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  1. Elwood70

    Country Music Sucks

    ...or Steve Earle..:D ;) :cool:
  2. Elwood70

    Country Music Sucks

    If memory serves me correctly,it was uppers. Johnny was trashing hotel rooms long before it was cool.......:cool:
  3. Elwood70

    Should poor people not be punished for a DUI?

    Well,it sounded good on paper.....:D ..and yes,I know better......a LOT better.
  4. Elwood70

    Should poor people not be punished for a DUI?

    They must not be that low income if they can afford that much *******.
  5. Elwood70

    Country Music Sucks

    "I shot a man in Reno,just to watch him die ...." Yeah,I'd say so....in fact,I'd go so far as to say he's OG. :cool:
  6. Elwood70

    Best massage ever!!! :D

    It worked just fine ova here.....the whole site that is......
  7. Elwood70

    What would you do if you came home to this one day?

    A better question would be what wouldn't I do?
  8. Elwood70

    If you were of the opposite sex, who would you think is the sexiest ever?

    The same people I do now. Changing genders doesn't automatically mean changing preferences....
  9. Elwood70

    Random Statement Thread II

    This is fucking awesome... http://http://www.facebook.com/pages/MY-******-SAID-IF-I-GET-ONE-MILLION-FANS-SHE-WILL-NAME-HER-BABY-MEGATRON/333067975442?ref=mf
  10. Elwood70

    Howard Stern Goes Off On Star Of Film "Precious"!

    Not me.I can't stand 'em. ....but I looooove Howard.:cool:
  11. Elwood70

    Sons A Bitches

    I'm willing to bet that the **** was there long before the road was....
  12. Elwood70

    ★★Miss FreeOnes 2010 - Official Round 3 Thread! Only 20 Girls are Left!!★★

    Re: ★★Miss FreeOnes 2010 - Official Round 3 Thread! Only 20 Girls are Left!!★★ My vote: Nina Mercedez ....again.:cool:
  13. Elwood70

    Its now going to be hisEXslave.. its over

    ...more like threefold....
  14. Elwood70

    Lenka Spolnikova / Lenka Kopalova

    Re: Busty Czech student Lenka: a star is born "Address Not Found".......
  15. Elwood70

    ★★Miss FreeOnes 2010 - Official Round 3 Thread! Only 20 Girls are Left!!★★

    Re: ★★Miss FreeOnes 2010 - Official Round 3 Thread! Only 20 Girls are Left!!★★ Nina Mercedez has my vote for every evening...:cool:
  16. Elwood70

    The problem with STDiva is...

    He doesn't share his Hennessey.
  17. Elwood70

    Ugh! What's up with porn stars and tattoos?

    :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh HA!!!
  18. Elwood70

    Its now going to be hisEXslave.. its over

    Agreed,that's the first thing I'd do.... Thank you.
  19. Elwood70

    Miss Hybrid

    Yahoo group... http://ca.groups.yahoo.com/group/MISSHYBRIDFANCLUB/
  20. Elwood70

    Am I the only member that exists?

    POTW,right there....
  21. Elwood70

    Jesus Christ is a Liberal

    Nice to know there's still some of us left....
  22. Elwood70

    Any Woman would would like to be my friend

    Begging is not usually a way to impress the ladies.....
  23. Elwood70

    Anybody Thirsty?

    I don't think "thirsty" is the word I'd use.....
  24. Elwood70

    Naked Girls Get Interrupted

    Anyone invoking the five-second rule.
  25. Elwood70

    It's official: An asteroid wiped out the dinosaurs

    :d:d:d :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh HA!!!
  26. Elwood70

    Seriously, what's the deal with non nude sites?

    Meh,it's good for what it is... I didn't either until recently,and I still don't get the worship...I think it's an age thing.....:D Bring it on Like I said above,it's good for what it is... .......but GoodFellas is better.:thefinger
  27. Elwood70

    There are a lot less pornstars around here lately.

