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  1. Elwood70

    BUT...Are You Happy???

    I'm not being depressing,I'm being honest.......you asked.:cool: Yes I am,and that is in fact good.
  2. Elwood70

    BUT...Are You Happy???

    Nope. The only thing that could be remotely construed as "good" is that there's less bad. ...but not much less.
  3. Elwood70

    BUT...Are You Happy???

    Fuck no.......
  4. Elwood70

    This anti-smoking bullshit is getting out of hand. Big time!

    You do know who pays for those commercials,right? Tobacco companies,as part of a settlement with the U.S. Government.
  5. Elwood70

    ★★Miss FreeOnes 2010 - Voting for the 2nd round has Officially started!

    Oh,****...I didn't vote today!!!!:eek: Until now...:D Nina Mercedez Nikki Nova Miss Hybrid Those three lovely ladies go without saying at this point-almost-,the last two are officially up for grabs.:D
  6. Elwood70

    i want a shirt that says

    I want one that says "Keith Richards for President" on it,with a picture of Keith from about 1972 done in the style of a one-dollar-bill.... *Looks down* Whoa!!!! Where the fuck did that come from!?
  7. Elwood70

    What are you listening to right now?

    Rolling Stones-"Can't You Hear Me Knocking"
  8. Elwood70

    Evan Bayh is not running for re-election

    Originally Posted by roronoa3000 If only we could've elected McClane :D
  9. Elwood70

    ★★Miss FreeOnes 2010 - Voting for the 2nd round has Officially started!

    So,then you just.... :cool: ;) How 'bout just some random ****? Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!!!! :cool:
  10. Elwood70

    ★★Miss FreeOnes 2010 - Voting for the 2nd round has Officially started!

    Now that my dear,is exquisite...... Todays' votes: Miss Hybrid Nina Mercedez Nikki Nova Sandra Shine Lisa Ann
  11. Elwood70

    The only "mob" thread you need to know about

    There is no "mob" in Chicago. They call it "The Outfit":cool:
  12. Elwood70

    The official "Mob" thread.

    I realize it's supposed to be somewhat tongue-in-cheek,but it seems to represent some degree of self-consciousness about being fans of porn and porn stars. If it's an attempt to be self-deprecating,it's not working,at least not to me. Joking or not,I refuse to be referred to as "Pathetic"
  13. Elwood70

    The official "Mob" thread.

    Can we come up with another name besides "Pathetic"? It's just so......pathetic.
  14. Elwood70

    The Anti-Valentine's Thread

    Please take a moment to remember those less fortunate than you on this Valentines' Day.When you're in love,it's like Christmas,when you're alone,it's the longest day of the year.
  15. Elwood70

    Happy valentine's day !!!!!

    Please take a moment to remember those less fortunate than you on this Valentines' Day.When you're in love,it's like Christmas,when you're alone,it's the longest day of the year.
  16. Elwood70

    ★★Miss FreeOnes 2010 - Voting for the 2nd round has Officially started!

    Nikki Nova Nina Mercedez Miss Hybrid Lisa Ann Lisa Sparxxx
  17. Elwood70

    Would You Wear A Mariah Carey T-Shirt To An AC/DC Concert?

    :1orglaugh :1orglaugh The funniest thing is the link to the official Mariah Carey website at the top....
  18. Elwood70

    Would You Wear A Mariah Carey T-Shirt To An AC/DC Concert?

    Of course I would...why not?
  19. Elwood70

    ★★Miss FreeOnes 2010 - Voting for the 2nd round has Officially started!

    Lisa Ann Sara Jay Nina Mercedez Nikki Nova Miss Hybrid :cool:
  20. Elwood70

    ★★Miss FreeOnes 2010 - Voting for the 2nd round has Officially started!

    Lisa Ann Sara Jay Nina Mercedez Nikki Nova Miss Hybrid :cool:
  21. Elwood70

    Who is your number one favorite porn star?

    :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh That's great!!! Butt-head with the Evil Spock facial hair....
  22. Elwood70

    ★★Miss FreeOnes 2010 - Voting for the 2nd round has Officially started!

    Vote time!!!!! Nina Mercedez Nikki Nova Miss Hybrid Lisa Ann Sara Jay Trying to be unpredictable......
  23. Elwood70

    ★★Miss FreeOnes 2010 - Voting for the 2nd round has Officially started!

