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Legit, yo.

Waaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!! :crybaby: :rofl: :thefinger Stop throwing the attitude around. You have the attitude because when you were young and pretty people forgave you the attitude because you were young and pretty. Now you're no longer young and pretty the attitude isn't permitted because...

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Who?

Now that's just weird.

I wanna bite the tip and rip it off and then ***** the owner to watch while I peel it back like a mushroom, put some grated cheese on it, cook it and feed it to my ***.

The local hobo always does it for me. Literally. And figuratively.

I remember a friend of mine drove us down to a capital city for a party. All he had to sober up before driving home was a pear we found in the glovebox. Hero.

1: Connect speakers to laptop. 2: Turn volume UP. 3: Disco.

Well we all knew it was coming. Still funny, though.

I knew I should have put Win7 ultimate on... (yeah yeah, I know, Linux is better. But remember; I'm a R'tard).

Charity begins at home. Otherwise it's a scan. The Muslim's had it right with the Medina state idea.

Been there, done them, got the herpes.

Wait, white women are the collective property of white men? In that case, I'll go there; It's nice to see my items of property interface well.

Shoot her in the forehead. That way you'll have a new hole to fuck and in a week all of her will smell funny so you'll just get used to it.

Gays aren't people; they're cutie pies!

By which you mean the rich of European countries support each other in times of the poor's need? He also didn't answer wether he was bullied at school, instead stating that he never bullied anyone. Hey! I like Coors light! Admittedly I also like Top *** volleyball movies...

PERFECT post :bowdown:

Or you could call me a pedant and tell me to fuck off :thumbsup:

It really shouldn't be a non-issue? Why not?

So how did they get the money off the EU? They would have had to have been in cahoots with the leaders of the teutonic/etc countries...

He has a point. The only issue being if he should one day be proven innocent (yeah, I know, dubious. or, to immitate his surname, Dubois).

Sponsored by Al-Penguin publishing ltd?

Hope they don't bitch at me. One woman is bad. Two would be insufferable.

Hasn't this been proven fake? :tinhat:

My partner woke up to find me in a tremendous sulk and couldn't figure out why. If he read this he'd understand...

It flips Windows up that you thought that you had gotten rid of. So if you were having a self gratification session while looking at a pic of one of your partners friends downloaded from facebook and you thought you had gotten rid of it...

Seems good to me.

So my new laptop came preinstalled with two virusses (virii?); Windows 8 and Mcaffee. How do I get rid of Mcaffee adware when the free trial expires and what should I replace it with?

You spelt retarded wrong.

Who cares what size they are? I can eat a million big Macs and they won't equal the taste of a gourmet burger. Be with a girl for- Oh wait this is a porn board. "I've had her"

Your husbands stale sperm. Brb washing face.

Dewd, you mean marathon. As om ,aratjpm sex session with your dude Bailey.

Losing all your porn is the perfect excuse to broaden your horizon into furvertism and naked 3 year olds. 34 year olds. Even. Honest!

I like them off when I'm fucked and to the side when I'm fucking.

OP needs more arsenic.

Well I just google image searched you and I have proof otherwise. Your move.

Wikipedia asks it's users to donate. That makes you a Capitalist for citing it :Mad: Tell me about hte last time you chose to support failing corporations in your "Capitalist" country.

Oh, you managed two Mid-Eastern men with international assistance? Only one of them a dictator? Well then hold on while I **** myself laughing... By which I mean change my tune. Your post is so weak I feel no need to respond further.

Russia has some good points like... ...**** lemme get back to ya.

Dear Mariah: Just because you lke a cock in the arse doesn't mean we all have to accept your sexual preferrences. Sincerely -Philbert

What battleships (plural)? Also, aren't the Europeans gay, according to americans? You're right; the Catholic church has no rivals within the Christian faith, the Serbians are ascendant and the Mongols remain a ***** to be reckoned with today. As for China... The 'states are diverse. Their...

When I had the idea to create this thread ZOMG BURN THE JEWS a little candle appeared over my head. Nobody is saying I'm stupid but most people get a light bulb and a comma should really have appeared somewhere at some point in this sentence already but the longer this sentence goes on without a...

Your wife.

Fuck off

Fuck off Fuck off Fuck off

Mariah Milano? You're birth name?

But facts? Are his speeches filled with facts?

Clement Attlee