    I did... Just sayin'...
  28. Elwood70

    Worlds most offensive joke

    Damn,if I had a nickel for every time this video has been posted on this board,I could give some to Eva Angelina so she could pay her phone bill and still have some left over for ....pretty much everything.
  29. Elwood70

    Bojangles fried chicken.

    I agree.I just fry my own........in bacon grease.
  30. Elwood70

    ★★Miss FreeOnes 2010 - Voting for the 2nd round has Officially started!

    Nina Mercedez Nikki Nova Miss Hybrid Mariah Milano Lisa Ann :cool:
  31. Elwood70

    RIP.....King Richard.....never forgotten

    RIP.....King Richard.....never forgotten
  32. Elwood70

    I've got a t-shirt with that exact pic on it...wear it all the time.

    I've got a t-shirt with that exact pic on it...wear it all the time.
  33. Elwood70

    What are you listening to right now?

    "Honky Tonk Women"-Rolling Stones :cool:
  34. Elwood70

    Do you smoke cigarettes?

    Yes. ...and I enjoy it very fuckin' much. Before I hear any of the bullshit about how it's going to **** me,let me say:I don't care.
  35. Elwood70

    20 photos that will permanently damage your soul

    Meh,I've seen worse. At least half of them are probably fake anyway....
  36. Elwood70

    How do you clean a mattress? Stain, odor, smell...

    Here's a serious answer: Berkebiles' 2+2 Gum Cutter and a cigarette lighter. Remove mattress to safe area outside Ignite lighter,making sure to hold away from face,and towards stain-but not downwards. Spray Gum Cutter toward flame. When mattress ignites,get the fuck out. Buy new mattress
  37. Elwood70

    ★★Miss FreeOnes 2010 - Voting for the 2nd round has Officially started!

    I voted.... ...but I'm not going to post for whom because: It's pretty much the same choices it's been all along (you know who you are):cool: No one seems to give a blue perpendicular fuck what I think anymore,if in fact they ever did. None of this has anything to do with whatever ongoing...
  38. Elwood70

    ★★Miss FreeOnes 2010 - Voting for the 2nd round has Officially started!

    I'll tell you what "pointy head" is-or at least what I think it is-,if you'll translate what the fuck you just wrote.... :cool:
  39. Elwood70

    ★★Miss FreeOnes 2010 - Voting for the 2nd round has Officially started!

    I've got one vote left...:D Correction: I had one left,and I just gave it to Devon Michaels....
  40. Elwood70

    ★★Miss FreeOnes 2010 - Voting for the 2nd round has Officially started!

    Nikki Nova Nina Mercedez Lisa Ann Miss Hybrid
  41. Elwood70

    Favourite Movie Quotes

    Simple and to the point: "Hail,hail rock-n-roll"
  42. Elwood70

    ★★Miss FreeOnes 2010 - Voting for the 2nd round has Officially started!

    Votes for tonight: Nikki Nova Nina Mercedez Lisa Ann Miss Hybrid Mariah Milano Is this getting too predictable yet? Should I change it up?I fear I'm being taken for granted.... :D
  43. Elwood70

    Best ass white girl

    ..and why did you refer to it as "ghetto booty"?:confused:
  44. Elwood70

    ★★Miss FreeOnes 2010 - Voting for the 2nd round has Officially started!

    Last vote went to Mariah Milano :cool: .....until later tonight when I can vote again. :D
  45. Elwood70

    ★★Miss FreeOnes 2010 - Voting for the 2nd round has Officially started!

    Nobody yet.......:cool: Is that another pic personally selected just for me?:D
  46. Elwood70

    ★★Miss FreeOnes 2010 - Voting for the 2nd round has Officially started!

    Today's votes: (New time :D ) Lisa Ann Nina Mercedez Nikki Nova Miss Hybrid. One left...... Hmmm........:cool:
  47. Elwood70

    ★★Miss FreeOnes 2010 - Voting for the 2nd round has Officially started!

    Changing my voting routeen...that is when I vote,not who I vote for.....:D :cool: Miss Hybrid Nina Mercedez Nikki Nova Lisa Ann Lisa Sparxxx.
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