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Re: Cuckold ****** to fuck gf/wife w/ strapon or dildo I could film a custom video like that for you for $75, and I could have it done by today. It would be filmed in HD. PM me if you're interested.

I want to feel your warm, Dutch hands on my soft body.

I believe it's $800 to fly from Helsinki to Toronto. No. Mamma needs a new camera. No. I prefer the IT Crowd

Okay. i'll extend the time to the 17th day.

Aww, thanks guys.

oh oh draw me!

Can I have a back rub?

Oh, yes. Because that's all the internet is for, right? Nevermind the people who need to apply for jobs or look up information or fill stuff out. This post is so dumb it actually hurt. I think i need to take something.

Antelope.

Is this real life?

I use reusable shoping bags. Most Finns do since bags at the counter cost money.

Oh lord. That was awful. I did. I love them.

Fuck you, Assari. You just made it look like all Finnish men have terrible taste and all Finnish women are part fucking reindeer. Could you have picked worse examples? Time to undo your damage. Here's a nice picture of me representing. We won the World Championships of ice hockey back in 2011.

For the record, my old room mate in the US used to walk around town every day in his nicest clothes, sometimes he'd drive around, going into stores and businesses asking if they're hiring. Every single one of them told him he needed to go online, even local places. If you're unemployed and don't...

Are they Finnish bottles?

Yeah, and I COULD fall in the shower tomorrow and die. So I shouldn't shower anymore.

it's a $25 fee and you get a membership card.

I think this is an awesome idea. i feel like in this day and age the internet should be considered a "human right" of sorts.

I had fun once. It was awful.

Yes, because it's only logical that a super secret organization would purposely tell someone performing in front of millions of people to give them a shout out. -eyeroll-

That was the plan..

I'm sure her and I can come to an agreement. We're both civil ult leaders, after all.

I would much prefer minions to fans.

I don't have any fans.

Butch, you don't even know me. Get off my lawn. :3

I hope this wasn't a jab at me. :(

..No, i will not post pictures of my friends here. They're not in the industry and I don't think they'd appreciate being outed.

Assari, are you a "Basic Finn"?

Briana just know she'll lose. It's cool. ;)

A few.

I don't watch porn or anything, seriously. i only know stage names of girls I know.

19 November

actually, when it comes to red sauces for pasta it's important to use a nice mix of pork, veal, and beef. The same applies for Italian meatballs.

So, i didn't want to start my own thread at the risk of being spammy but eh. i wanted to let you all know that in addition to my shows on Streamate, I offer independent shows n Skype or Yahoo, and since I love Freeones so much I'm offering members discounted rates of up to $25 off. I offer...

Probably because the juices always get everywhere. Nah i'm not a dork. I don't see why not.

Less talk of ponies, more talk of Jaana.

He'd never get a lady like me if he tried the "Oh, I LOVE Twilight" card. Unless he meant twilight with riffs.

Depends. Do I like my class, or do I **** coming into work every day? If I like my class: 1. Rare Exports 2. Food, Inc. 3. Supersize me If I **** my job: 1. Yor: Hunter From the Future 2. Manos: the Hands of Fate 3. Danger! Death Ray

Yeah, YOU HEARD ME. Make a video of you singing along to something, with or without vocal track. Make it awesome. put it on Youtube or DailyMotion or something by next Sunday, 10 February, and then the guys vote. Winner gets..I don't know. probably nothing. So, wanna do a karaoke contest with...

I've seen four of them with Rifftrax

You two make me feel like a likable, attractive, intelligent version of that Twilight girl.

I do cook with organic everything, since it's pretty easy to find organic eveyrthing in Finland, and since we don't treat our meat the same way as they do in the US. I'm extremely particular when it comes to what i put into my body. When I lived in the US I only shopped at farmer's markets.

That has to be it. - - - Updated - - - That has to be it.

We could start a band over the internet and give ourselves a super douchey name!

Is it weird that Miracle Whip grosses me out way more than his bad hygiene?

Same. I usually do chicken, various beans, tomatoes, veggies, spices to my taste, and cheese or sour cream. You don't need much more than that.

mmmmmmmmm butter

djon, please! and yeah, you're right. Stupid assholes and their stupid need to ruin my stupid ideas.

...but what if I like the hose?

I've made music before and I'd love to start doing ti again.