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  1. Tittyman5000

    2011 NFL Draft

    The Lions? Really? ....... Really? You do realize that the Vikings, Bears & The Super Bowl Champion Green Bay Packers are in the same Division, right? I'd say Detroit still has a long, long, way to go :nono:
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    Retro Porn Movie Help

    I was gonna say Box Lunch Club ....... :(
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    Do you like Pink Floyd / Roger Waters?

    LOL that reminds me, a lady called here one day, one of hose telemarketer's, anyway she was trying to ask me to take a survey but in spanish? :dunno: & I tell her, " No Habla Espanol." :rofl2: I later realized I just told her I don't speak spanish (In Spanish) :D
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    >>> Guess the FairyTale for a Chance to Win a Pass to Got Gisele or Viorotica!

    I think I got #3 wrong, maybe others too, do Disney cartoons count as fairy tale?
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    Do you like Pink Floyd / Roger Waters?

    I love Pink Floyd, but sorry man no Facebook :nono:
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    The 91-Year-Old Woman Selling $60 Suicide Kits

    Damn, thats pretty messed up :facepalm: If you were that desperate just buy life insurance then go up to the mafia and show em the batwing :D Save yourself the $60 and have funding for your funeral :dunno: http://www.imagebam.com/image/129339130135242
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    I have a dilemma...need an opinion or two

    Deedsy, you sick ass mo' fo' you gotta tap that before she starts boning other guys, ***! Boo-Ya! 2UsneCO0qcY
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    In the morning I got in a fight with myself, I got the bruises to prove it.

    :sing: I guess we're really over, so come over, i'm not over it. :D
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    bf's cock

    This thread shouldn't be :facepalm: At least it ain't a ********* penis :facepalm: But judging by the pic he is trying really hard to make it look bigger, look how he is pushing at the base like thats gonna add an inch, yeah right! Anyway my dick is bigger in length and width, so my opinion he's...
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    Hi Emma :wave2: Wow you are absolutely Gorgeous! I think I have a new obsession, lol :drool2:

    Hi Emma :wave2: Wow you are absolutely Gorgeous! I think I have a new obsession, lol :drool2:
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    >>> Guess the FairyTale for a Chance to Win a Pass to Got Gisele or Viorotica!

    How do a bunch of Guy's on a Porn Forum know about Fairy Tales? LOL :dunno:
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    Do you like Ruby Rubacuori?

    The lamp thing was pretty funny! Where does he come up with this stuff? :rofl2:
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    Favorite old school Nintendo or Sega Genesis game?

    Duckhunt, Castlevania, Super Mario 3, Mickey Mousecapades, Original Mortal Kombat, Sonic & Knuckles, Boogerman
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    Desperate measures

    Dammit you call him an Asshole this instant! HkaIb9uifLI
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    The lovely Denise Milani :drool2:

    The lovely Denise Milani :drool2:
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Vrr3lRLjZ1Y rTiGlNDnOtE lE3Ukne22SE 7QWxrFwZldU
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    Desperate measures

    There's no substitute for a tight arse! You can search for some crazy contraption but nothing comes close. However, I too just fucked the mistress in the ass! It was nice and tight, needed a lil K Y to get it in :) After that broke out the baby oil all over her fine ass and rode off into the...
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    Best drinkers?

    I drank 5 40 ounces one day & thats just ****! I used to be able to handle a fifth or two before my drinkin partner ****** away :( R.I.P. C :angels: His dying probly saved my life :(
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    My diarrhea is back!

    I thought I was Baconsalt?!?! :dunno: Wait...... Oh yeah I'm
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    Best ********* Ass / Favorite ***** butt

    Re: Best ass? Stacy Keibler http://www.imagebam.com/image/286ec6129996178 http://www.imagebam.com/image/82f4f7129996176 http://www.imagebam.com/image/ccf7c1129996180
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    Best drinkers?

