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  1. Elwood70

    Road Rage

    If I get pulled over with a loaded *** in my car; the beatdown I'll get from the police is worse than almost any road-rage.
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    Win All-Expense Paid Trip to New York to have Dinner with a Porn Star!

    I'd enter; but I'm fucking broke.
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    Why is it that every single travel forum I see is like this in terms of race? (yup)

    Re: Why is it that every single travel forum I see is like this in terms of race? (yu Goddammit; can't we all just get along?
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    Broken heart or broken bones?

    Yeah; right.... any more sweeping judgements you want to make? Maybe about race? I don't have a fucking heart left; but I guess that doesn't matter because I'm a guy right? Gimme a fucking break.....
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    Hiding Your Stash On The PC?

    It's also "just life" that you stand up for yourself. If she doesn't like or accept porn; that's one thing, but to try to hide your obvious enthusiasm for it is deceitful.. If she has that much of a problem with it that you feel the need to hide it; maybe why is the issue.....
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    Hiding Your Stash On The PC?

    Grow some fucking balls. You're a full-grown man (I hope).
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    Broken heart or broken bones?

    I've managed to get through 41 years of my life so far without breaking a bone; but I'll still take that over a broken heart any day. At least with a broken bone; the ***** will help you heal. Sorry to hear it STDiva.....
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    Daredorm - fake?

    Why is this even a question? All porn is bullshit...... it's just a question of to what degree it's bullshit.
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    Share your information about a porn star!

    **** Hon; this is why I don't use my real name....
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    who is your favourite milf?

    Re: MILFs / Mature Women Holy ****; who is this!? She's fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine......
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    How Much Are You Really Interested in Porn?

    I'm not as interested as I once was; and I now actually find myself being rather blase about most of it.....
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    Favourite Denzel Washington Movie?

    Training Day. "Motherfucker shot me in the ass....."
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    I am thinking about becoming a Cam Model..

    Yeah; because we all know that all men think the same....
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    Hundreds Of Teenagers Crash Walmart For Late-Night Food Fight (Video)

    I blame the Internet.....no, seriously. The propensity of the 'net to have anything at your fingertips now has helped ****** a culture where there's no such thing as "attention span" , and no more patience. The result is almost as if time has been sped up.
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    Breaking News: Riley Steele (UPDATE)

    Re: Breaking News: Riley Steele calls it quits (Video) Is it just me; or does she seem really fucked up?
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    Hundreds Of Teenagers Crash Walmart For Late-Night Food Fight (Video)

    It's Wal-Mart. Therefore; I don't give a blue perpendicular fuck.
  17. Elwood70

    What are you listening to right now?

    The evolution of a great song. From this: dkftesK2dck to this: Tlou_2lMLAc :cool:
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    Scary Movie vs Blazing Saddles

    ...or if Richard Pryor had been allowed to be the Sherrif? He helped write the movie......that part was supposed to be for him.
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    Hee hee...play that card, willya?....;)

    Hee hee...play that card, willya?....;)
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    Woman Anal Fucked Soo Deep She ***** Up her Meal!!

    I call flat-out fucking bullshit.
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    What porn stars have had their pubic hair lasered off?

    Hearing the word "laser" in the same sentence as "pubic hair" makes me shudder...as does calling it "baby smooth", for two different reasons... BTW; why isn't facial hair on guys considered "upper pubes"? They both arrive at the same time...for the same reason.... I'd love to get the laser...
  22. Elwood70

    Is "Raising Arizona" as good as "The Big Lebowski"?

    Where's the other one? ...but I still know more lines from The Big Lebowski than I remember from Raising Arizona. It's a great movie, though - one of my favorites.. ...take that as you will.
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    Want to know what porn star your girlfriend looks like?

    Jessica Alba looks soooooooooooooooooo much better as a brunette.....
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    5 Years of Tormenting Members -- Where has the time gone?

