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  1. RealMenSwallow

    And lastly...

    I have seen her before man, but let me look around. I forget her name, but her face and definitely her tits are hard to forget.
  2. RealMenSwallow

    Katja Kassin

    Check her wikipedia, she definitely got the boob-job. She had it done June 1st 2007, and was back in the business on June 26th 2007. So anything relatively new she has the boob job in. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katja_Kassin
  3. RealMenSwallow

    can anyone id the tattoo hottie please

    Mya Nicole Argh, Stevie beat me by a few seconds! :1orglaugh
  4. RealMenSwallow

    finally figured out how to have sex with hot porn chicks.

    Not to be harsh, but you'd probably have to start out pretty low on the porn food chain, perhaps even in gay porn, and I don't think you want that. So I'm gonna call it here, and say it wouldn't work. Maybe you could start web-camming with your girl, and then move up and up to porn star status...
  5. RealMenSwallow

    I just committed stupidcide

    Fast Food = diarrhea for a week. I stay completely and totally away from the ****. 100% against McDonald's, Burger King, Wendy's, KFC, it doesn't matter if it's fast food, or relatively quick food, then fuck it, I won't eat it. I don't eat food that looks the same before and after I eat it.
  6. RealMenSwallow

    Have you noticed women rule the world?

    How about all of them? Odds are being the way society was back when things were actually deemed as "inventions" men dominated society, and anything a woman had done was ridiculed. So if a man found something say his wife created he would simply laugh in her face, and go take all the credit. It's...
  7. RealMenSwallow

    big is beautiful - bbw - voluptuous chubby luscious

    Nikki Cars - Redheaded Milf http://promo.plumperpass.com/content/vg/bbwd/1250bbwd_video/01/?nats=pimpi34:Revshare60:plumpp
  8. RealMenSwallow

    Who has the best musical culture?

    Van Halen - Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love
  9. RealMenSwallow

    This or That

    Night time Licking your girls asshole or her pussy?
  10. RealMenSwallow

    He wont go far...

    What you don't realize about this photo is that the man is actually painted on the sidewalk and the bicycle is real. :D
  11. RealMenSwallow

    The Member Above Me....

    Would fuck a cartoon if he could! :D
  12. RealMenSwallow

    If You Were A Porn Star...

    Katja Kassin in her asshole on the 5:30 World Broadcast News.
  13. RealMenSwallow

    Posts on Wikipedia

    I agree they shouldn't be on the internet the fact is that they are, and are going to be. Facebook and myspace created a frenzy amongst people, and younger and younger **** are getting on, and can find just about anything on the internet. I just think it's fucked up. I mean I looked at porn when...
  14. RealMenSwallow

    spermshack, what happened to it?

    Word up, it came up the other day. Crazy ****. Must've got bored over Thanksgiving and decided to get it up again. :rofl2:
  15. RealMenSwallow

    What is the greatest Christmas song ever?

    How's about Christmas Time Is Here by Vince Guaraldi in the Charlie Brown Christmas Movie, if you guys are as cool as you think you are, you'd already know that ****!
  16. RealMenSwallow

    Last porn vid you watched who starred in it ?

    Take a fucking guess.... Hint: Look at the avatar! :D
  17. RealMenSwallow

    Danielle Delaunay / FTV Danielle (Busty)

    Re: Danielle - Busty FTV Girl I love you! :lovecoupl Hows that for free love? :D
  18. RealMenSwallow

    The Member Above Me....

    Is stuck in Fresno with no way out! :eek:
  19. RealMenSwallow

    Wal-Mart worker ****** during black Friday sales

    Yes, you supported those communist bastards at Wal-Mart, you are hereby required to blow not one but three sheep. :cussing:
  20. RealMenSwallow

    Post Hot Chix Pix Here!!

    :****** in own mouth and swallows it down: Ehh, another one of these? Seriously...stab me in the balls already.
  21. RealMenSwallow

    We shall conquer the world with our Brandy Talore avatars! Muwahahahaha! :D

    We shall conquer the world with our Brandy Talore avatars! Muwahahahaha! :D
  22. RealMenSwallow

    Rate the signature above you

    7/10 Eh, it could use some work. Not as great as mine...clearly! :D :rofl2:
  23. RealMenSwallow

    You really don't want to win do you? :D...

    You really don't want to win do you? :D http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=2715705&postcount=970
  24. RealMenSwallow

    Who is this doctor?

    Emilianna http://www.freeones.com/html/e_links/Emilianna/
  25. RealMenSwallow

    I want to move to the UK and marry you! :D Is that okay? :1orglaugh In my dreams....in my dreams...

