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    UFOs!!!

    No need to panic everyone! Credible sources say that the recent UFO's sightings in China and Moscow are actually top secret U.S aircrafts paying a visit. The fruition of project Area-51. ;)
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    Man almost arrested for taking photo of his ******** in public

    It's just a case mis-understanding that's all. The police thought the man was a stranger, but when they found out he was the ****** of the ***, they let him go. And everyone lived happily ever after. ;)
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    What Everyone Is Too Polite to Say About Steve Jobs

    hahaha true dat. if they don't wanna work for cheap, India will :1orglaugh I'm just glad it's not the other way around, as I'd rather be master than slave... and it will pretty much stay that way unless China can defeat communism. but I don't see that ever happening :1orglaugh
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    Pornstars born in 1993

    ooh la la... they are getting younger and younger hehe :D
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    What Everyone Is Too Polite to Say About Steve Jobs

    I'll be the first to abolish ***** labor in China. Lets Assassinate the Chinese president and bring down Communism once and for all!! Strike the snake at it's head.. Hu's with me? :D
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    Hyaundi Cars

    Multiple Hyundai recalls for brake lamps and rust issues affect nearly 1M units http://www.hyundaiforum.com/forum/general-tech-help-5/huge-hyundai-recall-rust-brake-lights-6251/ ;)
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    A Fat Ass v A Big Ass?

    Well I think Black women have biggest ass, and require big black dicks long enough to reach the good bits. Asian women have flat ass because their men don't have long dicks. That's the theory of evolution, I guess lol.
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    Americans in Europe

    I think European girls are way too sexually loose. Asian and Middle Eastern girls are very oppressed. Sex is looked down in those society. American girls are just right. Not too loose, and not too oppressed
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    What is/are your favorite(s) porn movie

    Me love you long time series.
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    Welcome back babe! ;-DD

    Welcome back babe! ;-DD
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    MILF getting ravaged.. who she?

    not velicity. This girl has tatoo on top right shoulder
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    What is it in the Canadian water?

    Canada is part of North America. I see no difference in how the people look.
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    Hyaundi Cars

    Hyundia's are poor man's Toyota ;)
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    What happens to all the furniture in porn?

    They mostly use sheets to cover the sofa before having sex.
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    CIA’s not-so-secret secret

    Missiles are go!! It's time to **** some home grown terrorists hehe :D
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    Nastiest thing you've ever seen in a porn?

    Belladonna getting punched and ate ****. Or so I heard
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    MILF getting ravaged.. who she?

    sorry about the bad quality :hairpull:
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    Americans in Europe

    Not sure about other countries but last time I took a trip to Asia, all the females there seemed willing to clamour all over my cock.
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    Sexy Bubble butt Brunette

    WOW!!! :hairpull:
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    Most overrated film of the 00's

    I just think foreign movies with subtitties are usually reviewed more favourably because people who watch it want others to think they're Worldly. When in fact they're actually watching pretentious artsy fartsy. :1orglaugh
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    Most overrated film of the 00's

    District 9 is the MOST overrated crap ever. And here's a GREAT reason why :D http://notesfromahack.blogspot.com/2009/08/district-9-is-overrated.html
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    U.S. > Italy Exchange student Amanda Knox : An Innocent Angel or Cold Blooded Killer

    Re: U.S. > Italy Exchange student Amanda Knox : An Innocent Angel or Cold Blooded Kil This guy makes her look like a beautiful angel.
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    Who's the Nastiest, sluttiest, YOUNG pornstar?

    http://photos.freeones.com/b_babes/Blue_Angel_003/html/photo_008.shtml
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    Who's the Nastiest, sluttiest, YOUNG pornstar?

    My vote goes to Blue Angel http://www.freeones.com/html/b_links/Blue_Angel/ This girl looks like she was born to take big cocks. You name it, she's done it. And she always so eager to do it. Sometimes it's hard even for me to believe a girl so young can be so slutty. To her it's just like...
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    The Whale That Ate Jaws

    The Megalodon will eat this whale for breakfast
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    Who has the biggest porn collection?

    You little streamer :D:D
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    Bruce Lee's One Inch Punch

    The real reason Bruce Lee died was because Chuck Norris ****** him shortly after filming "Enter the Dragon" It was said that Bruce sustained serious internal injuries from which he never recovered. :D
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    Steve Jobs is dead

    Gates is cool. Windows 7 rocks :D
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    Bruce Lee's One Inch Punch

    LOL sorry I thought the post read "Bruce Lee's one inch penis" dirty mind :1orglaugh
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    Ebay - May Their Greed Destroy Them

    In North Korea, there's Wongbay :1orglaugh
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    The 2011 Nobel Prize in Literature goes to Swedish writer and poet Tomas Tranströmer

    Re: The 2011 Nobel Prize in Literature goes to Swedish writer and poet Tomas Tranströ Steve Jobs will get one for technology
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    BEST orgasm scene you've EVER witnessed in Porn?.. here's mine

    I meant his pussy buttquaked all over his cock. ie it creamed his dick :surprise:
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    Astonishing photographs which capture the American landscapes as never seen before

    Re: Astonishing photographs which capture the American landscapes as never seen befor I wish to live in America someday. it's the most diverse country geographically spanning from Northern to southern hemisphere. and 4 times more arable land than the next two biggest country combined. It's a...
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    Who has the biggest porn collection?

    hehe My future porn collection will be In the Clouds :D
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    Who has the biggest porn collection?

    Meh, that's nuttin'. My Hard drive is bigger than yours: :D
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    A "pornstar" name!.

    funnist pornstar name: Ivana Fuckalot
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    BEST orgasm scene you've EVER witnessed in Porn?.. here's mine

    Many Terabytes of experience :D
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    Steve Jobs is dead

    All Great Legends die young.. RIP Steve Jobs. I'm going to buy 3 iphone 4s as a tribute to the Great Man. And I will stop masturbating on this very very sad day :(
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    BEST orgasm scene you've EVER witnessed in Porn?.. here's mine

    I loose internet in Cytheria because she cums too much lol. I think she's a natural cumwhore though.
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    Who has the biggest porn collection?

    120 megabytes
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    Why is Japanese porn FUCKING censored?!!!

    "Why is Japanese porn FUCKING censored?!!!" Because blurring it makes small Asian penis appear up to 70% larger :D Seriously though, the West should import Japanese girls to make video.. treat them to a big black cock (or white) hehe :D
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    Young blonde American pornstar

    I've seen her before, but just can't remember her name.. :brick:
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    Cassette tapes are coming back

    because it takes minutes to wind to the next track. :cthulhu:
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    Cassette tapes are coming back

    Is it iPod Compatible? :D
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    BEST orgasm scene you've EVER witnessed in Porn?.. here's mine

    For me I've seen plenty of orgasm scenes BUT if I had to choose ONE best scene it would have to be McKayla Matthews doing Lexington Steele in Mission to Uranus. Her pussybutt quaked all over his cock, and That's what I call a REAL orgasm scene, not the Cytheria squirting crap you see nowadays. :D
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