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I can name at least 25 countries right now where you can't post stuff like this about their leadership. Current, right-now countries.

What a handsome woman.

you're half perfect, you'll always win.

y u ruin my confidence?

Hobbit foot pubes turn me on.

I harvest your discarded toenail clippings.

Can we talk for a momnent about how asinine it is to refer to the current Administration as a regime? The fact that you can post 5 thousand threads a day with your stupid little conspiracies is proof there is no "regime".

Styrofoam is terrible. I don't see anything wrong with trying to reduce the use of it.

I prefer it when a guy trims. He doesn't have to shave, but I also don't want pubes in my mouth.

I'll bump this thread at the time my show starts, as a reminder.

I really hope I stand some kind of chance at Best Cam girl!

No, sorry. I'm completely DIY. i have no agent, no professional photos, no nothing. Everything I film and shoot I do myself and my income and success as a cam girl completely relies on my ability to sell photos and videos. If people can see my pussy for free, they're not going to pay for it. If...

People actually find me entertaining here. It's nice.

What can I say? I'm a tough little thing.

I don't have that on DVD, otherwise I would.

Thanks for all of the positive feedback, guys!

Everyone is my friend, gto.

So, I've decided to do a free cam show for those of you here on FO, because you've all been hilarious and kind and I genuinely enjoy 99% of you. Here's the deal: On Friday, 15 February at 22:00 GMT/5:00 PM EST/2:00 PST, I'll be logging into my MyFreeCams profile and doing a show. i chose MFC...

Sheetz was always better than WaWa, but WaWa made better chicken salad.

Welp, if that's the case I declare open fucking season. time to get me a strap on and find out where that guy lives.

I can change my name to Souixsie Diamond, and then I'll sell your my phone number for $1,000.

I plan to spend all of that day on cam with the other lonely people, and I'll possibly be having a threesome with Ben and Jerry - foursome if you count my DVD of V: the original Miniseries.

What kind of dork owns items of clothing they ONLY wear during sex?

Then stop sitting around in lingerie!

Happiness. It's very lean. I eat reindeer *****, too. I'm all kinds of evil. I don't really have any fantasies about famous people. I think Ilari filppula is a hunksicle but I don't ***** about him. I guess I'm odd.

I'm going to bookmark this thread to show newbie cam girls exactly WHY you shouldn't share personal info with clients,

You shouldn't.

If you think I'm bad here, you should see me on tumblr. :D

u bb ;) HAH. No, sushi, alfredo, reindeer, chocolate.

Hey! I was just playing. :(

Thanks, guys. You know how to make a lady feel appreciated.

BioDefenseGrad, your posts are bordering on white supremacy and I'm not okay with it.

Cool story bro

I bet you someone's got something on him.

so if a male friend of mine ever gets cancer, am I to assume it's because he masturbates too much? Is that some kind of Macedonian folk tale?

as little or as much as you want, dude. you won't go blind.

So, can i nominate Domino Damoiselle for this week?

books.i loathe sex toys. i'm too small for that **** and i feel kind of bad for women who can't get themselves off without them.

Get a fucking job. I seriously **** Kickstarter for this exact reason. your band is no one but you expect fucking strangers to pay your way for you? No thanks. i saw too many people with twelve trillion times the talent you have live on half a bag of ramen a day for months at a time to fund...

Well that sucks.

I chuckled.

wings game was awesome today. Both goaltenders looked like superheroes.

I have a ton of *********** videos that aren't race-related. I get asked to do *********** more than I get asked to masturbate or suck a cock. It's EXTREMELY popular right now. I only started doing it because of the crazy high demand.

Well, i watched it from age 2-7, so i guess I was one big Kindergarten douche.

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx Why was there so much casual racism on Twitter las year from the Aussies when they showed the Eurovision on one of your major networks? I mean, i did catch myself laughing a few times but at the same time it was odd.

I'm a little young for TMNT. i was a Power Rangers ***. I don't like coasters. i'm all about the tilt-a-whirl.

Indeed. :D

Perhaps you have a narrow urethra.

I know of where to get more, it's just a matter of budgeting. you're welcome to send me an Amazon.com e-gift card if you'd like me to pick up some more "nerd" gear. I won't say what i've got my eye on but your mind will be blown.

Google asian, Black, Latina, etc cuckolding. You'll find it. I've had a lot of black guys ask me to do racial domination but i won't. I don't judge people who do, though. it's porn, it's a fantasy - acting.