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Fair points. Don't expect a response.

For some reason, Mr. Rogers focuses me, and makes me fuck like a porn star.

Re: Collection of funny GIFs People are stupid.

:hatsoff: Alison masturbating...mmmmmmmmmm

Well, it is official. Sam has failed to respond in any way to his grossly inaccurate prediction of the election. He is incapable of reasoned discussion, he is incapable of admitting when he's wrong, and he is simply not smart enough to have a conversation. To everyone who has said negative...

Re: Alison Angel Meh. Forget the photoshopped discussion. Let's watch her masturbate, instead. http://fapdu.com/alison-angel-mastrubate-balcony

Haha, thanks. Isn't the can to the nuts perfect at the end of that? :hatsoff:

Re: Collection of funny GIFs What's for breakfast?

Emma was talking about me the other day...

Maybe.

You guys should check out DOA's balls. gunslingingbird told me so. That's all I'm going to say.

One evening, after spending nearly 50 hours high on magic mushrooms, I ran into BlueBalls at a club, and he slapped me in the face with his penis, and said, "How do you like that, you fucking dirk?" Shortly after this, Lindsey Lohan found me skulking in a corner, and told me to stop lurking. In...

What a ****** day for college football yesterday was. Wow! I think you're right, Connor. Regardless of what you think of their teams, coach of the year should be one of those two. Amazing that #1 got bumped two weeks in a row by unranked teams, and amazing that #1 AND #2 got bumped this...

:hatsoff: I do like me some bouncing boobies!

:hatsoff: Thanks! Whoever did that photo shoot does have great skills.

Please point to the moment in the video where President Obama opens his mouth and verbally admits to voter fraud.

This is about Denmark. You're not welcome to comment on it. If you don't want non-Americans commenting on American politics, you should keep your opinion to yourself regarding non-American politics.

Your choice. :lovecoupl

Hah. I'll take getting laid by a bull. :D

Anyone else ever call "The Love Boat" "The Slut Barge?"

President Obama has accomplished quite a lot in his time in office, and, as there has been steady growth in job production, I'd predict that will continue. I think unemployment will be solidly below 8% before the end of his term, the housing market will have recovered, and American exports will...

Who doesn't love the variety of the boobies? :D

Heh. Thanks. I don't think Ralph will care for that... :hatsoff:

Thank you, sir!

bob, you have one major problem: You're smart, and you think about things. That **** won't fly here, you completely stupid bastard. Obviously you're in the wrong. You're making good points. You're using logic. Stop that at once. Honestly. Some people's ****....

You think you have a chance? She hates Ralph Furley, just FYI.

:facepalm:

Wow. Quite a few people have named their left nipple.

As my home country is Buttfuckavia, it is not my head that bobs when I talk. wat?

Spent a lot of my life there. Love it like it is my home country.

Yes. It really is likely that these petitions will follow through to states actually seceding from the United States. Clearly these petitions come from people in strong positions of authority, who are likely to bring a separation of the states to fruition. Obviously this is a good use of...

For my left nipple to be larger than my other two?

It is true, they are remarkably tight for what they are. I love it. :thumbsup:

I'd swim in a red river, but I'd not ***** from one.

I'd like to put it in Elliot's pooper. The Janitor makes me laugh, he's a pretty solid character, and so is Dr. Kelso. I love the grumpy characters. But my favourite is Ted. He's awesome, and he does the part so well.

What is more, they don't mind weighing in on foreign politics, but when someone who is not American points out how foolish they look, they should keep their noses out. Pretty pathetic, actually.

Canada should be on that list. Through a comprehensive system of politeness, and kind deference, we will be the world leaders. Fo sho.

Are you moist, too? :D

Haha. This old man is calling you old man! :hatsoff:

They don't give a ****. And, frankly, why should they? This is a porn forum. If people are trying to appear more intelligent than they really are by spouting the thoughts of others, what does it matter? All it does is make the poster look foolish, though, if the poster is foolish enough to...

Everything is about you, isn't it? :D

If bodie's game, I'd do that, too. It's no thang. I'm sorry you were hit in the head with a bus as a *****. I'm sure they'll find a cure for your particular affliction soon. I'm sorry you'll have to accept that Notre Dame is again relevant. There's only one thing I **** in this world...

Likely the winner of "why the fuck did you bump this thread?" of the year.

The funniest thing about this guy is that he takes himself seriously. It's awesome.

Correct. Let's hope we see some of that Clintonesque movement in this second term. That would be nothing but fantastic for this nation.