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  1. Elwood70

    More Women Needing Cash Go From Jobless to Topless

    What's that old saying about every cloud?
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    motivational posters

    Can't find the pic,but no it's not just a lamp....:cool:
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    Do Girls that Smoke Turn You On? Or Off?

    BINGO!!!! There's nothing worse than someone faking it.No one likes a poseur.
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    Stuff about YOUR country that pisses you off

    The fact that the freedoms that my country was founded on are being slowly taken away,yet no one seems to care. Don't get me wrong,there's a lot of bitching and complaining going on,but nobody is doing anything. People don't see the big picture,they only see how it benefits them. I also ****...
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    A question to Americans

    .....and it was written by a man....(Otis Redding).:D
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    Whitecastle or Burger King Mini burgers

    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
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    Whitecastle or Burger King Mini burgers

    Can't you tell them you want onions on the burgers,and still get it "your way"?
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    Nina Mercedez

    ' welcome.....
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    Nina Mercedez

    Sure..... http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=2918
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    A question to Americans

    :D:D ....still meant Chuck Berry,though....
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    A question to Americans

    No;he shouldn't be on that list. ......but Chuck Berry should.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Blues Brothers-"Sweet Home Chicago":cool:
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    Old guys thread - 35+

    I'm 38,and I still get carded for ***** and cigarettes.....:D
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    Feeling your age?

    Nope. I can with no trouble. I can,just don't want to any more I have more now than I did then. So can I,it's different,and it's better. I'm 38:D
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    Man Law

    I can: http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?p=2812404#post2812404
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    Aria Giovanni

    Never mind.....
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    MTV - what's the deal?

    I prefer to call it "blamed for"
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    Movie Memorabilia

    The Bluesmobile Eleanor from the original 1974 Gone In 60 Seconds Bullitts' Mustang Ash's chainsaw.......and Boomstick Jules Winfield's "Bad Motherfucker" wallet Butch Coolidge's watch
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    Aretha Franklin: Respect (The True, Ironic Story)...

    I recall reading a review of a show Otis Redding played (I think it was Monterey Pop '67) and the reviewer said "Otis Redding played "Respect",and he took it back from Aretha!" .....and Big **** Thorton's "Hound Dog" smokes the **** out of Elvis.
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    Have you ever got caught staring at a woman's...

    One word: Sunglasses .......greatest invention EVER.
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    If you were staranded on a deserted island w/one pornstar....

    Nothing and no one. If I was stuck there,whatever source of electricity was also there to possibly play that crap could be used to start a fire to be seen........or used to electrocute myself.
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    Aria Giovanni

    What rule?
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    Why is CUNT a bad word?

    Because we allow it to be.
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    Jenna Jameson had her behbehs!!!

    Re: It's Official!! Another Great Fark Headline: Jenna Jameson gave birth to twin boys on Monday after an unexpected sneeze.....
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    SEXT sexy chubby-ish chick in class - Who is she?

    Under what possible interpretation of the language could she remotely be considered "chubby"?
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    If you had 5 nuclear bombs...

    I'd drop them off at whatever place could dismantle them for me,and then I'd sell them for scrap.
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    Wise words indeed!

    Not hers......
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    How do you like to start each day?

    I have to be awake for at least two hours before I can eat anything. I've been known to do the "Hemingway",but NEVER with a "leftover"-there's never any left over,always with a fresh *****-but now I start my day with a Marlboro and a curse word or two.....or three.....
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    Have you ever been in prison cell???

    Holding cell in the courthouse-yes 6 months (suspended/time served)-yes Prison? No.
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    T.O. Sings With The Buffalo Bills......."WOW"

    ....and not in Baltimore.
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    Radiohead Puts Miley Cyrus In Her Place...

    Obviously,Radiohead doesn't think Miley is fucking special.......
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    ***** Kelly: Brunette or Blond?

    Like most others;she looks better as a brunette.
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    Support Janine Lindemulder while she is in jail!!

    How is she running a website from the joint?:confused:
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    Who should have been President?

    John McClane...
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    can anyone id this cougar

    A Cougar is a more aggressive MILF.....simple as that. So,they actually are two different things. I guess that makes me a 3o-some yr. old "fucking ***"......
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    Support Janine Lindemulder while she is in jail!!

    Why not?It worked for Willie Nelson....the idea; NOT a porno...
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    Hustler ads all over the forum...

    There's gotta be a catch.......
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    A guy getting revenge

    Meh,she's not all that......
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    Women ARE Dicks!!!

    I just want to know who the first person was who looked at that picture.......and all they could think of was a dick.
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    Your cars of choice after hitting the lotto big-time

    A Black-and White 1974 Dodge Monaco Sedan ex-police car w/ the 440 cubic-inch plant.(Workin' on getting this one now :D) 1968 Ford Mustang GT390 4-speed (Think Steve McQueen in Bullitt 1971/73 Ford Mustang Mach1 (Eleanor in the original version of Gone In 60 Seconds) 1969 Pontiac GTO Judge...
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    Octuplets MIlF does porn?

    In more ways than one,I'd imagine....
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    Your City's Official Language

    Bawlmerese....Hon:cool:
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    Your cars of choice after hitting the lotto big-time

    That'd be awfully hard to do.......considering there's no such thing. :D:D
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    Girls with Weapons

    I'll take the car.
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    Its not an ID of a chick its a male pornstar question

    Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure she is...... :D:D
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    A moment of....Awwww

    Dogs rule....
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    Parties Blame Each Other for Worsening Economy

    I don't give a fuck who's fault is,just fix it.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    "(I Got Everything I Need) Almost"-The Blues Brothers Band
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