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  1. wolverine83

    How do breast implants feel to touch?

    That depends on the type of insertion they got for the surgery. If they get the standard, Keyhole insertion where they actually remove the nipple, then yes there is going to be a reduction in sensation. If they go from underneath and do the hidden, breastline insertion; then no, there will...
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    Wolveriene's OCSM of the Month for February 2011

    Not that anyone cares or anything, but I've been keeping track of our faithful ladies. I want to make a truly educated vote for Miss FOs next year so I'm keeping tabs, month to month. January would've been too soon to get numbers in - but here goes, every month, I'll keep track of the searches...
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    Nikki Nova

    Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread Hope you got my message from this past weekend and you are doing well, Nikki. 'Roid Rage Nikki is not an action figure I would like to partake in. Cheers and good health blessings to you.
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    Katy Perry

    despite the make-up less pic, fuck Russ and the marriage thing, if she rang tomorrow...like any bastard, I'd invite her in despite the consequence.
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    Miss Hybrid

    I don't know where these votes are going. I could only hope to stuff one thing into Miss Hybrid's box, but alas, I live across the Atlantic and am a mere mortal and she, a goddess. One can only write poetry on such things.
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    FTV Hot

    Penthouse Pet, Jamie Lynn ftw!
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    Porno titles that should exist, but don't.

    Ass Captain & the Boobs of Teena Lipoldino
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    Porno titles that should exist, but don't.

    Conan the Anal Destroyer Furrest Hump Friday the 13th: Jason Takes Tera Patrick Hairy Sack Jones and the Temple of Poon Hairy Sack Jones and the Ass Crusade Hairy Sack Jones and the Cumming of Krystal Steal The Facial Network Scatman Begins April Flowers: The Pornstar Who Fucked Me April...
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    Porno titles that should exist, but don't.

    Hairy Twatter and the Prisoner who got Asspacked
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    State of the Union

    sorry, I'm having trouble breathing over here. I'm allergic to all the left and right wing bullshit. I love how they both admitted in their speeches that they fucked America out of its budget surplus in 2000 because of all the shoddy spending, bad loan practices, and general thievery they...
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    Dylan Ryder

    Just featured her on my website: http://index-of-beauty.blogspot.com/2011/01/dylan-ryder.html
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    A HUGE Thank you from Mariah Milano!

    I'd try my damnedest just to sit and have a ***** with her.
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    FTV Renna / Renna Ryan / Renna Ryann

    Sadly she is no longer shooting for her site and going back to school.
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    A HUGE Thank you from Mariah Milano!

    :thumbsup: alas, I'm not on the trip schedule sigh :) but as long as you keep up the beautiful pictures and the candid candor with your fans, I think you'll be fine.
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    Jinxypie

    It's about gd time she has a profile here.
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    Anne Hathaway

    Rep to you sir. :lol:
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    Anal fisting Queen

    I know it's not her but I think Bonnie Bon takes this crown hands down.
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    What pisses you off?

    Where do I begin? 1. Bad Drivers 2. Idiots 3. The fact that Freeones constantly reminds me I will never ever get to meet any of the beautiful women enshrined here. 4. The fact that said beautiful women wouldn't be caught dead on even a movie date with me. 5. The fact that I had cancer. 6. The...
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    Anne Hathaway

    I literally about shot my load in my pants when I read this news today. Anne is a huge ********* crush for me.
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    It's About to Get a Lot Less Pink Around Here.

    I can do that. As long as your comfortable with a guy missing some equipment...I had cancer 7 years ago.
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    It's About to Get a Lot Less Pink Around Here.

    How long is a long time? As far as taking orders, I'm good at that.
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    It's About to Get a Lot Less Pink Around Here.

    Can I be your fuck stick? Oh, um...it wasn't a question. Nevermind.
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    It's About to Get a Lot Less Pink Around Here.

    :clap: :thumbsup: Now back to the :boobies:
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    It's About to Get a Lot Less Pink Around Here.

    ::sits in the corner and eats Fritos:: welcome to 2011 people.
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    I dig the new avatar

    I dig the new avatar
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    vodkazvictim

    Neg rep ftw.
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    Guys, do you do any manscaping?

