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For me the smiley faces have now become targets!!!!!!

Ya know, its something I have never tried, I've never been with a woman that was lactating. I'd give it a shot just to see if I liked it or not.

Diamond is hot, but I have to go with Daisy!! Something about her makes my balls wet!!!

Okay now I feel dirty... Cuz, I think I still might. :dunno:

Makes sense, now they just might want to figure out what matter became dense enough to form the black holes. If I had to guess, I would imagine it would have been dark matter.

I prefer up her ass, but if she tells me to shoot somewhere specific, I'll go for that.

No... actually the bill was so watered down that it had no real effect on any strip clubs. Matter of fact if you read the bill the agency responsible for enforcing the bill was the ATF. Why? I have no idea. With no one to watch, strip clubs were business as usual. As for the club closing... go...

Sexy!!! Pretty good photog. I like the use of the backlight.

When I was 17 I used to work behind the main desk of a Fitness Center. I could see some of the women doing aerobics, there was this one woman that had an amazing ass. I couldn't help myself. Right there behind the desk while customers were walking by. I used one of the towels behind the desk to...

Sounds like your boss is just a dick. If its that bad with him maybe you should pay a visit to your Human Resources Office. As for all the other jack asses you happen to run across, not much I can say. Some people in America can't seem to not be nice. No matter who you are, people anywhere and...

She's HOT, I'd lick her pooper!

I only know 2 from my time managing a strip club. They were HUGE attractions. Unfortunately the owners were dumbasses and the club closed. It was a job I would like to have again!

I have to agree with Mariah. I occasionally like the solo pictoral and video but come on! I still want to see them huffing and puffing while they're getting fucked!! Imagination is one thing but part of the turn on is seeing them react/interact while fucking!!

Maybe you all for the most part are right, I shouldn't do it. I know I probably shouldn't but the temptation was really hard to ignore! I just needed a sounding board to see if I was being trully evil or not. Thanks for everyone who answered. I probably will still keep my side ventures, but...

Uuuugh! That hurts me!!!

:rofl: You beat me to it!!!! Back to the poll: No amount of money in the world would console me for selling my pride. Sorry, but my ego would never allow it and I would have to kick my own ass if I ever did do that!!!

I agree!!! I wanna see her make the transition to porn!!!

I think its our dawning of understanding of dark matter that has made the most significant change in our understanding of the universe and dark matters gravitational effects. I freeking LOVE science!!!!

That sounds like the business world!! Give'em crap with a brand name and they'll buy it if its hyped enough!!! I know its Onion, but I can't help but think someone somewhere at apple just **** themselves screaming "why didn't I think of that!!!!"

So I should play it cool, but I gotta tell ya its been a full court press on her part. Like today for example... She doesn't have a car, her ex hubby took it, and I had to take her bra shopping and she's asking me what would look good on her and wanted to know how they looked while she was...

Thanks for calling me a whiner... think of this as more of a POLL (no pun intended)

:bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown: Damn near pissed myself on that one!!!

Alright, I quote something I said on another thread: I quote this so people know what is going on in my life. For the record we have no ****. I cannot have them. Genetic Malady at birth prevents me from having ********, no I do not want to adopt. I say that so everyone knows and no one...

That was effin hilarious!!! :rofl:

For the record, I have played outside of my boundries, if you will. But never this close to home. The temptation is really hard to resist.

NUDE PHOTOS!!! I in good conscience cannot make a ruling without seeing her nooood!!!

No... ******-in-law. Absolutely no ***** relation. My wifes ******.

My ****** in law recently got divorced I've been helping her move and giving moral support and everything. Lately though she's been hinting at having me help her in the bedroom as well, especially when its just me and her alone!! She's really cute and just has that "fuck me" aura. Should I hop...

I use this.... http://www.ventones.com/make-free-ringtone.aspx Its free and really easy!!!

I prefer shaved or closely trimmed, but if I have to put on my Paul Bunyon costume before sex... I don't think so I'll just turn her over and put it in her butt!!!

Why stop at only a handjob?!? :nannerf2: I say thats a ****** opportunity!!!

I finally just finished watching this program... had it on the DVR. Not impressed, it didn't offer up any new info, just a rehash of old info. Others have said that this is not a religious phenomena - CORRECT! Also, how do we know that this is all the Mayan calender is supposed to be? Maybe...

Didn't meet a GF or wife but I did meet some wonderful escorts that I'll keep seeing! :nanner:

I can see it now!!! Food Network's newest competition show!!

Gee... I wonder if his date was impressed and put out later for him??

Yummi!!!

Funny!!

Well, your are beautiful and your ass is REALLY hot...so... okay, you have my vote!

Green .... i just dunno, but I fall in love with'em

Ahhh, what the hell. But I don't do reach-arounds!!!

When the Marines were cut off behind enemy lines and the Army had written the 1st Marine Division off as being lost because they were surrounded by 22 enemy divisions. The Marines made it out inflicting the highest casualty ratio on an enemy in history and destroying 7 entire enemy divisions...

Well, you could always get her some Tegretol, its an anti-manic med. Assuming of course you REALLY want to have a deep conversation with her.

Duuuuuuuuuude....... can't you just, i don't know - go buy a dildo or something???

I love me sum red!!! Or would that be to obvious?

AMEN!!!

I'm no expert, but probably just a little more than sun thru a magnifying glass. :2 cents:

Please, Please, PLEASE tell me you guys don't have a puppy!!

I want one!!!

Nice one, although I would have used pumpkin pie as the ****.

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