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  1. Elwood70

    Chris Brown arrested for assaulting Rihanna

    It's another O.J and Nicole in the making.
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    Even porn is feeling the effects of a bad economy

    Playboy just sucks,that's not the fault of the economy.
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    thinking about starting a chav porn site

    ...and they already have their own site: http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/ :D
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    Would you ***** half a pint of Breast Milk?

    Yes I would,if I knew specifically where it originated.........and it was mixed a quarter-pint of bourbon.
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    Babe Id her she smoking hot

    Says so right on the page: She's not hot to me,at least not as a blonde...... Is that supposed to be a compliment? Comparing her to plastic? Jesus....
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    Ask an American...

    That's a valid point,and I also think that there's a direct relationship between how,because of advances in technology,cars are easier to drive,and how bad the drivers are.They don't fully realize how hard real driving is,and it's almost as though they've been lulled into thinking it's a...
  7. Elwood70

    Funniest Movie scenes ever

    I can sum it up in two words: Food Fight!!!!!
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    Use me Jesus!!! Ummm, no.

    Now we know why there's a hole in the ozone layer.
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    what scares the crap out of you?

    Nothing now,it already happened.
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    Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.

    I like the POV,but here's what I don't like in it:When the guy will not SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! If the whole point of POV is to help the viewer imagine it's him with the girl-not another guy- then why in the blue perpendicular fuck can't they shut the hell up!!I can almost understand a need to have...
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    I'm not amused...

    Cats always look annoyed.:D
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    what would you do if your *** was GAY?

    Of course I'd warn him of that-if he didn't already know-,but I was more referring to what he's going to be up against more on a social level.The discrimination,the anger,the flat-out hatred that he's bound to encounter from people for no other reason than his "preference". I'd make sure he...
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    what would you do if your *** was GAY?

    Warn him of what he's in for,if he doesn't already know.
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    Ronald McDonald goes off...

    Two posts up from yours.
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    Now that Tiger is back, will you pay attention to golf?

    The closest I come to watching golf is Caddyshack. I bet it's fun to play,though.
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    All Pornstars Are Worthless Whores

    We're all whores.The only issue is what we get paid to do.
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    Can you hear it????

    No it's not because I've got headphones on turned up fuckin' loud......:D
  18. Elwood70

    What are you listening to right now?

    "Come on,baby don't you wanna go. Come on,baby don't you wanna go Back to that same old place.. Sweet Home Chicago" :cool::cool:
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    Could you gangbang a woman with another male friend?

    No............fucking.......way.
  20. Elwood70

    Post your favorite Mob/Mafia movie.

    GoodFellas
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    Best Natural Tits / Natural Breasts

    Re: Best Natural Breasts? ...and I'm gonna agree....:cool:
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    who is this redhead milf???

    Personally,I like the black......I have my reasons...:cool:
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    Best cover song

    ...and Bruce's version with Tom Morello:cool:
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    What Would Your Acceptance Speech Be?

    "I'd like to thank Phillip Morris,makers of Marlboro cigarettes,the Jack Dainels distillery,Ford Motor Company for building the Mustang Cobra GT500KR,Verizon,Howard Stern,Aria Giovanni and Gibson guitars." :D
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    Strange question :)

    No;I'd never leave the house.:cool:
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    Finish the Sentence

    ...dragged their ass along the floor to wipe,like a dog,then proceeded to...
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    What exactly is "sex"?

    No,but I thought that was obvious.
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    1000 things you want to do before you die...

    ...like that would actually **** Keith Richards....
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    is anyone else getting turned off by anal?

    I can't reach a point where I'm "getting" turned off by something that never turned me on in the first place.
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    Finish the Sentence

    ...got even uglier,because someone...
  31. Elwood70

    Conan O'Brien's "Late Night'' signs off

    I think he did at first (besides Bill Murray),then as he got more popular,and got higher ratings,his guest choices broadened. It also may be a situation where Conan doesn't have enough of a say to move The Tonight Show back to New York. He's got pull in the industry sure,but not [I]that[I]...
  32. Elwood70

    Conan O'Brien's "Late Night'' signs off

    My guess is to broaden the guest-pool.
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    What's Your ***** Car?

    I've tried to post a pic,but I maust be doing something wrong,because they keep getting denied.... ......so,I'll just describe it: "It's got a cop motor,a 440 cubic-inch plant.It's got cop tires,cop suspension,cop shocks.It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on...
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    I think you have a porn problem once you start paying for it.

    If one can afford it,then where's the problem?
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    What exactly is "sex"?

    Still sex.....I should have said "someone cums",but I was trying to make sure I included "self service":D
  36. Elwood70

    What exactly is "sex"?

    I try to keep it simple. Here's my own personal guideline:If it's an activity that culminates with you cumming,it's sex. It doesn't matter how you did so,if you came,it's sex....simple as that.
  37. Elwood70

    Greatest sportsman ever (in any sport)?

    Brooks Robinson-greatest 3rd baseman ever
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    What adult sites do you pay for?

    AriaGiovanni.com
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    Why the World Hates America

    That's the American Way....:cool:
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    ****** Guy Christian Bale spoof

    As far as I know,he didn't punch anybody,he got into an argument with his *** and was cited for assault-in this case verbal.
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    Favorite Horror Movie Franchise

    "Trapped in time........surrounded by evil.........low on gas"........:D Evil Dead
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    Your Best Song (with lyrics)

    Say what you want about Axl,but he sure wrote some great lyrics: "Dead *****"(Rose) Sick of this life Not that you'd care I'm not the only one with whom these feelings I share Nobody understands, quite why we're here We're searchin' for answers That never appear But maybe if I looked real...
  43. Elwood70

    Catholic Church Brings Back Indulgences

    Isn't that pretty much the same thing? Maybe this is what Robert Plant meant......
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    Nina Mercedez

    Not even The Howard Stern Show on Sirius Satellite Radio? :D
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    A-Rod reportedly tested positive for steroids

    Rafael Palmerio
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    Best Cover Versions

    Metallicas' version sounds a lot like Thin Lizzys' um,interpretation,it's just sped up slightly with heavier guitars..... .....and it's better.:cool: So basically,Metallica covered Thin Lizzys' cover of the song. :D
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    What's on your TV or desktop (your wallpaper)

    New one: [Please Note: the attachment in this post has been deleted by moderator pitino] [Read more about the board rules: here]
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    Ask an American...

    Not speaking for anyone else,but I do. ......or did the last time I ate oatmeal
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    Chica's Feb.6 FreeSigns

    Damn......you just made my day......:cool: After the day I've had,I could use it. Thanks!!!!:D
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