    I want to move to the UK and marry you! :D Is that okay? :1orglaugh In my dreams....in my dreams...
  26. RealMenSwallow

    Wal-Mart worker ****** during black Friday sales

    I work at the first Target store ever. And luckily I didn't have to **** up and work to early just 8AM. :rolleyes: And this came up at work today, as Wal-Mart is the competition, and it's fucking appalling. I seriously don't get why people **** up so fucking early to stand outside in the fucking...
  27. RealMenSwallow

    Tara Sparx / Teen Model Tara

    Re: Teen Model Tara > Some new pics :) Teen Model Tara is about the only woman alive that has made me stop, yes Dawn actually stop watching Brandy Talore just to check her out. And I am obsessed with Brandy. It looks like I have two obsessions now! :1orglaugh I'm in love with Teen Model Tara...
  28. RealMenSwallow

    Posts on Wikipedia

    Seriously this dude has been living up my asshole since he got on here, and I have never even said a word. My name's a joke, and this guy just kept stalking me around the forums posting the same **** everywhere. Geez. :bawling: He doesn't understand that this board is supposed to be fun, and not...
  29. RealMenSwallow

    The Porch-Sitting Club

    Hands maildude a giant stack of pulsating man meat infested gay porn mags. ;) :rofl2:
  30. RealMenSwallow

    Babes with the loosest pussies! I like it! Post them

    I'm more disturbed by your post than my own...:bawling:
  31. RealMenSwallow

    Hanging balls

    You know, I am sure there are plenty of people who post on here that could definitely slide some "hanging balls" pictures from their own private collections. But I think as far as porn goes you're going to have a bitch of a time finding some loose hanging sacks. I mean, unless they are fucking...
  32. RealMenSwallow

    what makes you think of sex

    I'd like that list just for reference...you know in case something happens and I need to...Oh, you know...like when your all alone and you really want to find something new to...you know? :rubbel:
  33. RealMenSwallow

    Lyrics to a Celine Dion song?

    It's All Coming Back To Me Now? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMHGgnlXfSA
  34. RealMenSwallow

    Babes with the loosest pussies! I like it! Post them

    Here's what you do pal. RMS is here to solve all your problems. Okay, now you must follow this procedure to find exactly what you are looking for, is that clear? Alrighty then, here we go. Get on Google, or perhaps even Google Maps, and search for Retirement Villages. Then when you find one near...
  35. RealMenSwallow

    Which hollywood babe you love to have sex with ?

    Famke Jensen :D (In the movie Rounders, not in the X-Men movies. I'd still do her looking like that, but you know, I prefer her in Rounders.)
  36. RealMenSwallow

    Ghosts

    They are surfing the forums right? So obviously they aren't spanking it yet. Unless they just like to tease themselves. :dunno: But why surf around on a forum and not join? If you like porn, FreeOnes is for you. So basically, if you're a guy, join. It's that simple. Obviously they aren't...
  37. RealMenSwallow

    Ghosts

    We only need 6 more. Any more and I may explode. If they were more creative, that wouldn't be so bad, but it's too common to have "Which pornstar do you want to marry" threads. They make me want to :crash:
  38. RealMenSwallow

    Girls, listen up! This is what you should wear!

    Well considering that it was a joke...and well...that should explain enough of it for you. :1orglaugh
  39. RealMenSwallow

    The Porch-Sitting Club

    I don't know...I suppose I could let that slide out of creativity. :D
  40. RealMenSwallow

    *****-like Squid With "Elbows"

    So much happens in the ocean that it's scary. Who knows what's going on down there, and who's plotting and planning against us. Everyone is afraid of aliens, but fuck, what about what's already here? Or what is evolving rapidly to become something else...it's a freaky world. Watch out! :D
  41. RealMenSwallow

    Who has the best musical culture?

    :lame: :rofl2: The Who - Teenage Wasteland (The real title is Baba O'Riley yet everyone calls it Teenage Wasteland)
  42. RealMenSwallow

    Who has the best musical culture?

    Rush - The Spirit Of Radio
  43. RealMenSwallow

    The Porch-Sitting Club

    Ah, then feel free to put whomever, or whatever in the blank, as long as it fits well. Say you love Scrubs, and you desperately want to put "On Zach Braff's Porch" That's totally fine with me. The basic principle is the same. Actors, Models, Porn Stars, any person of any kind, you wish!
  44. RealMenSwallow

    Posts on Wikipedia

    Okay, so I was on wikipedia looking up sodomy, like any normal human being might be doing at this moment. And I saw links to other things like anal sex. I thought that was quite self explanatory so I clicked on it to see what description it offered. Then I found a whole slew of other anal...
  45. RealMenSwallow

    Ghosts

    And who doesn't want Chef to sodomize them? That's a fucking no brainer! You join, and instantly Chef is there for you. Or even senob can do something for you. He's a nice chap too. He may be "taken" But we all know he likes a little something on the side! ;)
  46. RealMenSwallow

    Ghosts

    It's obvious to me that we are Superior to all those "ghosts" out there, but still, it's FREE to get an account. So why just look? You get more out of being a member rather than not being one, and the forums can be fun, and they often have more pictures and videos than the actual FreeOnes page...
  47. RealMenSwallow

    Ghosts

    It's not okay. I don't want people masturbating to what I have to say, and post on this forum. Of course, what I have to say is sometimes amazing, and I do post some pretty sweet pictures and clips, according to few, but I think you had better be a member to read it. Plus who the hell...
  48. RealMenSwallow

    Who has the best musical culture?

    Rush - Anthem
  49. RealMenSwallow

    Join this club! :D http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?p=2712473#post2712473

    Join this club! :D http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?p=2712473#post2712473
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