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In a photo of your butt with something on fire sticking out of it, the thing on fire is still far from the hottest thing in the photo.

Well, retro really just refers to reviving the past. There really isn't a time limit on it. It's usually used in association with the more recent past however, just as the more distant past tends to get associated with the word period instead... but that just common usage in both cases. My...

There's a photo set for that. No video though.

Wow... that's uh, that's... I don't know what most of that is. :surprise: Though I am somewhat keen on the idea of seeing you make silly faces... :D

Hmm. I'd suggest a strip tease, but you're anti-dancing, so I'm not sure that would work. You're pro-DP though, so maybe two vibrators?

How to Destroy Angels - A Drowning

No problem! :thumbsup:

Can I just point out... ... it's starting to look like most of the OCSMs here would pay to see it. Except maybe Mariah Milano. She'd probably pay to ***** you herself, Mason! :thumbsup: You might have a viable business here!

I dunno... I can picture people paying good money to see you being ******...

I thought you were the expert...? Might want to (if you'll pardon the pun) bone up or you're never going to get anywhere...

I can't wait for Roald to post the "Breaking News" thread for when this guy dies from autoerotic ************...

I'm starting to think assari is VV.

Wait, did... did assari just say that about someone else? Huh? Also, most teachers I've known socially have been juvenile alcoholics, so... yeah. I mean, there's exceptions to every rule, but VV seems to be the rule as opposed to said exception.

Of course, we could always have, say, a thread asking for FreeOnes to try and find that middle ground (maybe in the suggestions and comments section, since there is one and it would be a suggestion). But maybe a thread dedicated to calling out other users and asking for them to be ****** is...

No surprise here...

What's to get? That you're trying to use faulty evidence to prove your point, despite the fact that the evidence doesn't do that? No, we get it. You don't get it. You're the one who's talking about how easy it is to get guns in place where it is harder to get guns, all the while objecting to...

You know how he showed his *** license? Well to acquire that PAL he had to take a safety and training course and undergo a mandatory background check. And without his PAL, he can't even buy ammo, never mind a ***. That means ANY ***. Buying a restricted weapon (including ALL handguns) requires a...

Huh, you know I kinda **** heights, but that's never bothered me at all. I mean, you can't fall so... :dunno: ... never really provoked a negative reaction there.

Cool! :thumbsup: Rep for you!

Hmm. Interesting. Thanks for the info. :) I'm always very curious about this sort of thing.

You might want to check out some archive sites and see how much of it was saved and is still out there. For instance... http://archive.is/LEgm

Not if you don't know that you need to /nobabe something, and if you know that then /nobabe'ing it is pretty much as easy as an extra space anyway... :dunno: Oh, and this... ... could probably stand to have some details disclosed. And maybe some still shots! :D

Three easy steps: 1. Obtain a flux capacitor and some plutonium so you can generate 1.21 jiggawatts of power (avoid dealing with the Libyans if possible). 2. Travel to the future where they will likely have a bunch of science fictiony futuristic ****, since it's the future, and buy a bunch of...

But... they have Laser Tag! (or at least they used to, then they dropped it, then they got it back... don't know if it's still there)

Hey Mayhem, how'd your day go?

Why would I give a store the password to my porn zips? 'Sides which, I don't even have my porn in passworded zips, so there's no codes. It's all just sitting over there in a directory on drive F: ... At least, this is what I'm assuming this thread is about, because this is the Internet and so I...

Huh. It occurs to me that this is one of the few topics on this board that might actually benefit from assari's inanity or zdenka's dick obsession. I mean, nowhere to go but up, right?

That is unacceptable. That is unacceptable. Well, at least she's not all bad. :dunno:

I generally prefer to avoid ******** when possible. ... that said, It'd stick the names of the people who've wronged those I care about on a dartboard and let fate decide who takes the punch.

Aye. The summer solstice. Ahem... The summer solstice. Man, you have to /nobabe a lot of **** here...

Depends a bit. According to the almanac I looked at it was yesterday for the Western United States, and today for the Eastern parts.

How to Destroy Angels - The Space In Between

I really don't know what you mean by that. I'm referring to BBSes, the precursors to the Internet proper.

Bbs.

Please go learn to fly then. And no, I don't mean a helicopter or airplane. Just flap your arms, I'm sure you can learn how to make it happen. You said anything, right? If you need a place to practice I can probably point you to a few exceptionally high cliffs that would make for a good place to...

Wow, I really don't see where you're going with this. That was a brave and stunning confession though. I congratulate you on your honesty. :clap:

Re: Would you marry a PORNSTAR? Of course if he'd posted in one of the older threads he'd probably get **** from someone anyway. They've been dead awhile so there would probably be claims of thread necromancy. Seems like one of those situations where you're somewhat fucked no matter what you...

tiny bubbles > tiny dancers

Re: Would you marry a PORNSTAR? Softcore? Sure. Ex-hardcore? Sure. Current hardcore? Eh... maybe? :dunno:

Well, "pro" tends to mean evidence for affirmation... so I'm gonna guess that assari tested positive for HIV/AIDS. It only makes sense.

Ah, and here's some video shot from the Krupp Bagger 288 Trencher...

It's the Krupp Trencher. Largest land vehicle in the world. No video of it in action, but this has some more stills of it, and some facts:

You can certainly hunt goose with a bow, since they're huge. And yes, you can absolutely hunt pheasant with a bow. Well, I mean not you, because you're a pussy, but real men can hunt pheasant with a bow. I guess you might have a point about doves. You'd need a firearm to **** those scary...

Face it Sammy, you're just a pussy who's too damned incompetent to properly fire a bow. Guns in hunting take all the sport out of it. Nothing manly about that.

Too true. And you get bonus points for a Mel Clarke avatar... :D

Firearms are generally weapons not tools. They're only used as tools by sissies who can't figure out how to bowhunt like real men.

The Eternal Question... which is manliest: A ****** fuckin' jackhammer, or a badass chainsaw? V. ... which is manliest!? I know it's gonna be controversial, but Imma go with chainsaw. You don't hear millions of people going on about the Texas Jackhammer Massacre, now do you? Ash didn't...

It's also not as great as you may expect. Unless maybe you're ******** something that is REALLY going to stain and they're wearing something expensive and preferably white...

Mid? I'd rather wait until the application was finished thanks...

I think your math is off. It's probably more like your better 99.8%...