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  1. Elwood70

    Happy 4th to the Americans! Here's some pictures to help celebrate with a BANG!

    Now that the 4th is over; can we start taking our independence and "freedom" back!? I'll be waiting...
  2. Elwood70

    Is This Chick Hot?

    Not to me...but that's what's great about opinions.....:cool:
  3. Elwood70

    Anderson Cooper is Gay

    I seriously can't wait for the day when bullshit like this isn't even sort of an issue... :rolleyes:
  4. Elwood70

    What pisses you off?

    As someone who's been um-employed for almost a year; I tend to cling to whatever realistic optimism I can find.
  5. Elwood70

    Eva Angelina's Glasses

    Any pics of her with the glasses; and without a cock in her mouth?. :rolleyes: Believe me... I know....from both perspectives....
  6. Elwood70

    The Tragically Hip vs Rush

    The difference is; that's not rock...that's Rock -N-Fuckin -Roll :cool:
  7. Elwood70

    Is Camila Giorgi the hottest female on the planet?

    No; because it's obviously Aria Giovanni. :cool: See how opinions are? Don't get me wrong; she's beautiful....and I don't say that about blondes too often....
  8. Elwood70

    Andy Griffith is dead. :(

    He may have ****** from this world physically; but he'll never truly die. You know how I know? ...because every time I see his name, I start to whistle.... and you all know what I'm whistling. RIP Andy Griffith; and thanks for helping to launch "Opie's" career.
  9. Elwood70

    Mile High Club

    ..last time I was on a plane was when I was 13 so, no. I did have a *** and **** though.....
  10. Elwood70

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Actual pic that made you cum today Believe it or not; most people work by necessity, not by choice.
  11. Elwood70

    What are you listening to right now?

    The beginning of "garage rock" - the one that started it all... 7Vae_AkLb4Q P.S....am I the only one who hears this and can't help but think of Belushi?
  12. Elwood70

    Is "Dexter" as good as "The Wire"?

    The Wire....but neither one is better than Homicide-Life On The Street....
  13. Elwood70

    Lupe Fuentes in jail? Got info on this?

    If it turns out that she's guilty; I wonder how it'll be treated in the eyes of the public - and here - as opposed to say, Jerry Sandusky.....Just sayin' (and yes; I put the "Just sayin' " in there just to possibly annoy people..... ;) )
  14. Elwood70

    Is "The Departed" as good as "Goodfellas"?

    No. Nothing is better than GoodFellas. (Try to hide your shock at my reply.) That's funny; considering the one person who would matter in this case completely disagreed: Henry Hill. (It's also funny that the **** smilie is coded as "baconsalt" )
  15. Elwood70

    Is getting punched in the face better than not getting punched in the face?

    As long as they swing first; and make it a right. That way; it's their fault when I beat their ass nine ways to Sunday, and I still get free re-constructive dental work.
  16. Elwood70

    You think James Deen is fucking Lindsay Lohan yet? (pic)

    I'd love to go on a bender with her...... then bend 'er...... :cool:
  17. Elwood70

    Words forever tainted because of porn

    You guys need to step away for a bit. ;)
  18. Elwood70

    $1,000 a Week for Life Lottery

    I'm happy for the ***. Here's hoping he makes it through the "invincible" stage; and goes on to a long and happy life.
  19. Elwood70

    Gianna Michaels / Gianna Micheal / Gianna Rossi / Gianna Nelson / FTV Becky

    I'd hang with her anytime.......despite the fact that I'm not tall enough for her.
  20. Elwood70

    do you still stop the ice cream truck?

    How is it that someone didn't already do this? : i2RKWJD5ops
  21. Elwood70

    I try not to think about things like that. I have enough trouble ******** as it is...

    I try not to think about things like that. I have enough trouble ******** as it is...
  22. Elwood70

    do you still stop the ice cream truck?

    When I was a ***;the driver in my neighborhood really did pull that "watch how fast I make these little motherfuckers run" ****. AND drove an extra block. Asshole.
  23. Elwood70

    From Penn State to the state pen

    Sandusky's allegedly on suicide watch: http://www.cnn.com/2012/06/23/justice/pennsylvania-sandusky-trial/index.html .....maybe those "watching" could look away...just once....
  24. Elwood70

    What is the optimal temp?

