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Man, you just do NOT know how to have a good time. Smashing things is FUN! Think of all the crashing! And the glass flying everywhere! And the way the light would catch all of the pieces and shine so beautifully! And all of that musical tintinnabulation of glass shards tinkling across the...

You and your B boobies have no reason to be depressed. There are many of us who greatly appreciate (and lust after) all three of you! :D

Well, it's the thought that counts! :)

Mandy Flores Harley Spencer's Deliciousness Briana Lee, MF Spexy Ashleigh Andi Land Lucy OHara Callista Model ...? Seven noms? Isn't this usually underway at five? Wow, looks like there's gonna be a lot of folks in the running this week.

Paragraph? I think that's about two fucking sentences. Paragraphs are the least of this guy's worries.

I think even most of the mid-range designer colognes use a lot of different scents. And often there's more there than is listed on the bottle. Sadly Escape has been discontinued, well the original version anyway. You can still find it places, but apparently it's a new version that's different...

Seriously? That's, like, the best Calvin Klein aftershave out there. It's nice and light smelling. A little sweet smelling, but not too sweet. Not musky. And it doesn't leave a bitter or sour taste on the skin, which is important. :yesyes: It's a mix of eucalyptus, melon, juniper, grapefruit...

Tea. Because ***** is for pussies. :dunno:

Serendipity (and the various words derived from it) are quite good. They refer to finding something worthwhile by accident, which is always nice and lends to the appeal of the word. I'd put it up there with flabbergast! :D Oh, and I had no idea I had to nobabe "the iceberg"... *sigh*

Doesn't everyone buy toilet paper in bulk? What, are some of you planning to stop shitting at some point? FYI, generally that only happens after you die. And I do mean after, since post-croaking you tend to get one more off before you're entirely done.

Neither do you. Now why don't you come on over here and I'll fuck you in the ass. It'll make you feel better! :D

Again, I SMELL AWESOME! I shower twice a day, I wear anti-antiperspirant gel, and I wear a lovely aftershave! I am ****** fucking immaculate! Just to be clear, "HappyHapyJoyJoy" isn't spelled anywhere close to "assari" so there is no excuse to mistake the two. Not close. At all. I smell great.

I think I've heard that name that dare not be spoken before, but have no idea about the person in question. Definitely before my time. Scoff! Scoff I say! Wait, do people actually say scoff, or do they just do it? Either way, I spend a lot of time and effort denying my assholish nature so that...

I'm wearing Calvin Klein's Escape... so I smell awesome! :D

And that's just the tip of the iceberg (and, rather serendipitously, that's a pretty good nipple metaphor).

Huh. I wasn't even aware that Briana hadn't been here that long. Regardless, from what I heard he had a meltdown awhile back, and is now medicated and goes to a psychiatrist. It, by the way, does not seem to be doing him a world of good. Well, generally you get ironic nicknames from asshole...

But... but... I was told that was adorable! :bawling:

Pfft! Like I'd get them enlarged. I had them moved to my back so they wouldn't get in the way! I mean, that's just common sense, isn't it? :dunno: *looks at avatar* ... wait, what nose!? :confused:

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Mm. The antisemitism, the racism, the misogyny, the boot licking. He doesn't exactly have a lot of good posts. What's amazing is that I've heard that he used to be a decent poster before I showed up here. Apparently he had some kind of breakdown or something awhile back? I dunno... guy's messed...

Well... I am delightful! :D I assure you I am much more manly, and have had much less plastic surgery. Heck, I've only had my breasts done once!

Yeah, cool beans no doubt. Me and that guy have issues. Frequently. :D And though it's not my real name it is my real nickname. So there's that! :dunno:

I wonder how much of this is Deer In Headlights Syndrome. A lot of people suffer brain freeze when studio lights hit them and cameras start rolling. It's why even with some relatively intelligent *********** they tend to heavily script the questions and interactions on talk shows, because even...

Wait... you want to perform water ******* on me? :surprise: Wait... how did you know I was an albino dwarf!? :eek:

Nine Inch Nails - In This Twilight

I don't think I'd be worrying about Harley in that respect. That's entirely possible. It's just kind of important to remember that we live in a world where consent has become a scary enough issue that anything in that general vicinity can make a man's balls retract. Most guys worth a damn...

There's still some potential issues there that are going to have most men shy away from it. Without absolute knowledge that this is something that you'd want sprung on you it's always going to be kind of questionable. Knowing someone is okay with bondage is fine, but that doesn't necessarily...

No? Hmm... dirk, VV... so many viable options for asshattery... *sigh* :dunno:

Yes we are. And I shall nom Harley Spencer's Deliciousness. :yesyes:

So... it was you, wasn't it? :tongue: AND I TOTALLY DO NOT SMELL! I SHOWER TWICE A DAY AND WEAR ANTI-ANTIPERSPIRANT AND NICE AFTERSHAVE! I AM NOT ASSARI! :mad:

Well, with no discussion beforehand it becomes problematic unless there's an understanding in place previously. I mean, that's not something someone can just do without knowing it's something that's desired. Otherwise, you know, it's a very bad thing.

Never happened? Huh, that seems like a pretty easy one to make a reality. All you need is some rope and some free time... :dunno:

I am allergic to spider bites. :( They suck. So on the one hand that tag is stupid, but the other hand I'm in the tag and that's cool, on the other other hand (because squid I guess) my name is not happyjoy, so that kind of ruins it a bit.

And worse, in this type of scenario, where a guy is likely feeling self-conscious and insecure, that can also lead to things like jealousy, possessiveness and eventually *****. I've seen that happen.

Yeah, that's kind of why I'd want one. Because then I could totally just be, like, "Hey, I'm into this!" and could focus on that one thing and it would just be so... very straightforward. That appeals to me I guess because there often doesn't seem to be a lot of straightforward stuff going on in...

Intellectually, you rarely choose who you end up with. It's all chemistry. So people ending up with the exact opposite of what they're looking for happens all the time, to both women and men. Also, some of the nicest guys you know may very well not be some of the nicest guys to be in a...

That's something else. No idea what that's called. :dunno: Well, the one .gif that I wish I hadn't seen had a woman place something white and furry the size of a bunny or guinea pig on a desk, then put a small, transparent sheet of glass over it, then sat on the glass until, apparently, the...

My first impulse was to name names... 'cause I'm a bastard. :D Still, good enough. :dunno:

(...don't make that joke Happy... it's right there, and it's soooo obvious but for god's sake don't make that joke.... don't do it man... just don't do it... no good will come of it...) Ever so occasionally there will be a joke thread, and some of it will be funny. :dunno: That's mostly why I...

The plural of moose is moose. And when at all possible avoid moose. They are fucking assholes and may very well **** you, just because they are assholes.

:1orglaugh Yeah, the whole foot thing is so far outside my wheelhouse I have no idea how it's supposed to work. I think I seem to recall an OCSM talking about about how some of the foot folks wanted her to leave her shoes on, and some wanted her to take them off. So I guess it's a pretty divided...

Gratz on your first win Suraya! :thumbsup:

But wouldn't it just seem like massive feet...? :confused: Sorry, I was actually kidding. I just find clowns kinda dumb. I have seen a tiny bit of clown porn though. It was... also dumb. The least erotic thing I've ever seen would have to be "barf porn". I can thank 4chan for that. There was...

Nah, I'm not a foot guy. But Harley in one o' them rainbow clown wigs would send me over the moon... :rubbel: ... of course it would also aggravate my bone deep case of coulrophobia, but that's cool. I like being terrified while I masturbate. :dunno:

:yesyes: Methinks her photographer needs to buy himself some clown shoes, 'cause then maybe we'd get to see more of it! :D

You know what's the MOST embarrassing? Posting in an assari thread. I actually feel worse about myself for having done this. :(

Hey, hippies have some good **** and makes some decent food. :dunno:

I never ***** **** straight. Need to water that **** down with some ***...

Toronto? Go shopping/dining on Bloor Street, or at Kensington Market.