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Asians and Indians have shrimp cocks. Even their Pornstars are micro-soft :D

hahah too true! I think people are afraid that they'll be throwing their hotdog down the hallway. And Heidi would say "I've had better sex!" But truth be told, if they were in the same room as her, their dicks won't be able to resist :D

LMAO!:1orglaugh That quote has made my day! :elaugh:

HAHA I've prepared for that eventuality :1orglaugh Sometimes, I'm looking for that 'Hotdog down the hallway' experience, if you know what I mean ;)

She's FINALLY Single after a decade, and 3 ********. I'll be first in line. Anyone next? sign up here hehe :D

Re: How'd you react if your GF during sex said "Your Dick is much smaller than my ex" If you can learn to live with it, you can be a bigger man. Trust me it's not easy, but takes practise.

My girlfriend for some reason told me that, her ex-boyfriends were a lot bigger than me!! :1orglaugh And this was when I was screwing her from behind I think maybe I asked her if I was big enough, and told her to TELL THE TRUTH! I got SO turned on that I came immediately :D Would you be angry...

It's a deleted scene Still want to choose the haunted house? Thought not

So Yall aint scared of this:?!:surprise:

Well I'm talking about a REAL Haunted house, not those fake tour guided ones. The Haunted house near our place is really haunted, and many old people have ****** this story along from generations.

Can't tell you where, but imagine a neighbourhood like Syria during the war.

Wish 1: Big dick Wish 2: Big dick Wish 3: big dick

But what if the Ghost tries to **** me?

Which one would you dare to do? My friend has dared me to ***** in this well known haunted house. Either that or walk through a gangster infested neighbourhood. so I want to know your opinion which is worse? I'm kind of afraid of ghosts :eek:

Anyone know of Fedor in his prime can beat Alister? Sorry I'm not much of a MMC expert:dunno:

Have you tried Googling? Go to Google.com

Chilli. It's hot for something.

Me long time no talk, no?

Imagine this protest in China.. :D:D

I can't see what the fuss is about. Condoms or not, a BIG FAT penis will still be pounding the pussy for all its worth!! Makes no difference if its covered by a 0.00001" clear rubber

Many websites went black yesterday. From what I know, once you go Black you never go back :D

Facebook because all my friends in Asia uses Facebook.

I fall ****** easily after pootang :D

Madonna! Because I think she's still a Virgin hehe :D

Is she a pornstar? :dunno:

Hongkong is alright, except for the pollution and population density. And it's only gonig to get worse. Dubai makes HK look old.

Can't **** Dubai too much. They're America's lapdog. It's the most modern western city in Asia, and has long overtaken Singapore, and Hong Kong.

Not all men, only those with BBC (big bad cock). I've never seen any Asian/Indian men show them off.. I think it's because it's quite small. Just looking at East Asian porn, I kind of feel sorry for the girls on shrimp dicks :1orglaugh

Forgot her name :hairpull:, but I know she's a pornstar

Iran and the Middle East will keep China and Russia in Check from expanding. And vice versa. They're surrounding each other:1orglaugh. 1.8 Billion angry Koran thumping Muslims doesn't bode well for Asia's future. They're going to 'take care' of each other, clean their backyard so to speak :D And...

Because it's healthy. It has meat and vegetables.

Is She looks familiar. Any ideas? :dunno:

Re: Any scenes that has PUSSY FART? She don't find it embarassing for her, just for me LOL. Depends. Some girls find it embarrsing. :dunno:

Re: Any scenes that has PUSSY FART? Missy Monroe farted a LOT with Ramon. Big dick basterd!

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Spexy, I think you're being a bit too serious here. No-ones gonna cut off clits or fry labias for lunch ;) and I DO love my lady very much, so I will ask for her thoughts in this before I even consider proceeding. Care to ask her if she wants to test my theory? :D To present my case, I've...

Everything should be taken in Moderation. Even water; if you drank 10 gallons a day, you'd burst!

I'll just have to make sure I FUCK her silly till I get bored, BEFORE I loosen her up, wont I? :D Oh I wouldn't be so sure about that. There is something called permanent elastic fatigue which means Once stretch beyond its limit it will remain that way - loose ;)

That's a myth to keep women's ego intact. It's like saying to men, size doesn't matter..BUT OH YES IT DOES!! I think there are plenty of loose vaginas out there. Otherwise Vaginoplasticy, where they tight it up, would not exist. ;)

Let's be clear on one thing. I do NOT want her to experience pain through the process. I still love her very much, but just want to loosen her up a bit. It's more so that I want her to NOT feel pleasured when or if she cheats on me. I guess I'm selfish that I only want to remain her first and...

LOL, funny but a bit TOO small! I was thinking some wider than a 2L Pepsi bottle :D

This thread seems a bit racist to be honest. Considering that America is made up of Blacks, Whites, Asians, Latinos and just about every other race in the World... so all these races are dumb? :dunno:

without fucking a baby out of her? :dunno: I'm just wondering if any guys here have some experience. For instance will getting her to wear a EXTRA large dildo for a Week, cause it to happen? I don't want her to go cheating on me... if she has a loose Vagina, it's less likely that will happen...

America's got 200 million ARMED citizens. Watchout!!

Didn't they (America) invented internet? :D

What about the Moon Landing Conspiracy? Does anyone think it's Real? I mean America landed many rovers on Mars, but that's easy stuff compared to reaching the Moon. ;)

Well that's easy. The Most Corrupted nations from Least to Worst: http://www.worldaudit.org/corruption.htm

I only watch East Asian porn when the women take Big Black cocks. There are a lot of Japanese girls banging black dudes. Small dick just don't do it for me, unfortunately. You can tell the girl either is bored or over-acting to compensate for the small ones. :cthulhu:

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Happy New Year! here's a toast to everyone from my party, CHEEEERS! :clap: