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  1. Elwood70

    Coolest nicknames in sports.

    "King" Richard Petty :cool:
  2. Elwood70

    ★★Voting for Miss FreeOnes 2010 has OFFICIALLY started!★★

    I'm counting down until I can vote again......meantime,I still have one open vote. Solicitations are welcome via PM or other methods....:D
  3. Elwood70

    Excuse Me...

    So do I...where's the problem?
  4. Elwood70

    ★★Voting for Miss FreeOnes 2010 has OFFICIALLY started!★★

    So,Lisa Ann is out (dammit),but that means a spot on my rotation opened up......I'm open to persuasion.:D
  5. Elwood70

    ★★Voting for Miss FreeOnes 2010 has OFFICIALLY started!★★

    Just concentrate on the ones that do love you..:cool:
  6. Elwood70

    ★★Voting for Miss FreeOnes 2010 has OFFICIALLY started!★★

    Don't look at me,I've been doing my part....:cool::D
  7. Elwood70

    Ask me (Bree Olson) any question ya want

    Not being able to say "fuck" on a message board dealing with porn would be the ultimate fuckin' hypocrisy. Oh,and thanks for answering my question Bree...we share the same brand. *Lights a Marlboro. What are you going to do when the Colts lose?:D
  8. Elwood70

    ★★Voting for Miss FreeOnes 2010 has OFFICIALLY started!★★

    Um,YEAH.......you volunteering?:D
  9. Elwood70

    ★★Voting for Miss FreeOnes 2010 has OFFICIALLY started!★★

    Consider this a personal invite...:cool: You're very welcome...
  10. Elwood70

    ★★Voting for Miss FreeOnes 2010 has OFFICIALLY started!★★

    Damn...he gets oral,and I get love..... ****. :D My choices for tonight: Brynn Vyndetta Claudia Bluebell Rebecca Jessop Nikki Nova Nina Mercedez Jane Burgess Mariah Milano Vanilla DeVille Lisa Ann Miss Hybrid
  11. Elwood70

    ★★Voting for Miss FreeOnes 2010 has OFFICIALLY started!★★

    It's a distinct possibility....:cool:
  12. Elwood70

    ★★Voting for Miss FreeOnes 2010 has OFFICIALLY started!★★

    Oh,trust me Hon,you're safe....:cool: ...and you can just call me Elwood-or whatever the hell you want,for that matter.:D
  13. Elwood70

    ★★Voting for Miss FreeOnes 2010 has OFFICIALLY started!★★

    It didn't come off as rude to me,it made sense (and some of the others were funny.).I see your point,and I agree,but I also feel like putting up my choices,if for no other reason then to share,and keep the thread moving. So there.:D ...and I was trying to be funny in my initial post.
  14. Elwood70

    ★★Voting for Miss FreeOnes 2010 has OFFICIALLY started!★★

    Well,I for one don't give a blue perpendicular fuck what people think,I'm still going to post my votes.At the very least,it helps people to socialize.However,I'm also going to do more than just the list,I'm going to put something of substance. Here's my choices for tonight: Brynn Vyndetta...
  15. Elwood70

    Roxxxy is the world's first sex robot.

    That's like fuckin' SkyNet...the machines are coming........ It'll start off innocently enough,then they'll become SELF-AWARE!!!! You've been warned.
  16. Elwood70

    ★★Voting for Miss FreeOnes 2010 has OFFICIALLY started!★★

    The USA,specifically Baltimore,Maryland.....hon. :D
  17. Elwood70

    Ask me (Bree Olson) any question ya want

    Hello,Bree.... You've already stated that you're a smoker,but you haven't answered -because you haven't been asked- the all-important question: What brand? :D
  18. Elwood70

    ★★Voting for Miss FreeOnes 2010 has OFFICIALLY started!★★

    You're welcome Hon,and just so you know,you've been there since Day One.....you'll be on my list always.:cool:
  19. Elwood70

    ★★Voting for Miss FreeOnes 2010 has OFFICIALLY started!★★

    Is country of origin part of the criteria now? ****.....
  20. Elwood70

    ★★Voting for Miss FreeOnes 2010 has OFFICIALLY started!★★

    It may not seem so apparent at first,but my criteria is changing. . . . Brynn Vyndetta Claudia Bluebell Jane Burgess Vanilla DeVille Rebecca Jessop Nikki Nova Nina Mercedez Mariah Milano Lisa Ann Devon Michaels Thanks ladies,for all that you do.:cool:
  21. Elwood70

    pornstars who smoke?

    You just earned a vote.:cool:
  22. Elwood70

    You're very welcome......and I'd be honored if you do. I'd be ecstatic if you PM me the...

    You're very welcome......and I'd be honored if you do. I'd be ecstatic if you PM me the details...... :)
  23. Elwood70

    I know it isn't....I've got ****** there.....

    I know it isn't....I've got ****** there.....
  24. Elwood70

    ★★Voting for Miss FreeOnes 2010 has OFFICIALLY started!★★

    I haven't yet....:cool: Votes for today/tonight: (In random order) Nikki Nova Nina Mercedez Rebecca Jessop Vanilla DeVille Mariah Milano Lisa Ann Jane Burgess Devon Michaels Claudia Bluebell Brynn Vyndetta Now,I just hope for sweet dreams.....
  25. Elwood70

    What do Pornstars do after Porn for a career?

    Find God,and preach about how evil porn is.
  26. Elwood70

    Or,I could drive...Boston ain't that far from Baltimore,hon. Oh,what I would do......

    Or,I could drive...Boston ain't that far from Baltimore,hon. Oh,what I would do......
  27. Elwood70

    ★★Voting for Miss FreeOnes 2010 has OFFICIALLY started!★★

    Thank you..... Now,what do I have to do to get lots of oral?:D Just so you know...I can vote again in about six hours.....:cool:
  28. Elwood70

    ★★Voting for Miss FreeOnes 2010 has OFFICIALLY started!★★

    Today's votes go to:Brynn Vyndetta Chica's Place Devon Michaels Jane Burgess Lisa Ann Mariah Milano Nikki Nova Nina Mercedez Sara Jay Vanilla DeVille * *That one was a last-minute change You may notice a pattern.....;)
  29. Elwood70

    How often do you swear?

    As often as possible.
  30. Elwood70

    Nice Car + Hot Girl =

    You're half-right.....
  31. Elwood70

    What are you listening to right now?

    The Howard Stern Show-Channel 100 ,Sirius Satellite Radio
  32. Elwood70

    ★★Voting for Miss FreeOnes 2010 has OFFICIALLY started!★★

    Tonight's votes: Brynn Vyndetta Chica's Place Claudia Bluebell Eva Angelina Jane Burgess Lisa Ann Mariah Milano Nikki Nova Nina Mercedez Rebecca Jessop :D :cool:
  33. Elwood70

    Girlfriend ****

    Whatever.... Nice try,btw.
  34. Elwood70

    Girlfriend ****

    No,not in the slightest.
  35. Elwood70

    Girlfriend ****

    Maybe to you,but it's not to me.
  36. Elwood70

    What would porn be like if John Holmes were still alive?

    Yeah,they do,but I have a hard time finding them.:D
  37. Elwood70

    ★★Voting for Miss FreeOnes 2010 has OFFICIALLY started!★★

    Today's votes: (In alphabetical order) Brynn Vyndetta Chica's Place Devon Michaels Isis Taylor Jane Burgess Lisa Ann Nikki Nova Nina Mercedez Rachel Roxx Rebecca Jessop :cool:
  38. Elwood70

    ★★Voting for Miss FreeOnes 2010 has OFFICIALLY started!★★

    Thanks!!! I could sure use one....
  39. Elwood70

    ★★Voting for Miss FreeOnes 2010 has OFFICIALLY started!★★

    My votes for today: Brynn Vyndetta Chica (Chicas' Place) Eva Angelina Jane Burgess Lisa Ann Mariah Milano Nikki Nova Nina Mercedez Rebecca Jessop Vicky Vette
  40. Elwood70

    How do you handle sarcasm?

    I don't "handle" sarcasm.....I live,breathe and embrace sarcasm.
  41. Elwood70

    Top 25 Horror Movie Rules

    ...not if you burn 'em right.:D
  42. Elwood70

    Top 25 Horror Movie Rules

    ...or burning them to a motherfuckin' crisp.
  43. Elwood70

    7.0 Magnitude Earthquake Hits Haiti

    For those that want to help in the USA, Text “HAITI” to "20222" and $10 will be donated to relief efforts, charged to your cell phone bill.
  44. Elwood70

    STDiva needs your advice. Again.

    "The band Elw-I mean, STDiva...the band!!!!
  45. Elwood70

    No....thank you.... ;)

    No....thank you.... ;)
  46. Elwood70

    A soldier wakes up to reality and speaks truth

    Damn,I always miss all the good ****....
  47. Elwood70

    Bel Air huh? Sweet....and thanks........

    Bel Air huh? Sweet....and thanks........
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