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:turns around quickly to notice Brandy is actually not coming my way: :bawling: :discovers missing wallet: :refuses to move: "Damn you, Dawn! Damn you!"

Re: Chica's Free One! Sorry you've been sick Chica! I hope you feel well very soon. And why not spend some sick time in bed surfing around FreeOnes! :D

Knows that you have to pick one though, as it's hard to be in two places at one time!

:receives a snowball to the face: :splat: Yum!

Knows that it is nice to have a number 2. :D

should know I am puzzled as it should be Sandee...considering the poster...:D

I won't! I'm no porch jumper! :D

wishes us all a Merry Christmas...is that Chica? :confused:

I went with Shyla Stylez, but I think we all know who the real winner is...:D

:reads above post: :bawling: I wish...:D

Okay, one question: Are the pictures of you in that green shirt, and pink socks, which is located on the Main Page of your site, are they available in your site, or is there just that one? I'd really like to see more of it, and...I'm considering paying to see.

Yes, there can be no distractions! None! Zero! Zilch! :sighs: (I have to go to work soon :bawling:)

I agree with the teeth brushing comment, but that's just a little too much for me...odd...why can't they just swallow it straight up? :D That I like to watch! :D

Well I am trying to be noticed by her...duh! :D

:bowdown: Arrest me please! I'd do anything to be ******** by you...er...um...I mean arrested by you...:D I love your hair just like it is too! Please keep it! The curls and the color are just perfect!

Amber ??? http://promo.plumperpass.com/content/vg/hsp/1246hsp_video/01/?nats=pimpi34:Revshare60:plumpp

:looks at the above post: :ponders its meaning: :runs and hides:

Then you got, Rachel Starr and Katja Kassin of course!

For once working at Super Target won't be a downside, I get to keep my shitty job!

I used to go to Chick-fil-a, but then I realized these crazy Christians can't spell! (You do know they are all Christians right? They aren't open on Sunday for that exact reason. It's so fucking aggravating, because "Hey, I'm hungry, let's go to Chick-fil-a" not today RMS you dumb fuck, it's...

I tried that once, and it didn't go to well. I broke the CD drive, and I was left pretty unsatisfied. But then I found out you could just use your left or right hand. (Hell, even both if you're a true master of the '*****'). But is this cheating, this right now? That which is the most holy and...

I hope not, I want to hump her while she's up against the wall hugging it. :D

Me Next! :D

Rachel Starr ....damn you maleonetwo you beat me! :bawling:

Re: Lisa Sparxxx Dear Lisa Sparxxx, Do you ever let your fans just come over and lick your pussy? We wouldn't even have to have sex, unless it came to that, all I am asking for is to lick it some. I know your fans have done much, much more, and I am only asking for a taste. Thanks, and...

I got the sperm ready for her :rubbel: ...but not the name...:dunno:

Has taken all the credit for all of my discoveries...:D

Sure, sure! Whatever! :1orglaugh

Oh please, don't change it for me. No, no. Obviously You found her, which is such great news for you Selfish prick....:rofl2:

Fuck man! What an incredible find! :rubbel: She's hot. She sort of looks like Kelly Clarkson in the face, at least from the side...although clearly not her!

Zero Gratitude?

To all you ghosts out there: Join or Die

Always has a beautiful signature!

:rofl2: No ****! Unless you are married, and the wifey isn't really giving it to you well man, you should go to a bar. A computer won't suck your cock...I know what you're saying..."If only..."

We must be one of the few who can read and look at porn, eh maleonetwo? :1orglaugh

That's the pic I was talking about. She's still incredible though. Nice score original poster! :glugglug:

radical

Total ass-clown Dawn....seriously?! Your discovery of the week? You ungrateful *** of a :cussing:

notice

McKenzie Lee...learn to read :thefinger

Precisely! :D :bowdown:

Should know that Dawn stole that from me!

http://ballhoneys.bangbros1.com/gal/202/cf/bangfree/

surprise

Pink Floyd - Another Brick In The Wall (Part I)

reassignment :rofl2:

Warning: We are all victims of this tragedy http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RLDtKmSSl2E/SJ-_npZOotI/AAAAAAAAAP0/zZMkg1wUD_8/s1600-h/funny-shirts-01.jpg Other good ones: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RLDtKmSSl2E/SJ--ywAwfxI/AAAAAAAAAPU/F1IEoc3KLNU/s1600-h/funny-shirts-05.jpg...

Monique The Olsen Twins: Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen? Assuming you know who's who....:D

:looks at Dawn's post: :lets out a long drawn out sigh: :begins to cry: :******: :spontaneously combusts: Well I just fucked her, and it looks like I came to soon, so yeah, let's have another go Jenny!

Thanks bud! :rolleyes: