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Wow, Audrey never fails to amaze me with her quirkiness. But hell, I'd do missionary on her anyday. I'll just plant my face in that nice juicy rack...

So you can tell I'm 20, eh? By the way you type, I can tell you're either 8, or just didn't pay attention in English class. Or maybe you just moved here from Zimbabwe. Corny jokes aside, you don't need to walk me through anything. Like I said, if you're that damn bothered with someone wearing...

Pornstar punishment? I need to check that out!!! :D

I'll marry the brunette on the left, fuck the blonde and toss the brunette on the right. All three of them look sweet, though.

Those are some amazing asses! ;)

That's what I'm thinking here, lol.

You sure fooled me.

And all this time later, that still sounds great. But wouldn't three ladies just end up fighting over one dick?

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Thanks for that rep, man! :D

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For all you guys who are so against guys wearing their pants like this...how do you feel about women showing a whale tail? They get discriminated against for that too, but I bet you wouldn't complain. :1orglaugh

I see Alexis Texas, so I will say Alexis Texas. ;) ;)

I'm 20, so no I have never been married. And just so you know, I don't wear my pants low like that. I just don't see why it's a big deal if someone else does. And if people are actually offended by people wearing their pants low, they are going to have a very tough time getting by in the real...

What does your bottom model look like?

I would want to share a bed, for both romantic and sexual reasons.

Hey Zoey...I wasn't aware of you until now, but I think you're very pretty! :) I agree with Rane's suggestions about schoolgirl and cheerleader outfits. I would also like you add that any new galleries involving lingerie/corsets would be great too.

I'm cool with all of these, although I don't understand the appeal of a cumfart. I prefer to see it gently pour out. :o Madison Parker is really good at that. :1orglaugh

Re: A TWISTED ******* and ****** are facing jail after they were spotted having sex.. :facepalm: Yeah, that's all fine and dandy down in Sweet Home Alabama. But God forbid they try oral, invite over a non ****** member for a threesome, have bi-curious thoughts or purchase sex toys!

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You know who has "no respect" right now? That would be you, having no respect for another man's style. :2 cents:

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He knows his enemy, and it's Southwest Airlines.

Re: A TWISTED ******* and ****** are facing jail after they were spotted having sex.. That is just fucking disgusting. I don't understand how they feel okay with doing that.

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:goodpost: I don't know what it is, and I know it's not normal, but I've always had a thing for oppressing hot weather. Granted, I love the cold too, but I'm just a junkie for the extreme heat of the summer.

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Yo...who is in your avatar? :o

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:rofl: I don't even know what to say! That's some funny ****. :1orglaugh

Message boards and social networks are two different things, lol. Does she have a lousy personality?

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Thanks for the rep, dude!

I'll be the first to vote for Lili. She's more of my type.

This thread is just TOO SWEET! :clap:

That's pretty interesting. It's hard to believe that in a post 9/11 world, they would erect a "God of death" statue at an international airport. And I'm trying my hardest not to make any wrestling jokes.

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Thanks for the Hellraiser rep, man!

I had to rep you for that. It makes me feel pretty guilty to whine like a little bitch when all I have is neck pains and an awkward ****** life. I'm glad you made it out okay. Wait..what? :dunno: :1orglaugh Yeah, I know. I figure transferring to a far-away college is my best bet.

Thanks for the advice, man. I know exactly where you're coming from with this. I have always had food on the table and basic luxuries like the internet, but overall my ****** just doesn't have much dough. I see those guys my age who drive BMWs, have credit cards and can easily impress girls more...

I know the secret, but you first have to teach me how to hook up with young black chicks in central Kansas.

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Yeah, I don't think the ladies of the LFL want to be associated with porn so I don't think any porn stars are in it. However, I'd bet that there is a porn star out there who played in the LFL at one point before entering the industry.

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