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  1. Elwood70

    Your Eggs?

    Scrambled on toast......with a shitload of hot sauce.
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    beautiful tits on this chick

    I don't....but that pic with the teddy bear is creeeeeeepy....
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    *****-Looking adults

    Delete/close countdown begins......
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    Whats the best Scorsese gangster movie???

    GoodFellas...of course.
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    100 Things Your **** Will Never Know

    Damn.....
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Rolling Stones-Let It ***** ....the whole thing...
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    Exclusively for you guys: Eva Angelina masturbation video

    Wow.....Thank you.....
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    Free 2009 NFL Suicide Pool

    Re: !!Free 2009 Suicide pool!! Me.
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    Who is/was a 'Man's' Man?

    Um,commenting.I wasn't aware that there was an age cutoff on threads.....
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    I was arrested for DUI

    I've gotten three.....and I still remember what I blew for each one.... ...but I'll never get another one.
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    Eating contests

    I knew what that was without even clicking on it.:D:D
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    I was arrested for DUI

    First offense with no property damage or bodily injury? No problem.... Learn the lesson and move on.....trust me.
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    Who is/was a 'Man's' Man?

    ...but he wouldn't laugh at Steve McQueen... Johnny Unitas....greatest quarterback ever during the football season with the Baltimore Colts.....and worked at Bethlehem Steel during the off-season.
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    Best Robert DeNiro Gangster Classic???

    From memory.... It was a glorious time,and wiseguys were all over the place. It was before Appalachian,and before Crazy Joe decided to take on a boss and start a war. It was when I met the world It was when I first met Jimmy Conway..... He couldn't have been more than 28 or 29 at the time, but...
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    Best Robert DeNiro Gangster Classic???

    GoodFellas...
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    Which ********* gets on your goat?

    Was she ever not a phony? The girl that tops my list is Paris Hilton.The reasons why have already been covered,suffice to say she's a cunt. The guy I can't stand is Tom Cruise.I hated him before it was cool.I can honestly say that every movie he's ever made-that I've seen at least-would have...
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    Eating contests

    I see those and I think..."This is why people **** America..."
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    Slap contest gone Right.

    All those **** cartons he fell on to tell the tale....
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    Either way it ends up being AWESOME!

    I love tall women....
  20. Elwood70

    Yeah, you're getting some alone time!

    What. The. Fuck.
  21. Elwood70

    Annoyances

    And the award for "Most Insignificant Pet Peeve/Annoyance" goes to..... Me: People that mention (in writing) the film GoodFellas,without capitalizing the "F" People that call Keith Richards "Keef Riffhard".....I bet that annoys me more than it does Keith himself. (And I fully expect people...
  22. Elwood70

    Favourite Actor: Favourite Character

    Robert DeNiro as Jimmy Conway Clint Eastwood as Josie Wales Clint Eastwood as Dirty Harry Callahan Danny Aykroyd as Elwood Blues John Belushi as Bluto ("Mr. Blutarsky....") Steve McQueen as Frank Bullitt Bruce Willis as John McClane Samuel L. Jackson as Jules Winfield
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    What does your Sig mean

    Aria is beautiful...
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    WTF is he doing to those dogs????

    ...and I thought my job sucked....
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    Favorite Quotes

    "I tend to take people at face value until they fuck up" -Keith Richards "What the FUCK happened to Rock-N-Roll!?!?"...Me,upon seeing an ad for the Jonas Brothers movie
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    Would You Do Madonna Now That She is 50?

    No;but my reasons have nothing to do with her age...
  27. Elwood70

    Chicago's Sears Tower is renamed

    It'll always be the Sears Tower to me.....
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    Toilet Paper Scare Prank

    HAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! That's some cold-blooded ****!!!!
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    Girls with Weapons

    I don't think so...then again,the first thing I checked was if the Cobra was a 427...... ....and it is.:cool:
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    Questions that keep me up at night...

    That depends on your definition of "American"
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    porno vids, does the plot matter?

    If I want a plot,I'll watch Taxi Driver
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    Castrate ourselves while we're at it :hammer:

    Buying **** is usually a spur-of-the-moment decision for me,so I prefer to buy it cold.
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    Who is the Real Badass?

    ...except for Paulie.:D
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    Who is the Real Badass?

    Paulie was a real person......
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    The coolest pic ever.

    I disagree. I can walk on water too,if it's cold enough outside.:D
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    Love of legs may lead to infidelity - Help?

    Damn,I miss my ex.....
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    Who is the Real Badass?

    Paulie Cicero...:D :cool:
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    Michael Jackson -> 1958-2009

    It's okay....everything is still right with the world.... Keith Richards is still alive. *Waits for the inevitable jokes.....
  39. Elwood70

    hot Bangbus Melissa?

    That bangbus **** is degrading.....
  40. Elwood70

    WARNING: Scorching Blonde MILF Might Melt Your Screen!!

    Meh,she ain't all that.....
  41. Elwood70

    That Batman poster is great!!!!

    That Batman poster is great!!!!
  42. Elwood70

    motivational posters

    That's fuckin' great!!!!:rofl::rofl::rofl:
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    Smoking pornstars

    Yes you are.... When is this **** going to stop?
  44. Elwood70

    Alzheimers and coffee

    That's why I smoke cigarettes...if nothing else,they're a cure for Alzheimers....they'll **** me long before it would.
  45. Elwood70

    What's the best member to be in a band and why?

    ....unless the drummer was John Bonham.:cool:
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    What's the best member to be in a band and why?

    That depends,do you want to be the one that gets all the credit for the band's success (Mick Jagger),or be the one that's the true backbone and heart and soul of the band (Keith Richards) ? It's up to you......
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    disrespect for the american flag

    Which one? The one of Marvel Comics fame,or the one from Easy Rider? :D
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