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I like all kinds of porn... provided the slag doesn't survive.

Sadly true. On the bright side, it does mean we have a chance to get our act together before we destroy the world, rather than being up against the wall now. Of course, we'll squander that chance in true Capitalistic style, but still...

I'd shag the cross dressing man on the right and the shemale on the left. :hit:

Who cares? They're only Africans. /world sentiment.

Re: Actual pic that made you cum today That is DELICIOUS. Here's mine (wouldn't upload). http://buceta.com/galleries/2012/07/mia-sollis-in-tangere-by-luca-helios-hun/mia-sollis-in-tangere-by-luca-helios-hun-18.jpg Yeah I'm a redophile ;)

Predictably enough, I like it. That dog in your avatar... is it taken?

STDiva. Bring back the (quite literally) fucking loaf of bread!

:nono: :facepalm:

:nono: :facepalm:

If I had a shirt with your face on it I'd use it for a spunk-rag.

Bollocks, forgot I posted the other thread...

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Why? We have a whole forum. I'm gonna fuck his stinkhole so hard for so long he'll be able to do a credible hot kinky jo impression afterwards Yes you cunt, that's all we fucking do; trolling shitheads like you. No discussions ever occur upon this forum. Not even comparative discussions...

Corrected :facepalm:

***** MAKES ME WEAR MUMMY'S UNDERWEAR EVER SINCE SHE LEFT! Damnit, why didn't it come out entirely as capitals?

:hit: :nono: No Shakespeare references sir! Freeones is too low brow! Get the fuck out! She's a woman. Duh.

You're next.

:popcorn: I shall learn from these masterfull chat up lines...

You really think it's possible to make **** do all that? You cracked, yo. :nono: Pornstars are objects existing soley for our gratification. Now be a good girl and post a pic of your chest monsters. :D Women have enough power in the natural order of things without iving them legal rights as well.

Big fat tube steak aka penis in my sweet little taco.

This must be Sambos not so long lost ******...

Very good :clap: aling of shaft, tell ya mum I said hi. Doubtful; I don't care so much about rep. :tinhat: Cupcake tell you that? Now THAT would be a worthy quest. Unfortunately if I did bring my beloved Baconsalt back and get made a mod, I would then undoubtedly be ****** to ban him. To...

Thanks Arsehat. What's the betting you'll be the first toss-cunt i ban when I get made mod? :D :thefinger

Vote, vote for *****! http://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/accessories-********-3-e1357077376840.jpg

Ladies, we appreciate your interraction with us. Which is why I don't go asking for free memberships. But of course, the moment I become a mod I shall DEMAND them upon bain of ban!

Boys obviously a forum veteran. Question is; is he a vetetran of this forum returned under a diffo name?

Can you post a pic of your tits then? :D

Oh yes, definately. Especially since I'm gonna ban Brianna the moment i get made mod. And I will get made mod. I mean; georges is somehow still a mod, so they must really love ineptitude.

Agreed.

You guys crack me up. The second page of this thread is made of 100% pure, solid win. Squally you glorious bastard, Imma nom you for POTW on this basis. Whenever I can be bothered.

What a novel idea.

And yet, somehow, your face is worse. :tongue:

Re: Women Dressed Like "Sluts" You look stunning. I've never seen you look so good. Who's the dark haired girl? She delicious.

Re: Camille Crimson of The Art of Blowjob Not at all scary... Meine freunde.

What arse you watching right now?

I remember when Nasty Brea rocked that outfit...

LirkingdUr we know and love (with a wee pinch of derision). Who the fuck are you? **** off.

Me, a great mod? You offend me, ma cherie! Fuck **** bollock wank cunt arse dick cock tits shaft twat turd etc etc etc Now, about that tits pic...

If it wasn't Petra or one of the gimps with access to her email, then they only know because they read the above post. Yes. Yes I did. Some time ago either bluedirk or lurkingballs (I forget which) got POTW by nominating me as a mod. So why not have me as a mod? What Could possibly go...

This simply HAS to be some form of joke. Nobody, but nobody is THAT stupid.

They lo good, but they'd only get it if they can speak with a Scouse accent. Yeah I capitalised Scouse, go fuck yourself you Mancunian bastard who noticed that... twice!

Been there, done that, got the scabies.

I'm more interested in seeing a Ghost bustier. Go on people, rule 34 aplies; go find it; then post it!

This is really, really old. Like 3 months or more old.

I thought this was "gReek heirachy"##I was gonna put: 1: My wife. 2: All other Greeks. 3: Single celled organisms 4: Waste products of single celled organisms 5: Me 6: All you cunts :D :thefinger

Don't laugh; I love mine.

I've had better.

You remain in touch with the great Centauro? Tell him I send love, respeck and pictars of ********* penises if he will provide his email address. Now now, admit it; you belong; You're better than the other one but worse than georges. georges is awesome. I believe it. You cunt. Yeah... Imma go...

Depends; how big is this clock? Can I choose positions? Do I have to ejaculate 12 times in a row to get around the clock and if so what length of time am I given to do so?

Always wear a condom for anal sex... Haven' I covered this? Without a condom, pussy feels better than arse.