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  1. Tittyman5000

    I tried to spy on my girl

    Well it seems like he's going to ignore all the advice everyone has given him and continues to do his own anyway, So why even ask what we think? All I can say is, "GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!" :thefinger:
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    What are you listening to right now?

    The Chasm Isn't Fixed Yet! O-BvOuE7wfw
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    Where is your paradise?

    It was some random lake pic, also looks very similar to my lake but I don't have a picture of it. Except the bald mountain in the background would be lush pine forest.
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    Single

    I have two girlfriend's, one is a keeper the other is for back up.
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    ********* Vaporizers

    Nah my vaporizer leaves a nugget that resembles a burned bud behind but completely stripped of all oils or crystals, it pretty much is useless after. Thats why I throw it away. But you'll love the first taste, mmm its like taking all the harmful smoke out and just inhaling pure THC, If I were...
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    Where is your paradise?

    I have this lil spot up in Valle Escondido where there is a hidden lake, it is so hard to get to that only a few people know its there, there is always huge fish and the scenery is lush and green. It has to be my own personal paradise, do you guy's have one? & No, on the toilet is not paradise...
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    What is your favorite number?

    3 because its like a backward E :D But for some reason I use 4 on all my passwords
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    Hottest ***** with no tits

    On this list Kate Hudson, but I hear she bought some not long ago :D But definitely Gwen Stefani :yesyes:
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    2011 NFL Draft

    If there's no NFL the Packers will be the first to win the superbowl and the last :rofl:
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    My girl lool like??? help

    Image deleted? Did he not get permission? :dunno:
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    ********* Vaporizers

    Damn bro, my vaporizer costed me only $200, I love the taste from a vaporizer its real sweet and tasty but when I see remnants I wanna smoke em, ( it leaves charred bud behind) like all black or brown but stripped of all its goodness, and you have to throw it out. So yeah my opinion is its good...
  12. Tittyman5000

    The Profanisaurus Thread

    Maybe just maybe in some sort of pressurized atmosphere.......hmmm kinda like unda the sea? The Tits would be compressed and stand firm?
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    The Profanisaurus Thread

    At first it really boggled the mind but its kinda like that curly thing on top of soft serve ice cream, with just the right amount of pressure anythings possible :dunno:
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    I was hoping McCool & Taker would come to Raw, The Cena thing just F'n pissed me off! I really wish they would push Morrison, he has too much talent to not be at the top!
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    Great FreeOnes Avatars

    I like Mr Balls Timon, It reminds me Hakuna Matata and that makes me :D
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    The Profanisaurus Thread

    Ever have a turd come out faster on one side than the other & it makes a curly Q and almost touches the butt cheek? :D
  17. Tittyman5000

    do you believe 911 was an inside job

    Voldemort?
  18. Tittyman5000

    What are you listening to right now?

    Sean Hayes LqJ9M6JenKM
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    Toothpaste

    I like Aqua Fresh Advanced, the citrus one, Awe yes this is powerful stuff :thumbsup: LqJ9M6JenKM
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    Welcome Back, you sik fuk! JK how was the vacation? :D

    Welcome Back, you sik fuk! JK how was the vacation? :D
  21. Tittyman5000

    Fuck all Religion!

    Unlike many of you I do believe in God & Religion is part of my life. Without it I would be lost, I am a Catholic but also believe God isn't such a mean, strict, heartless, faceless being alot of people make him out to be, After all he gave us weed, tits, ****, porn and most precious of all...
  22. Tittyman5000

    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    WTF? Randy Orton too? Who will be Raw's Flagship?
  23. Tittyman5000

    Can you hide your Facebook from certain people?

    Dude! :facepalm: The girl is playing you like a game, if its the same one you posted about before this obviously is not going good, why else are you being Mr. Private Eye looking for stuff you do not want to know :nono: For your own good, realize the all the lil hints aren't so hard to figure...
  24. Tittyman5000

    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    John Cena drafted to Smack Down! :D
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    Padian Study reveals HIV or Aids is not transmitted through Sex! We've Been Lied To!

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    Tits or Ass?