    Congratufuckinlations, Petra......now.......sandwich, please? :D
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    Official checked Star Member thread

    I haven't looked at this thread in a while - and I'll be goddamned if I'm going to read 167 fucking pages of it.....so I'll just say welcome to all of the new members....:cool:
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    Would you accept to be a girl for a while ?

    Easier? No. Different; yes.
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    Is Donnie Brasco better than Goodfellas?

    What is this "Goodfellas" of which you speak? I mean; I've heard of GoodFellas.......:D
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    Summerland Tour!! :D

    First concert? Lynyrd Skynyrd Tribute Tour. 1987. 55,000 people singing "Free Bird"; because the band played it sans vocal. out of respect for Ronnie. Best concert? Aerosmith for the Pump tour. I saw them twice.....got a thumbs up the second time from Joe-Fuckin'-Perry during "Back In The...
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    That's just fucked-up beyond words......I can't begin to imagine the hatred that goes into...

    That's just fucked-up beyond words......I can't begin to imagine the hatred that goes into something like that.
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    If you could resurrect anyone actor who would it be?

    Richard Pryor........Chevy Chase (when he was still funny)....word association......:cool:
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    Is Kim Kardashian as pretty as Salma Hayek?

    (I can't fucking believe I'm replying to this ) No; and I'll tell you why: Kim Kardashian is pretty; but Selma Hayek is fucking beautiful..... that's all there is to it. :cool:
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    U2 vs Insane Clown Posse

    I like one song by U2; and even I can say this: Why the fuck is this even a question?
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    Should Van Halen Play Halftime At The Superbowl?

    Remember when David Lee Roth was the bad guy?
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    If you could resurrect anyone actor who would it be?

    "Duel against"? more like "kick their ass"....if Bruce didn't die; we'd be making all those "Chuck Norris" jokes about him
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    If you could resurrect anyone actor who would it be?

    The Wild Bunch and Death Wish FTW.... ...don't forget ........"No ****, Pepsi"... They can't be found on YouTube because of NBC.........
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    If you could resurrect anyone actor who would it be?

    ...before there was Chris Farley; there was John Belushi.
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    Movies you don't understand how anyone can NOT like.

    The "Evil Dead" trilogy. pFriRcIwqNU
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    Is "Paranormal Activity" as good as "Halloween"?

    I'm 41; and the original Halloween still creeps me the fuck out......
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    Top 25 Rejected Movie Roles

    Frank Sinatra and John Wayne both turned down Dirty Harry....
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Actual pic that made you cum today Um.....YEAH!!! :D How could I not?
  41. Elwood70

    Anderson Cooper is Gay

    ...and, consequently, make money... both for himself and his employer. I don't know if Will does (probably not); but I do: He has a job. He has a well-established career; and he at least appears to be happy. Good for him.
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    What pisses you off?

    Half the fuckin' threads in the "Freeones Talk" section.
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    Who should be the next Red Rep Club member?

    What the fuck is the 'red rep club'? Seriously, one of you motherfuckers clue me in..... I have no fucking idea; so I just voted without my glasses on.
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    If you ran the major sports leagues...

    The only one I feel qualified to comment on is.... MLB 1. Pete Rose in the HOF 2. Get rid of Bud Selig; replace him with Earl Weaver, or someone of equal magnitude who loves the game first and foremost..... 3.All "steroid era" players otherwise eligible, no HOF. 4. NO DH. 5. All real goddamn...
  45. Elwood70

    Best compliment to pizza?

    Look at me and give me rep!!!! ;)
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    Best compliment to pizza?

    **** with pizza was okay for me- at one time - but now; my preference is my homemade sweet iced tea. ...unless I have a Pepsi Throwback or real Coca-Cola.....
  47. Elwood70

    14-year-old refuses implant unlike her ****** and four sisters (PIC)

    Thanks; you just eliminated my need to post in this thread... Huh? What?
  48. Elwood70

    Voluptuous women hips, thighs, waists, legs

    Damn...right when I think I've heard it all.... :rolleyes:
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