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Don't you mean your colon will play Russian roulette at Chipotle.

You know who else helps **** addicts and prostitutes? Themselves. If they really want the help. Another great helper of these people, are the taxpayers.

That's actually more of a soul patch. The term comes from old jazz musicians, that grew them to hide the calluses they got from always having a brass instrument pressed against their lower lip.

I would like to nominate the lovely British Tart, that makes us all stand at attention....and of course cast the fist vote for her. Miss Hybrid, in case anyone has cranial flatulence

I wish mine would finish turning grey. I just want it all one color, and since I'm over 50, gret works for me.

I went the lazy route. The wife went out with her ****** and our niece to some painting event, so I hit Micky D's. They have a 2 for $4 fish sandwich deal, plus a large fry. Instead of cooking, I spent the time in the garage with a nice cigar, and a glass of Canadian Club.

I think she's hot. She has a beautiful face.

A goat. Growing it long...or at least trying. I've got it to about 2 inches from the bottom of my chin, but I'm trying to grow it long enough to braid it.

I can't even begin to find a starting place for this thread....but... Anything by, Yes, Genesis, E.L.P., Pink Floyd, King Crimson, The Who, The Allman Bros, The Sensational Alex Harvey Band, Etc., Etc., Etc. You get the point.

Re: Girl on Girl You just made a tear run down my cheek.....did you at least get this Madden chick to show the goods? Ever photo I've ever seen her in, was a tease/non nude pic.

I'm a *****....alcoholics go to meetings. I ***** just about every day. I have a rock glass of ******* with a cigar after work, on the weekends I might, I might not. I stopped for a while, when I was blazing up, but I quit smoking, so I went back to ********. Do I have a problem? Maybe. But...

It's not viewed that way, when the shoe is on the other foot...but nice try, you racist piece of ****. You've been SPURRED bitch!! Remember me for Asshat of the year bro. :D

I'm thinking about starting "Walking Dead". I watched the first episode, and it was intriguing, but in the first 5 minutes, they trashed a classic '69-'70 GTO...so I'm a tad conflicted. If you haven't seen it, the next on your list should be "Sons Of Anarchy". The first 3 seasons are...

Most of the major chains don't allow tipping. I will tip at the pick up window when I go to Quaker Steak & Lube...but that's actually real food compared to McDicks or BK. A buck at Starbucks, and 2 or 3 for the delivery guy. Any bar or sit down establishment I tip a minimum of 20% rounded up...

I used to make deliveries to a stop, and one of the girls that worked there, which I went out on a "just friends" date once, was a dead ringer for Nikki Charm. EXACTLY like Nikki Charm. In fact, I brought a picture to the stop once, and showed a couple guys on the dock, and they all agreed. By...

I remember when BBC was the British Broadcasting Company, and every Sat. or Sun. night they played a kickass classic rock concert. They had a couple of other great shows too. Plus Benny Hill.

I would have prefered Stallone. Bruce Willis is about as big a flaming douche as ever existed. I hope he doesn't ruin it.

I have a vintage WWII French infantry rifle........................it was only dropped once! You've been SPURRED bitch! Remember me for Ass hat of the year! :D

That is pretty hot. I'm glad you finally got the whole gif thing squared away.

Giving it up for Lent?

Are these from a game, movie, or TV show?

Oh God, I have been there!

I'm so sorry you lost your friend. My deepest condolences to you Briana.

Harley for me please.

Re: shocking Blanca Blanco nude on OSCAR awards That's not her twat, it's a pair of beige panties, pulled tight over a bald cunt.

That's not her twat, it's a pair of beige panties, pulled tight over a bald cunt.

WTF! Must be a sink hole in this thread.....

Damn, it's been a very long time since I've had a steak worthy of no steak sauce. It's been a long time since I've had a steak period. Gotta get me one here in the near future.

He was gosh darn funny as Chet. I loved the rubber shotgun he whacked his ******* on the head with....I slow mo'd it, because I could have sworn I saw it bend when he hit him. R.I.P.

Nothing really, I guess you just got caught up in it. Sorry.

Maybe...that was over 35 years ago. I can't tell you how much of, and what I've ingested since then...but high school was a blurry 3 years, plus some Pink Floyd concerts. Hard for me to say for sure, but it does look like it, and I did buy a lot of Revell models. I thought the cover drawing was...

He was the original. He was good at it too. R.I.P.

Oh for God sakes, I'm just teasing her. She'll be able to figure it out, why in the fuck can't you two? Quit trying play defender of the damsel in distress, and let her post her own comment. I swear to God, some of you guys act like she's really your girlfriend.

My favorite jet fighter of all time. When I was just entering my teen yours, I built a model of one. I can't remember the scale, but it was huge...like almost 3 feet long. It came our nice. Two years later, I got my hands on some awesome H-100's for the Fourth of July holiday....you do the math.

We ordered pizza from a place called Antonio's. They make a great pizza. My wife got a medium sausage and pepperoni, traditional sauce, regular crust, well done, and she'll have at least half left over for lunch tomorrow. I got a small white sauce with sausage, meatball, and extra cheese, thick...

I can't believe you're from Canada, and instead of holding up a frost bottle of Moosehead, or Molson's....you use Bud Lite?!?!?! You might as well of held up a couple of glasses of water.

Most of them were...but they had enough circling the globe 24/7 for decades, so that any threat could be reached within a few hours.

Re: I'm back and I've got a brand new website! - *************** NO!!!! I wanna toss yours.

You are referring to SAC. It was several B52's constantly circling the globe, all loaded with nuclear weapons. One of them crashed into the ocean, and they never recovered the warheads.

I was thinking he's more like a toilet that won't flush. He isn't good for ****...put it's ok to **** in it. Or on him, as the case may be.

I was referring to myself....I have an off the wall sense of humor, and I'm working on becoming the next Asshat of the year....so, take my silly **** with a grain of salt.

She's cute. I would fuck her....provided she isn't one of those wierd French chicks that doesn't shave her pits or legs...or snatch.

I had it done more than a decade ago, but even if I hadn't, with today's ever tightening D.O.T. regulations, they've clamped down hard on **** like that. They will measure your neck, and check your throat to see how much of an air way you have. They even ask if you snore. At their discretion...

Re: I'm back and I've got a brand new website! - *************** Not much into sweets....but how about a little tossed salad? :drool1:

Now that's what I call making the effort to be creative.

Well at least you know if you ever have to appear in a police line up, you can change your appearance easily. I would like to cast my vote for Mandy this week.

The greatest tribute I have ever seen. The Musical Box. A band that recreates early Genesis shows to exacting precision. If you are a fan of early Genesis, this is a must see. I have personally seen them about 7 or 8 times.

Re: wod carver pizza The worst thing they did, was change the sausage. The old place used the best locally made Italian sausage you would ever want to eat.....they went to food service crumbles. They raised prices, have no clue what well done means, and stopped putting things like pepperoncini...

When I took my ***** test, the guy monitoring it, said I was in the top 5 loudest people he's ever heard. He was amazed at the noise I made, and I stopped breathing like 94 times in the 5 hours I was there. Now, I put this small nose pillow type mask on, lay on my left side, and I'm usually out...

Well good deal, you got the joke. Glad you have a sense of humor....there are some real chuckleheads around here.