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Next time you take a leak, shut off the stream. Do this a few times so you know what muscles to contract. Now when your away from the can, contract these muscles to strengthen them. When your with a woman, contract the muscles and you will last longer. Since you have exercised the muscles your...

I suddenly want her to deep throat me!

Ha ha ha haha!! I really miss those days.

I don't know but... OOOOooooooh! I GOTTA know!!

Do these **** even "talk" to each other? Or do they just ***** Mommy and *****'s wallets. THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY I'M GLAD I CAN'T HAVE ****!!!!!

Bring out the GIMP!!! Seriously, though if your gonna explore and she's gonna explore why not go with a she-male?

Aren't you glad we exported McDonalds and Burger King to the world!!! I know I am!!!

Dervish is a lucky man. Cassie, you are one little hottie. I need someone like you!!! If others don't think your story is true... screw'em. You two know what happened and thats all that matters.

Re: Vanessa Blue for Freeones! (pic!) Ooooo! The things I would do.... I would eat her ass for WEEKS! She's a hottie.

One of my best friends growing up. His *** was un-be-leeevably hot. I would pop wood EVERY time I saw her. Many nights I spent chopping wood to her...... matter of fact, now that I think of her..... Gotta go.

I have been to vegas only 8 times, and I have never been for the ********. I go for the extra curricular nightlife. The Bunny Ranch is the way to go. If you've got the cash. Go to the Bunny Ranch website and email the girl you want. Set up the appointment and you WILL have one helluva time. I...

I know I'd hit'em... http://www.comedy.com/blog/2008/06/19/the-10-oldest-women-wed-still-bang/

http://www.comedy.com/blog/2008/09/30/funny-picture-i-kissed-a-girl-church-sign/

Kinda....mmmmm.....gay? http://www.comedy.com/blog/2008/05/30/super-hero-fashion-mistakes/

I wanna punch her in the asshole!!!

:weeping: To think, I actually ****** time looking at that lame ass thing.

I think I know of some members that are getting turned on by that!!!

Ya know, I always thought there was something to that heavy breathing and his always wanting to ***** his men.... I guess now we know!!!

That is just one B---A---U-tiful site!

does it come with a busty, horny mistress option??

:rofl: I wanna get that for my *******!!! Does it come in adult sizes???

*speechless* I... so..wrong...the pain..the....p..pp..pain!!!

My dick is so big, it's against the law to fuck me without protective headgear. My dick is so big, it has an agent. My dick's people will call your people. Let's have lunch with my dick. My dick is so big, it's right behind you.

Caption: Not until I cum on her face! Moron!!

are those rails under her lips used to guide footlong sandwiches into her mouth?

" Authorities report that just 30 min prior - Ms. Hilton was seen entering the water, causing a... as some witnesses report, a huge vortex in the water. It is believed that a small boy was last seen in the vicinity and a search party has begun looking into Ms. Hilton."

HOLY SHIIIII... GUgggg!!! Damn.... Gotta change my pants. Be right back.

Looks like he stole his **** underroos and then went on a binger!!! To bad his only super power is to make everyone laugh like teen girls!!

Good Stuff!!

Re: maya gates Well, I don't think you mean the "short bus" kind of special. Yeah, she's hot... I'd fuck her!!

Oh my GOD!!! Lynda Carter!! She was so hot as Wonder Woman. She's still hot now!!!

Uh... I think I may have already answered this in one of my threads.

Re: Amy Fisher Sex Tape I wouldn't turn her away. I think I'd play doctor with her!!

Uhm... Spain Portugal France Italy Israel Bosnia Panama Norway Soooo... 8.

OH GOD! I bet she's a little monkey in bed. I would love to punch her in the ass and moose her hair!!! Good Call!!:thumbsup:

I don't mind the use of the title, currently that is what he is until his inauguration. However what I am sick of is all the current assholes out there trying to make a buck by selling "AMERICAN HISTORY". Obama plates, stamps, silver dollars, dildoes, shoes, shirts, skyscapers, his spot on the...

:eek: What the hell is this?? eek:

Dude, you really, really are gonna go to hell for that.

Knowing my luck I'll either get my dick ripped off or fried!!!

Just a minty tasting *****. Not bad though. Not my preference.

Outside of my ***.... Can't really say I mean it when I express it. Maybe I'm just getting older (35) or just getting jaded by it.

You have to remember too, science has become a business. Without "findings", there is no funding. So scientists are put into a situation to validate results instead of being able to simply say, hey we found something...not sure what it is yet, but we'll keep looking. Plus, there is the matter...

For the record... 1. NO, THIS IS NOT FICTION, this is not something I made up. 2. No, there will be no pics of her on the internet. I do respect some privacy issues. 3. They are sisters, they were both of legal adoption, but have no ***** between them. They are only 1 year apart. My wife is...

I just woke up to that!!! my neighbors were just fucking and their headboard was banging on my side of wall where my head is. Its bad enuff to hear the banging and moaning but when I have to... deal with my head... bouncing.... Rythemically... to their pace... and waking up to it. Hrrmmm...

Riley! but I wouldn't kick Regan outta my bed! I would prefer both at the same time, so I can make a more intimate detailing of each pro & con!!

- from Wikipedia

Thanks!! I'm a huge science geek. I love this stuff!

If only getting a womans number were really that easy!

:rofl: That was fantastic!!

Please tell me you had the balls to talk to her!!!!