do you think the other Aaliy- fuck it I give up spelling that- would feel? :wave: :hi: Sure? As for me, I enjoy doing it, always have. Some women give terrible head and I've never understood why a guy wouldn't like kissing the kitten :dunno:
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    >>> Support our OCSMs with our brand new Model Stores!!!

    Re: >>> Brand New FreeOnes Feature! Model Personals! Can we get Nasty Brea to participate in this, please?
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    A question about women`s powers of perception

    Touche :clap: That's right, the woman no talky, only heary. /condescending.
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