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    OCSM of the Week 2013

    A little bit of both. :)
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    oral sex

    Just eat better in general. Less salt, more veggies and fruits. You'll smell better, too.
  3. J

    Oh, fuck it. Ask Me Anything

    probably Speedy.
  4. J

    Who is less sexy?

    Joe Don Baker IS mittens.
  5. J

    Should white performers who appear in racist, anti-White productions be boycotted?

    Uh..you realize there's such a thing as RACIAL DOMINATION and RACIAL CUCKOLDING, right? and that they're both EXTREMELY POPULAR among all races? It's fetish porn. No one's making you watch it.
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    I want to make porn

    Start masturbating for gay dudes on cam for money. Let the profits roll in.
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    Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx (AMA)

    Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx WhWhy did Delta Goodrem never write back to the fan letter I sent her when i was 12? - - - Updated - - - WhWhy did Delta Goodrem never write back to the fan letter I sent her when i was 12?
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    Who is less sexy?

    Joe Don gets my vote
  9. J

    Oh, fuck it. Ask Me Anything

    I've made it pretty clear I eat critters. BRING IT.
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    150 foot Asteroid to Make Closest Flyby

    I hope everyone's got I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing queue'd up somewhere...
  11. J

    Oh, fuck it. Ask Me Anything

    I like turtles.
  12. J

    Oh, fuck it. Ask Me Anything

    No. I'd try anything once, though.
  13. J

    Oh, fuck it. Ask Me Anything

    At least he sort of tried
  14. J

    Girls` talk about sex

    It depends. When it comes to other cam irls, we talk about sex a lot. When it comes to my ladyfriends who aren't in this industry the topic rarely comes up.
  15. J

    Oh, fuck it. Ask Me Anything

    5 and a half, and part of the bonus question, so 6. Since I doubt anyone will get higher than that, here's your answer key. 1. Torres red **** 2. Ilari Filppula 3. grumpy Cat 4. Ayumi Hamasaki 5. Jill Stein 6. Tim Hortons iced cap, Canadian Maple Donut, and egg and cheese english mufin. 7. 17...
  16. J

    OCSM of the Week 2013

    I don't make enough money to post naked pictures on fumr.s :p
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    U.S. Immigrants Aren’t Safe From Female Genital **********

    No offense, but it's ridiculous to compare a voluntary plastic surgery in a likely sterile room to a tribal leader taking a razorblade to your clit in a hut somewhere.
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    Oh, fuck it. Ask Me Anything

    I believe in bacon at first sight.
  19. J

    Oh, fuck it. Ask Me Anything

    I don't know. Maybe because I spend my entire day with two kittehs, and it rubs off on me? I'm sad more people didn't attempt my Valentine's quiz.
  20. J

    OCSM of the Week 2013

    So you don't appreciate me? That's cool.
  21. J

    How Did You Find Freeones?

    Another model said it would help me get my name out there and make more money. I don't think it's made me much money but I'm really grateful for the friends and "fans" I've made since I joined. It's a fun place to let off steam.
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    Dinosaurs

    voi vittu Assari. you're so fucking odd.
  23. J

    Oh, fuck it. Ask Me Anything

    This one makes more sense:
  24. J

    Oh, fuck it. Ask Me Anything

    Two Tickets to Paradise?
  25. J

    Oh, fuck it. Ask Me Anything

    It was funny. I love Abed. Jordan Tootoo
  26. J

    Oh, fuck it. Ask Me Anything

    This is hilarious out of context.
  27. J

    Oh, fuck it. Ask Me Anything

    yeah, only 3.
  28. J

    Oh, fuck it. Ask Me Anything

    LOL MY FRIEND IS IN LOVE WITH ZABORSKY but no. He's Slovakian anyway i think. So you got 3 out of 10 correct. You're in the lead so far.
  29. J

    Women's Panties

    I actually sell my panties, as well as my socks, if you're interested.
  30. J

    What type of shoes make a women look the sexiest to you?

    I prefer my woman be barefoot. I don't need heels scuffing my kitchen floor.
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    Oh, fuck it. Ask Me Anything

    UM UM UM I DON'T KNOW WHO TO PICK I'M A WOMAN I CAN'T MAKE MY OWN DECISIONS HALP. I'll decide who gets to be my valentine by whoever correctly answers these questions. The answers can be found in this thread and on my website. 1. When i do *****, what is my ***** of choice? bonus points if you...
  32. J

    Oh, fuck it. Ask Me Anything

    Moar questions
  33. J

    arlett fernandez

    wat
  34. J

    The Hourglass Body: Is This Girl Hot or Not?

    She looks like she's trying too hard to be lyk soooo vintage lul
  35. J

    Oh, fuck it. Ask Me Anything

    loool he got ******
  36. J

    Anti-Depressants?

    I have someone very close to me who started anusing his ****** memvers, verbally and physically, once he started taking anti-depressants. He had t get arrested twice and see four different doctors before someone finally figured out he was on the wrong medicine. My advice? see a therapist.
  37. J

    Oh, fuck it. Ask Me Anything

    Well, i did just cast the "Give D-Rock a boner" spell.
  38. J

    NHL '12/'13 Thread

    Thomas is just happy he doesn't have to leave his bunker.
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    Oh, fuck it. Ask Me Anything

    Regardless of who wins, Tim Thomas got traded to the Isles, and that's the most amusing thing that will happen today. But, I do hope my Wings can pull a win out tonight. The Blues always have our number these days though.
  40. J

    NHL '12/'13 Thread

    THOMAS TO THE ISLANDERS ROFLRO0FLFKRKR http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=415479 L O FUCKING L.
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    Oh, fuck it. Ask Me Anything

    Re: Oh, fuck it, Ask Me Anything Oh, baby. I'm about to put on my robe and wizard hat..
  42. J

    Oh, fuck it. Ask Me Anything

    Re: Oh, fuck it, Ask Me Anything I almost exclusively listen to punk and it's various subgenres. - - - Updated - - - No, but I'll gladly fist u bb
  43. J

    "Only In America"

    ACORN DOESN'T EVEN EXIST ANYMORE. Jesus Christ, some of you need to **** the fuck up.
  44. J

    Oh, fuck it. Ask Me Anything

    LOL. Hi. Why, yes! How did you ever know?
  45. J

    Oh, fuck it. Ask Me Anything

    Re: Oh, fuck it, Ask Me Anything That's incredibly kind of you and it really does mean a lot. but you'd have to promise me that you wouldn't ***** me to listen to ACDC. i actually **** clasic rock with a passion.
  46. J

    Kinda confused

    I haven't met you yet but apparently we're going to get along, or so I've heard.
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    U.S. Immigrants Aren’t Safe From Female Genital **********

    "Like most Americans, I never spent too much time thinking about female genital **********, or FGM, a centuries-old practice. But that changed in 2007 when I came to work at Sanctuary for Families, a New York-based nonprofit that serves victims of domestic ******** and trafficking. In my job as...
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