    American's! Dammit, we are the dominant alcoholics :D TEBVV2TBsQw
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    My diarrhea is back!

    Remember I told you to ***** plenty of liquids, like juices and electrolytes to keep your body hydrated, keep doing that k, try some Imodium AD too. Stay away from banana's maybe the potassium is giving you the diarrhea. Oh and tell Greg I said Hi :wave2:
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    What is your favorite porn name?

    Seymore Butts :)
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    3D glasses

    :D I thought OCSM's get the VIP treatment? :dunno: Roald? Can we get her some lesbians to watch 3D Porn with her?
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    bf's cock

    You call that a cock, now this is a Cock! :D http://www.imagebam.com/image/805a7c129871134 http://www.imagebam.com/image/a8cee6129871360
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    Who is this blonde?

    Pretty nice, now I wanna know!
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    Cleavage as a wonderful hypnotic power!

    All I know is Christine on 2009 Maxim - http://www.softblog.it/galleria/lista-delle-migliori-tette-secondo-maximcom/3
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    Who is this blonde?

    Use an image host buddy or take a screen shot :thumbsup:
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    Stunning blonde

    Obviously Melisa C from Met Art :facepalm: http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?p=3884854&highlight=Met+Art+Melisa+C#post3884854
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    Tatooed babe

    Mmm dats nice! :drool1:
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    Cheeky nipple

    That would be the lovely Patrycja Mikula :D
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    Blonde playgirl

    That would be Loren Grace :drool2: http://tastelikepizza.com/index.php?itemid=16738
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    Whos this girl guys?

    Looks like Jelena Jensen to me :yesyes:
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    Who's the blue-eyed babe?

    Also Miranda Janine :facepalm:
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    Who's this sexy brunette

    Miranda Janine
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    Whats good bro!

    Whats good bro!
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    The Devil's Double

    Crazy **** :cool:
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    Lonely Island

    Yeah Lonely Island is pretty tight but I got ta give it up to my dawg Dirt Nasty :D IOAlX_augxM
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    Potential new girlfriend has a stalker ex, what do I do?

    Tired of missing the train by a few seconds because you can't remember where you put your oyster card? The solution? The glOyster of course! jheeeez It's a handy glove with a special oyster card compartment for quicker, easier and sleeker swiping. Did you invent that Mr. Young Entrepreneur?
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    Potential new girlfriend has a stalker ex, what do I do?

    Oh Gawd! :facepalm: Gloyster = Stalker
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    Hell yeah that ass is amazing! Im doing alright :) Business is picking up and finishing up my...

    Hell yeah that ass is amazing! Im doing alright :) Business is picking up and finishing up my house, all I need is to connect water & sewer and I can move in :D + me & my GF are expecting a lil one in June, so pretty much lifes going great!
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    Wrestling babes

    Just found this Maryse page, Enjoy! - http://www.marysephotos.com/index.php?cat=5
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    Thanx Rayman, I still can't stop staring at that ass! :D How you been bro?

    Thanx Rayman, I still can't stop staring at that ass! :D How you been bro?
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    Jealousy (be honest!)

    Jealousy :D QgKUzO_DOj8
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    This is disturbingly hot & sexy

    Yeah it's sexy, I always wondered how some bitches get that snaggle tooth :D
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    Wait... What?

    :1orglaugh Ha HA HA! :rofl: Good One! :rofl2: I'll do that 4 sure ! :D Damn I wish I could rep u again!
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    I tried to spy on my girl

    Where is the Lurking one anyway? He knows about this subject better than anyone :D Maybe he's off Lurking at someones Facebook :facepalm:
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    Wait... What?

    I feel weird when I'm fucking a chick and she asks, "can I call you *****?" So I'm like what the hell :dunno: and were gettin it on and she's all, "spank me *****, harder *****!" I felt like I was her ****** disciplining her :eek:
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    ********* Vaporizers

    I was wondering, Who did what where now, why? Oh yeah, I was gonna mow the lawn :facepalm:
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