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  1. J

    Oh, fuck it. Ask Me Anything

    HAh I snuck into warped Tour like that one year, sort of. I was working for my friend's record label but he only got two vender passes and there was three of us so i just kind of strolled in with my cane and the security never stopped me. Eventually a band I'm friends with got me a wristband but...
  2. J

    Oh, fuck it. Ask Me Anything

    See..funny story..I've never been. I grew up in a very humble household.
  3. J

    Oh, fuck it. Ask Me Anything

    It sounds like it should be an insult.
  4. J

    Oh, fuck it. Ask Me Anything

    So no one asked this, but I'm really excited that Community is coming back!
  5. J

    Kinda confused

    I'm going to hit you with a clown hammer when we meet.
  6. J

    Kinda confused

    Ah, so you're only half perfect. That's okay. i can accept you that way.
  7. J

    Kinda confused

    Listen up, ABBA It's one thing if we admit our failures, BUT YOU HAVE NO RIGHT. .. :3
  8. J

    OCSM of the Week 2013

    Tight like my jeans that my ass is too big for?
  9. J

    Kinda confused

    Dirty Swedes always coming into threads. THEY RUIN EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING....and they always beat us in hockey. :(
  10. J

    This could happen in the US if abortion is to be ******

    Did ya'll miss the huge rallies in DC last week calling for Roe V Wade to be overturned, and the numerous politicans who agree with that idea? It's NOT the majority opinion, which was proven during the election, but there are a lot of people who do feel that way, and what's scary is that a lot...
  11. J

    Oh, fuck it. Ask Me Anything

    :( But i'll add sushi, reindeer steak, and chocolate.
  12. J

    Breaking news: The picture Beyonce wants removed from the interwebz!

    That's exactly how I look when they mess up my order at Hessburger.
  13. J

    Oh, fuck it. Ask Me Anything

    But I like evil.
  14. J

    What do women think about a guy that masturbates to them?

    I'd just tell them to get in line and buy a video.
  15. J

    "Only In America"

    African American unemployment hovers around 14%, but they're only 12% if the population. The high school drop out rate for African Americans is 8.0%, while only 5.1% for white people, and 7.4% average for the nation. http://nces.ed.gov/fastfacts/display.asp?id=16 The average number of African...
  16. J

    Oh, fuck it. Ask Me Anything

    You all make me smile. It's nice to know such good people.
  17. J

    "Only In America"

    Dual citizen, bitch. just as much my country as it is yours. Deal with it.
  18. J

    "Only In America"

    This guy's posts have made me take a double shot of my strongest Russian *****. please, everyone, disregard everything he says. he has no idea what he's talking about. Basically all of Europe is free, with places like Belarus and the like being debatable. either way, comparing Finland to ****...
  19. J

    "Only In America"

    You need to stop talking down to me, right the fuck now. i lived there for 20 years. Our media is nothing like yours. There is no seeing what "they" want me to see, because there is no "they". The more you type this nonsense the more apparent it become that YOU HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT YOU'RE...
  20. J

    Oh, fuck it. Ask Me Anything

    you don't even love me.
  21. J

    "Only In America"

    No one alive is leaving Finland to find "freedom". You've no idea what you're talking about. We're not some ex-soviet state. We beat Russia twice, actually. Our education and health systems are better, and in a lot of ways we're a lot more free than the US, mostly because there's a lot less...
  22. J

    "Only In America"

    Yup. That's it. Wasn't born in NYC or anything. Didn't grow up in one of the worst neighborhoods on Staten island. you know me so well. "2) Only in America, could people claim that the government still discriminates against black Americans when they have a black President, a black Attorney...
  23. J

    "Only In America"

    and a Finn said you're all a bunch of idiotic rednecks. I win.
  24. J

    "Only In America"

    Nope. Just an educated Finn who hates people that don't understand their own privilege.
  25. J

    "Only In America"

    if you think black people somehow have it easy in America, you're fucking clueless.
  26. J

    Oh, fuck it. Ask Me Anything

    I just love Reb Brown so much. It's Rebruary, you know.
  27. J

    male/female perspectives on porn

    I can't speak for other women because my views on..just about eveyrthing are pretty out there, but... I don't watch porn. If I were to watch porn, it would be of people with sexy brains as well as sexy bodies. Sexuality, for me, goes a lot deeper than a guy having a big cock or a girl having...
  28. J

    OCSM of the Week 2013

    what can i say? Someone's gotta represent. :) I would also be willing to assume I've gotten the most votes out of any disabled person, yeah?
  29. J

    Oh, fuck it. Ask Me Anything

    You're too sweet.
  30. J

    Postal Service to cut Saturday mail to trim costs

    We don't have Saturday mail in Finland and it's kind of annoying.
  31. J

    OCSM of the Week 2013

    You're no longer qualified to be a minion.
  32. J

    best records of 2013, so far

    *hug*
  33. J

    best records of 2013, so far

    You must be sad.
  34. J

    >>> Support our OCSMs with our brand new Model Stores!!!

    hey, guys. I just uploaded two sex scenes and I'm waiting for them to be approved. One is missionary with a creampie and the other is doggystyle with a cumshot on my butt.
  35. J

    best records of 2013, so far

    For me, it's the new Broadway Calls and the new Bad Religion. I'm actually not the world's biggest bad Religion fan but the new album is just awesome. Broadway Calls came out yesterday and I've had it on repeat since. and yes, I buy music because I know how much it sucks when people pirate your...
  36. J

    Oh, fuck it. Ask Me Anything

    I love comedies. I pretty much only watch comedies and informational stuff. Thanks! That's the ENTIRE POINT of my job.
  37. J

    Oh, fuck it. Ask Me Anything

    Mike, because he seems more lik the type that would get stuck in space. i'm a big fan of Joel's current project, Cinematic Titanic.
  38. J

    Oh, fuck it. Ask Me Anything

    It will always be MST3K Full-time cam model, and how dare you ask about my real name! The one above my cock, obviously. So it would seem I'm up for OCSM of the week, but since I won't post nudes for votes it's looking like I won't win. Womp womp womp.
  39. J

    OCSM of the Week 2013

    I encourage votes by being fucking fantastic.
  40. J

    NHL '12/'13 Thread

    Hey, the Caps play the Leafs tonight, At least you know you'll win.
  41. J

    Worst line read ever in a film

    This entire movie is so terrible.
  42. J

    Oh, fuck it. Ask Me Anything

    It has nothing to do with popularity. I have followers, and they're great, but i genuinely enjoy most people on FO, and if I make some new fans along the way, then great. But I'm perfectly content to shoot the **** with everyone here while I carry out my work. It's a nice atmosphere and I'm glad...
  43. J

    Oh, fuck it. Ask Me Anything

    Expect it within a few hours. - - - Updated - - - Oer 9,000.
  44. J

    Oh, fuck it. Ask Me Anything

    want.
  45. J

    Oh, fuck it. Ask Me Anything

    My thughts exactly.
  46. J

    Worst line read ever in a film

    What's your nom? This is mine. Or, this: GUDVIETNAMEESRESTRANT
  47. J

    List of Forbidden Rock Bands in the USSR in 1985

    In Soviet Russia, music bans you.
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