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Cheating.

So if your tablet is plugged in by your bed, you're using a battery powered vibrator for sex?

You mean miss reviled by all the English as pretty awful for leaving A&E cases lying on waiting beds for 24 hours after accidents?

Wasn't he a terrible author? Anyhoo, R.I.P.

I concur; the shutdown hurts U.S. credibility.

Atheists rejoicing because God hates Christians? :Wtf: - - - Updated - - - Atheists rejoicing because God hates Christians? :Wtf:

When I watch my pet gimps go at it like syphalitic teenagers I sneer in disgust.

:wtf:

Pics or GTFO

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Re: Actual pic/vid that made you cum today? That's so **** a teenage boy wouldn't fap to it. And I know; I'm 14.

Me.

Nice generalisation. Care to back it up?

We should all be scared of america because they performed so well in WW2. And Vietnam, Bosnia, Somalia, Iraq, Afghanistan... Typical redhead :scared:

:scream:Moooooooooooooooooooooooommmm...:scream: :rubbel: :sex:

I'd rather cum on his face.

The moment my Win8 crashes I'm putting Win7 ultimate on. Why? Because I'm too stupid for Linux.

:thumbsup: :yesyes:

I am a penis.

Paging Zdenka...

I would say that you're ****** in porn, but that's quite obviously not true. Oh you sneaky double.... :clap: Very good.

Holy ****, who is that?

Fuck the Zdenka off.

This thread makes me want to punch toddlers.

I'm not your witness.

If by "date" you mean butcher, skin and wear their skin as an overcoat that I ****** their ***** to sew, then yes.

Yours.

Yep.

Soggy biscuit game? :yummie: - - - Updated - - - Soggy biscuit game? :yummie:

Walk with your back to the walls.

The economy represents the overall. The wealth is rising from the poor to the rich, just as in the '80s. So those that think that a strong economy is a sign of a healthy country, need to think again.

Marry me. I want your babies.

What is love?

Ferry Corsten/System F/Gouryella. All the same guy, part of bizzare inc.

Filths. (Fillies I'd like to fuck) Now fuck off.

I'm cool; I was rick-rolling in the '80s and I speak Jive.

/homo sapiens

Jill Dando. Too soon?

I also dislike this phenomenon.

People have a right to keep their voting habbits secret. It's in the interest of a healthy Democracy.

Elaborate for the benefit of the ignorant regarding Mr Moore, please.

This would be a great idea if they also threw in a minimum wage increase.

Fuck off.

You think that's bad, Britains espionage agencies contracted their comms out to... wait for it... Huawei! A Chinese company. Good job the Chinese don't make a habbit of hacking other countries and can be completely trusted with information...

I use hookers as toothbrushes.

Yeah, but the flag and her tits flapped the same way in the breeze, which makes me think something really funkay is going on with the mooons core...

Until the body is nice and cold and stiff...

:scream:ZDENKA!:scream:

e-cig? Get a free tampon with that?

I like her. End of gripe.