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Bartenders friend. It's a powdered cleanser like Ajax or Comet. Comes in a gold cardboard tube like the other 2. I think it works a little better then the other ones.

I have no idea how a man can take pictures like these, and maintain ANY semblance of self restraint. I would be shaking, and sweating like a mad fiend, at the thought of nibbling on that nipple, or licking that butt hole. And before you say the word "professionalism"....I could resist the...

One for Briana please.

I had the double qp too..but I went with the filet o fish deal, and 2 med. fries. I was hungry too. No pop, I had a **** instead.

Well, pasties over the nipples, but the rest hanging, and looking nice, so I'm gonna stick with my answer. It is a good boob job.

I would love to say Sexy Pattycake....but she never shows the fucking things.

Stupidity, and intelligence have very little to do with each other....IF she was caught for DUI with a ***** in the car, that is pretty fucking stupid. As far as his assessment of her physical appearance, that just goes to show HIS intelligence.

She reminds me of Joanna Angel.

30 days minimum, longer if you're heavier. Pot stores in your fat cells, and only 2 things will help, time, and a lot of water. But you can't ***** a gallon on the day of the test, because they check for specific gravity. Cranberry juice helps clean you out, but it's not a cure all, just an...

Re: Laci Kay Somers to do Porn! So why is it a big deal, who is she, and why is it in the funny section?

I assume you mean the traditions of ********* the Constitution, *** control, treason, lying, and accessory to ******?

Okay, cut up about 3 boneless chicken breasts, and brown them well in a pan...or buy a bag from Tyson. Cook a bag of frozen broccoli, cook a box of Stove To stuffing mix, get a bag of shredded cheddar cheese, and a can of cream of mushroom soup. Put the cooked chicken, broccoli, soup, and about...

I vote for Briana this time around.

The only time I ever speed, is when I'm on my Harley....which is kinda stupid, since it's also the only time I ever drive ***********.

Yeah, pigtails and a school girls skirt....what man want's to see that................

Go Blue!!

Not with Johan's dick, when I'm pissed at him.

send a p.m. to one of the administrators with stuff like this, if it's a bug they know about, they might know how to fix it, and if not, they might need to know about it. Petra is the smart one.

It's not the money...I feel weird using the computer for rubbing one out. I like the television, I feel less perverted that way. Guess I'm just old fashioned!

I'm not really into that, I was just making pleasant conversation, in your welcome thread. I'm sure our paths will cross on the board, until then, have a good time here, there are some good people on Freeones.

That sucks. This year isn't looking much better, than last year for the shrinking pool of musical greats. Rest in peace Mr Berry, you were an influence to thousands of young guitar players, some of which grew up to provide us with great music in their own right.

My ****** comes from Palermo Sicily, on my ******'s side.

Yeah, it means she did her job.....

Italian, or Sicilian? And what part of either or.

The weirdest thing I've ever seen, was an x-ray of a guy that had a Marine fighting ***** suck into his skull, to THE HILT...and they removed it, and I believe he lived. It was a one and a million shot, but it missed certain things that would cause him to die...I don't know his condition, but he...

Love Joanna Angel.

You are very welcome. And thank you.

Repped him for you. That was fucking amazing!

Masuimi Max for me.

Search you tube for any commercials, or the show you are talking about, sometimes the full version will show up. I have found a song or 2 that way. Might work, you just have to be prepared to listen to a bunch of stuff to get there.

Yeah, I've seen some of your pictures, and read some of your posts.....trust me, you're a perv. A MAJOR perv. But that's why we love you.

SBJ. Steak & Blow Job Day/ Every March Fourtheenth. The man's version of Valentines day. It's also "pie" day...for the nerds.

Peanuts or pistachios.

Jesus hates ***** ***********, and **** too....but he isn't trowing any lightning bolts down at all of the priests the Catholic church is shuffling around, to avoid detection, prosecution, and multi million dollar lawsuits, so it seems to me that our Lord and savior might not be to happy with...

I never liked Lennon. He was a wife beater. He abandoned his first ******. He was a good song writer when he had Paul to work with, but he was a mediocre guitar player at best, only a fair piano player, and an egomaniacle twat brained fucktard. Yoko wasn't the cause of The Beatles breaking up...

Same here...depending on the girl.

I agree, your natural hair color does appeal to me more, also....and I will send you a p.m. to explain why.

I really like solo stuff the best. A hot chick and a couple of toys does it for me, but what I consider the best part of that, is if she's face in the pillow, ass in the air doggy style, or on her side, one leg pulled up to her chest, and she spreads her ass and plays with her balloon knot, or...

NO! Just fucking no. I've been driving a semi for 30 years, and every single day, a bigger fucking asshole then the next has come along, and proven they shouldn't have a fucking license, and now you wanna let these cock chugging asshats fly!?!?!?! NO!!!! No way, never!

Well in that case yes, I would toss her salad. I could do without any sauces or toppings, but if she wanted to play with honey, or whipped cream, I would top it, before I tongued it.

Depends....is spicey YOUR way of saying she has an unclean balloon knot, or are you seriously pointing out she's hot? No offense, but you like to sneak that **** in once and a while.

This is one of the funniest things I've ever read, since Mad Magazine.

Fair enough. There is a difference between pizza, and pasta sauce....but I've used it to make homemade pizza too, and it worked out pretty well.

Well, I have in the past joined forums, then the next day rejoined under different info, just in case I got the boot, and needed to tie up some loose ends....give friends contact info, save pics, things like that. For all we know, this is an alt, created in that fashion. My opinion is it's just...

Ya know fucktard, you should go out into your back yard, and right after you eat a big heaping bowl of dicks, you should eat the barrel of a 12 gauge shotgun. You suck, you're flooding the board, you're posts are ****....and now not only are you fucking with a friend, you're casting aspersions...

Well that was very helpful. You do realize, you're a fucktard, right?

So the fact that I made a second post saying I voted for her, isn't obvious enough? Seriously? I would like to cast a vote for the lovely Miss Hybrid. Better?

You dug up a fucking 13 year old thread, for THAT little gem!?!?!?! WOW! You rode a little yellow bus to this forum, didn't you? You've been SPURRED bitch! AND STOP IT!!

Hard to make 20 or 30 qt.'s of sauce that way.....just sayin'

I voted for Miss Hybrid, right after I nomed her....you missed one for her.