    Just like I don't like lettuce on my tacos, I don't think my women want lettuce on their hotdogs.
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    vodkazvictim

    Wow this thread is a real molotov ********. :rofl: Now, I say let's get out the torches and pitchforks. It's 5:30 somewhere...it's bitch-rapin' time. Sorry couldn't resist the Predators movie quote.
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    Etiquette with OCSMs (aka those smoking hot girls that post on this board willingly)

    Re: Etiquette with OCSMs (aka those smoking hot girls that post on this board willing don't threaten me with a good time ;)
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    ★Miss FreeOnes Round 3! December 16th to January 1st!★

    I'd love to have some munch on your carpet. Can I bring a toy or three?
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    ★Miss FreeOnes Round 3! December 16th to January 1st!★

    Congrats to all the ladies who made it into Round 3. I especially want to thank Nikki Nova, Mariah Milano, Miss Hybrid, Taylor Stevens, Jinxypie, Play With Alisa, and Vanilla DeVille for all their interaction during this fun little contest. See you around the boards, ladies.
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    Etiquette with OCSMs (aka those smoking hot girls that post on this board willingly)

    Re: Etiquette with OCSMs (aka those smoking hot girls that post on this board willing The squeaky wheel always gets the grease. That's just the way it is. 99.9% of the time, the guys who claim to know the model, doesn't. Since they are models, they get told how gorgeous and how ugly they...
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    Miss Hybrid

    I stuffed four in your box everyday for Round 3. Glad we got to speak. Glad you're sticking around. Hopefully, we can do an interview or something sometime.
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    What is THE BEST Antivirus program? Why?

    I'll second that. Currently use AVG and have never had any problems with it.
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    Steve Lightspeed's prank about Tawnee Stone

    Re: R.I.P. Tawnee Stone (1982-2010) I wonder if this is her twitter account: http://twitter.com/tammysaris
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    2011 Predictions

    I predict alot of OCSMs will stop talking to us after January 2. some ********* will get naked in Playboy. The Chicago Cubs will not win the world series...again. (yes, I'm a cubs fan) and somebody in some government somewhere will do something stupid, again. Next.
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    Etiquette with OCSMs (aka those smoking hot girls that post on this board willingly)

    Re: Etiquette with OCSMs (aka those smoking hot girls that post on this board willing I say we find all these assholes and ******* them like that dude in the movie Hard Candy. After we're done, I say we get all the OCSMs, Mods, and all the board members and have a nasty orgy and some alcoholic...
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    ★Miss FreeOnes Round 3! December 16th to January 1st!★

    As a 7 year cancer survivor, you are young and strong and will come through. Cancer was a huge blow to my self-esteem as I lost a testicle. I was 20 and still a virgin. I thought women would never touch me after that. However, I came through and have had girlfriends and have been married and...
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    ★Miss FreeOnes Round 3! December 16th to January 1st!★

    All I want for Christmas are boobs. Please post here accordingly.
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    Do You Play The Guitar?

    No, I play harmonica. Blues.
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    Wolverine's Unofficial Miss OCSM Members Only Freeones Contest Thingy

    guess this thread is forgotten, so forget it. Maybe some other time.
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    Wolverine's Unofficial Vote Tracker Thread, etc.

    All of my work and such has been transferred over to this thread: http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?p=5212817 I'd appreciate the leap if you would
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    Wolverine's Unofficial Miss OCSM Members Only Freeones Contest Thingy

    Thanks for the info Greg. It popped up when I was adding tags from a drop down list. As for the questions: What's the point? A different alternative that's members only and it's completely transparent on who's voting and who's not. No anonymous voters. The voting tabulation for members is the...
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    Wolverine's Unofficial Miss OCSM Members Only Freeones Contest Thingy

    Love you, too Spleen. You're welcome, Tia. Rizwano - your vote has been recorded.
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    Wolverine's Unofficial Miss OCSM Members Only Freeones Contest Thingy

    Here is your list. Deauxma has been added at my discretion, and is the one lone exception to the above rules - as she was only 5 posts away from 300 to reach this list. Her current spike in activity on the boards was the cause for this slight bend in my rules. Tegan Brady, Busty Merilyn, and...
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    Wolverine's Unofficial Miss OCSM Members Only Freeones Contest Thingy

    As promised to those who've been watching my tracker thread, I thought I'd have my own little mash-up of the current Miss Freeones competition just for shits, giggles, pictures, and the ladies. There's been a lot of disgruntled folks over the way votes go so I figured I'd do the experiment and...
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    Wolverine's Unofficial Vote Tracker Thread, etc.

    I don't have the money, a passport, or probably the correct "size" to satisfy.
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    Wolverine's Unofficial Vote Tracker Thread, etc.

    No, no. Naughty girls get well...ahem...Christmas sausage.
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