    Me. . . . . . . . . . . . . Hey,it was worth a shot......:cool:
  24. Elwood70

    'Jessica Simpson was like sexual napalm in bed,' reveals John Mayer

    How is "sexual napalm" a good thing? It sounds to me like a killer strain of chlamydia.
  25. Elwood70

    Sesame Street has now been besmirched!

    What the fuck is Elmo doing there?Johnny-come-lately motherfucker.... ...and it should be Cookie ******* in the back...he always did have a thing for chocolate....
  26. Elwood70

    ★★Miss FreeOnes 2010 - Voting for the 2nd round has Officially started!

    Damn,she's fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine...:cool:
  27. Elwood70

    ★★Miss FreeOnes 2010 - Voting for the 2nd round has Officially started!

    Not from me,Hon... Nina Mercedez Nikki Nova Miss Hybrid Lisa Ann Lisa Sparxxx :cool:
  28. Elwood70

    ★★Miss FreeOnes 2010 - Voting for the 2nd round has Officially started!

    I voted for tonight,but I'm hesitant to post them.....
  29. Elwood70

    This Is What I Woke Up To

    An update: THE CITY OF BALTIMORE HAS IMPLEMENTED PHASE III OF THEIR SNOW PLAN... WHICH MEANS THAT ONLY EMERGENCY VEHICLES ARE ALLOWED ON THE ROAD. WIND GUSTS OVER 40 MPH ARE OCCURRING THROUGHOUT THE AREA... COUPLED WITH FALLING HEAVY SNOW AND BLOWING SNOW... PRODUCING WHITE-OUT CONDITIONS...
  30. Elwood70

    Smokers: What's Your Brand?

    Marlboro Reds...it's all Jimmy and Keith's fault.
  31. Elwood70

    ★★Miss FreeOnes 2010 - Voting for the 2nd round has Officially started!

    I'm just biding my time until I can vote again,listening to the wind howl through Baltimore,and lamenting the lack of replies to me on Twitter....... :D Edited to add:...and I'm fuckin' bored
  32. Elwood70

    This won't end well........................

    See,this is what happens when you watch Jackass while fucked up in one way or another....
  33. Elwood70

    ★★Miss FreeOnes 2010 - Voting for the 2nd round has Officially started!

    I'm gonna ***** goooooooooood tonight. Thanks. :cool: P.S.-this was post #1600,and boy was it worth it.......
  34. Elwood70

    This Is What I Woke Up To

    Driving in the snow is fun.Seriously,I love it,especially with a 5-speed.
  35. Elwood70

    ★★Miss FreeOnes 2010 - Voting for the 2nd round has Officially started!

    Nikki Nova Nina Mercedez Lisa Sparxxx Lisa Ann Miss Hybrid
  36. Elwood70

    ★★Miss FreeOnes 2010 - Voting for the 2nd round has Officially started!

    That's easy:Never rat on your friends,and always keep your mouth shut... :D .....oh ****, sorry....wrong Mob
  37. Elwood70

    ★★Miss FreeOnes 2010 - Voting for the 2nd round has Officially started!

    Not trying to,just stating a fact.
  38. Elwood70

    Babes showing the Middle Finger / Women Flipping the Bird

    Re: Middle finger Evidently,quite a few: Middle Finger
  39. Elwood70

    ★★Miss FreeOnes 2010 - Voting for the 2nd round has Officially started!

    :D Nothing specific,just an expression.
  40. Elwood70

    ★★Miss FreeOnes 2010 - Voting for the 2nd round has Officially started!

    Remember? Yes,we can't forget ...we get "reminded" so often (nonstop) Give a tin ****? No.
  41. Elwood70

    The official "Mob" thread.

    ...more like Altamont.:cool:
  42. Elwood70

    The official "Mob" thread.

    I'm not one to too my own horn,so I'll just post a few others' comments about me from elsewhere: :D
  43. Elwood70

    ★★Miss FreeOnes 2010 - Voting for the 2nd round has Officially started!

    Good morning to you as well,Miss Hybrid..:cool: (P.S.- That doesn't count;you get a vote either way :D )
  44. Elwood70

    ★★Miss FreeOnes 2010 - Voting for the 2nd round has Officially started!

    ****,I forgot: http://twitter.com/Elwood72 Return or send....:D
  45. Elwood70

    ★★Miss FreeOnes 2010 - Voting for the 2nd round has Officially started!

    A challenge: First OCSM to return a tweet gets a vote.
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