    Indoors: 68-72 Outdoors: Cool enough to need a light jacket; but I also like spring/summer. Hot girls...less clothes.
  25. Elwood70

    Texas *** Beats ********'s ******** to Death

    I'm surprised that there's people defending this "person" that was caught red-handed committing this horrible act. First of all; read the links: The authorities decided not to charge the man with a crime - he'll never go in front of a grand jury. Second; the tape (or transcript) of the 911...
  26. Elwood70

    Geek Zodiac

    Ninja/Samurai. Epic.
  27. Elwood70

    Why do people flock to The Olive Garden?

    Okay; but please more posts like the previous "angry" one........during one of those moments, of course.
  28. Elwood70

    Milf vs Younger woman (non-milf)

    I don't like 'em old enough to be my ***.....:D ...which was the original definition of "MILF", btw...
  29. Elwood70

    Why do people flock to The Olive Garden?

    Awesome...:rofl2: Goddammit..... P.S. you have got to change your name to "Angry Bob".....
  30. Elwood70

    Texas *** Beats ********'s ******** to Death

    Well; the world hasn't gone completely crazy... No charges...
  31. Elwood70

    who is your favourite milf?

    Re: which cougar pornstar would you fuck if she lived next door??? They're not old enough yet.... Maybe in a few years; when my conquest of the world is underway....
  32. Elwood70

    who is your favourite milf?

    Re: which cougar pornstar would you fuck if she lived next door??? ...with too many cubs.
  33. Elwood70

    Why do people flock to The Olive Garden?

    Because: 1. They don't live near a city with an authentic neighborhood known as "Little Italy" or 2. They do live near it, but are too chickenshit to go to the city. Olive Garden is about as Italian as fuckin' Taco Bell is Mexican... I don't think Olive Garden is bad, just bland
  34. Elwood70

    Texas *** Beats ********'s ******** to Death

    I don't think a ***** ******** even begins to qualify as a "man".
  35. Elwood70

    Hangover Ratings!!!

    I don't ***** like that anymore...
  36. Elwood70

    Gianna Michaels / Gianna Micheal / Gianna Rossi / Gianna Nelson / FTV Becky

    Looks fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine to me; but I guess I'm biased.... :D
  37. Elwood70

    Octomom

    I think this is an example of people judging her for who she is - and what she's done - as opposed to judging her solely on her looks. Granted; I've seen better in my local 7-11...but I've seen worse on this very website.
  38. Elwood70

    Boycott

    This; a million times.
  39. Elwood70

    Rodney King Is Dead At 47

    Maybe this is "too soon"......but what about Reginald Denny ? Don't remember the name? Didn't think so....
  40. Elwood70

    Texas *** Beats ********'s ******** to Death

    :rolleyes: :facepalm:
  41. Elwood70

    vegetarians on the board?

    A civil discussion of a hot-button issue!?!? On Freeones!?!? 2012 is real.
  42. Elwood70

    Sweetest Alexis

    Ha!!! That's fucking GREAT!!!
  43. Elwood70

    Texas *** Beats ********'s ******** to Death

    I agree with this; and I'm quite certain that it would be true in 95% of the U.S.
  44. Elwood70

    shorter/smaller than Little Lupe, new dominican porn girl weighs just 95lbs

    I'm going to save those pics. That's probably the last time anyone will see her looking so innocently naive; before the bitterness and cynicism take hold.The broad smile will become ******...the eyes will become void of emotion. Keep us posted on her.....
  45. Elwood70

    Hot off the press! I've got photos of Yurizan Beltran doing Anal for the first time!

    Re: Hot off the press! I've got photos of Yurizan Beltran doing Anal for the first ti Depends on who talked her into it....and I have no doubt in my mind that someone did.
  46. Elwood70

    Hot off the press! I've got photos of Yurizan Beltran doing Anal for the first time!

    Re: Hot off the press! I've got photos of Yurizan Beltran doing Anal for the first ti Meh...
  47. Elwood70

    Health scare..

    Brightest Blessings comin' your (note the correct usage ;) ) way, hon......
  48. Elwood70

    Was Black Sabbath With Dio Better Than Black Sabbath with Ozzy?

    No. It ain't Black Sabbath without Ozzy. The "doom and gloom" was intentional. That's what happens when you rise from the burnt ashes of failed "flower power" and basically invent a whole new genre of music.
  49. Elwood70

    Has your favorite team (any sports team) ever made a trade that was an epic win?

    I'd say this qualifies: (This one's for you, Stan...:D ) http://espn.go.com/page2/s/list/trades/010716.html
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