    Titty's!!! tits boobs breasts tatas juggs balloons hooters melons fun bags lady lumps head lights Puppies Knockers The Twins Gazongas Cans Bussoms Chest Cushions Rack Breasticles Headlights Honk Hogan's Sweater Stretcher's Chi Chi's
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    Padian Study reveals HIV or Aids is not transmitted through Sex! We've Been Lied To!

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    Happy Easter!

    :thefinger Happy Easter MuthaFucker's! :thefinger http://thechive.com/2009/04/10/sexy-easter-bunny-photos/
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    Sathya Sai Baba Is Dead

    Who? :dunno:
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    Padian Study reveals HIV or Aids is not transmitted through Sex! We've Been Lied To!

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  31. Tittyman5000

    Alicia Silverstone

    WTF I don't remember seeing that on her head? When did that happen? :(
  32. Tittyman5000

    The "College Rules" wallpaper background is kinda distracting...

    But they gotta be College Tits, like these :yesyes: http://www.imagebam.com/image/3d12d5129173593
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    What are you listening to right now?

    F'n Crossfade man! :cool: qhf59O0ASx8
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    Looking for Where I can Buy this lingerie?

    Maybe you can ask Halia where she got it? :thumbsup: http://massagegirlreview.com/freepics/halia/halia_review.html
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    how many of you pud whackers think the FOs EGG is distracting???

    Just look at it! BKtNclgHdyIjSCxzsS6Vu0
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    What is the maximum pain you have felt?

    I once was having freaky sex and my ex gf handcuffed me to the bed after we were done she turned on the T.V. and put it on The View :eek: Then she gets up and goes to the kitchen to make a snack!!! Fuckin bitch! I had to watch the whole damn show! Now that was painfull!
  37. Tittyman5000

    Lohan gets jail sentence for probation *********

    She'll come out a hardened criminal with her attitude and ties to the underground she be unstoppable!
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    pud whackers

    What the hell are you two talkin bout?
  39. Tittyman5000

    Skynet becomes aware today!!!

    No reference to the date just how its being taken care of ...... :D
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    do you believe 911 was an inside job

    Ask & you shall receive :D http://www.imagebam.com/image/4f0fcd129140614 http://www.imagebam.com/image/10a5e5129140414 http://www.imagebam.com/image/e8f828129140821
  41. Tittyman5000

    Summer has arrived.

    Barbecue? On good Friday? :nono:
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    Steph McMahon from 2003. Was she: Thick & Sexy, Butch looking, Or just fat?

    I always thought Steph was sexy, remember when Jericho questioned her breast's? :D & a huge plus was she is filthy rich! I bet she likes to get fucked Savagely in piles of cash
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    What is the maximum pain you have felt?

    About 6 months ago I had two herniated disks in my L4 L5 lower back area, pinching a nerve & causing severe Sciatica, worst pain of my life and Ive had a broken leg, stitches, burns you name it. It had my right leg almost ********* and I had to do Electric shock therapy and laser treatment then...
  44. Tittyman5000

    Random Statement Thread II

    Ima chuck a dead dog on your muthafuckin lawn cuz just like red *** I be ready to bomb cuz im strapped poppin da gat off in dat ass when I blast burning green into ash the gold & cash iz gone in a flash :D
  45. Tittyman5000

    Ever catch your co-workers doin it at work?

    I once went to a H&R block to do my taxes and the employee that helped me had his hair kinda messed up, I thought WTF? But when we were in his office I could smell sex in the air and saw some panty hose sticking out of a file cabinet :1orglaugh I was like this sneeky fucker just got some, so I...
  46. Tittyman5000

    do you believe 911 was an inside job

    110 Stories x 2 of Concrete & Steel falling will shake the ground or cause structural damage of surrounding buildings, as the North Tower collapsed heavy debris hit 7 World Trade Center, causing damage to the south face of the building. The bottom portion of the building's south face was damaged...
  47. Tittyman5000

    Total Nonstop Action wrestling thread

    Just heard Jay Lethal was released from TNA :facepalm: Are they purposely sinking the ship? 90 % of tonights show sucked, The EY part was funny though!
  48. Tittyman5000

    Sex

    :yesyes:
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