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  1. Ace Boobtoucher

    Trump's Lawyer Jay Sekulow is a "Lawyer"

    That's PRESIDENT Trump.
  2. Ace Boobtoucher

    Illegals ****** a ***** in school

    Double **** post, Pepe Lepew. A fourteen year old cannot have consensual sex, you fucking asshole. The fact that they're illegals means that it wouldn't have happened if they hadn't been here in the first place. You are a statutory **** apologist and should be mocked, ridiculed, and ignored by...
  3. Ace Boobtoucher

    Trump is now selling arms to terrorists

    Fuck you, Pepe Lepew.
  4. Ace Boobtoucher

    I'm Black

    Has your cock ratted you out to the police? Because that's the blackest thing it could do.
  5. Ace Boobtoucher

    lol @ lower courts *Based SCOTUS ReinstatesTravel ban*

    Every day I **** up and there's not a Clinton or Obama in the White House makes me wanna do a dance. JfVRmXDJ9p0
  6. Ace Boobtoucher

    lol @ lower courts *Based SCOTUS ReinstatesTravel ban*

    It will be a great Puddin' Wrasslin' Thursday fo sho.
  7. Ace Boobtoucher

    SCOTUS Smack Trump's down on immigration : 9-0

    http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?925673-lol-lower-courts-*Based-SCOTUS-ReinstatesTravel-ban* You suck at life, Pepe. I am referring to you as Pepe from now on because like Pepe LePew you have no self awareness and you don't realize how much you suck.
  8. Ace Boobtoucher

    Flint Michigan has airport issues

    You bet, Pepe. They've had nothing but democrats running Flint and Detroit for so long (50+ years) they've developed Stockholm Syndrome and wouldn't recognize good governance if it ran up and grabbed them by the pussy. They only blamed the governor for this bullshit mess because admitting...
  9. Ace Boobtoucher

    Trump is like a black cat for workers

    Worry about your own fucked up president, Pepe.
  10. Ace Boobtoucher

    Post Your Best Relationship Advice

    Talk nonstop about steam locomotives.
  11. Ace Boobtoucher

    Show your pets!

    My sainted ****** has taken to leaving milk out for five feral cats that hang around the front porch. I'll get a picture of them when they're not too skittish.
  12. Ace Boobtoucher

    Post Your Best Relationship Advice

    And always leave the seat up.
  13. Ace Boobtoucher

    Post Your Best Relationship Advice

    Also, make sure to mention to your paramour that nothing turns you on more than men with tits or porn produced by Joey Rivera.
  14. Ace Boobtoucher

    SCOTUS Smack Trump's down on immigration : 9-0

    I'm still trying to figure out the fucked up syntax in the thread title.
  15. Ace Boobtoucher

    Hot Fitness Model Rebecca Burger Dies By Whipped Cream Can Explosion

    Junk food will **** you. Literally. Rest in peace.
  16. Ace Boobtoucher

    Post Your Best Relationship Advice

    PICS, mang. We need pics. Some more good relationship advice: If she asks if a dress makes her look fat, tell her "yes." Women appreciate honesty. Farting and stuffing her head under the covers is always a crowd pleaser. Box up all the clutter she leaves in the bathroom and donate it to...
  17. Ace Boobtoucher

    i feel betrayed and like a fool

    I think everyone should post pics of girls they suspect may be the mystery woman involved.
  18. Ace Boobtoucher

    i feel betrayed and like a fool

    Semi-annual bump for this dumpster fire. WE NEED CLOSURE!!! And pics.
  19. Ace Boobtoucher

    Post Your Best Relationship Advice

    http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?770453-i-feel-betrayed-and-like-a-fool&highlight=feel+ashamed+fool There's some solid advice in this thread, too.
  20. Ace Boobtoucher

    Post Your Best Relationship Advice

    A hundred dollars goes a long way towards solving all relationship issues.
  21. Ace Boobtoucher

    Better Call Saul

    Jimmy's manipulation of those old ladies was pretty fun to watch, too.
  22. Ace Boobtoucher

    Better Call Saul

    Dat whole "You don't matter to me" bit Chuck gave Jimmy really resonated with me. Do you think anyone will pull him out of the fire? And yes, I stared at Kim's ass.
  23. Ace Boobtoucher

    lol @Democrats

    Courtesy of Sean Spicer:
  24. Ace Boobtoucher

    Kamala Harris: Making the case for Sharia Law in the USA

    Greatest match in the history of the WWF. 1KkQJz7AiZs
  25. Ace Boobtoucher

    I'm back.

    Jana Miratsuova or something, yeah.
  26. Ace Boobtoucher

    Paris has serious traffic issues

    I haven't been paying much attention. What's the body count for ramadan so far this year?
  27. Ace Boobtoucher

    Who is the greatest Batman?

    Will Arnett
  28. Ace Boobtoucher

    Kamala Harris: Making the case for Sharia Law in the USA

    She was great in the WWF (WWE now).
  29. Ace Boobtoucher

    Illuminatii, chemtrails, lizardmen, conspiracy theories, nanotechnology and other horseshit.

    I can't wait for some asshat to claim the congressional baseball practice shooting was a false flag.
  30. Ace Boobtoucher

    *Breaking* GOP congressman Steve Scalise shot at baseball game

    That's fucked up and you know it. By all accounts Gabby Giffords is a decent person. You suck ass. At least quote it correctly, fuckwit.
  31. Ace Boobtoucher

    *Breaking* GOP congressman Steve Scalise shot at baseball game

    This is the first time I will disagree with you, so mark your calendar. He showed obvious signs of Trump Derangement Syndrome. Also, James Woods won the internet again today.
  32. Ace Boobtoucher

    *Breaking* GOP congressman Steve Scalise shot at baseball game

    Wow. You're not even trying to cover up your derangement. You suck. Even when Gabby Giffords got shot by that nutjob I didn't wish for it to be worse than it was. Stay classy, asshole.
  33. Ace Boobtoucher

    *Breaking* GOP congressman Steve Scalise shot at baseball game

    I for one do not envision all fo board libs as *********. They lack any type of fortitude; intestinal or testicular.
  34. Ace Boobtoucher

    Howard Stern: Teacher and student

    His browser history is so full of men with tits that every link he adds is chock full of transtesticle malware. Will loves cock.
  35. Ace Boobtoucher

    Dear Leader's Approval Rating Just Hit a New Low

    Who the fuck are you writing about? Everyone knows Obama was "Dear Leader." Or "Stompy Foot." Or "That Fucking Muslim In The White House." Trump is and always will be "Cheeto Jeebus." Get your head out of your ass.
  36. Ace Boobtoucher

    Porno Dan, Boothbabe and WillE Worm come into a bar...

    I like how that trickle of ***** comes out at the end of the gif. Nicely done. Was that from 'Drawn Together?'
  37. Ace Boobtoucher

    Watergate 2.0 in Progress

    Yeah, but is Comey a fart sniffer?
  38. Ace Boobtoucher

    Watergate 2.0 in Progress

    Comey: I don't understand why I was fired. *Watches tape of his own Senate hearing* Comey: Oh yeah, I understand now.
  39. Ace Boobtoucher

    Watergate 2.0 in Progress

    The 4 things Comey let us know today: 1) He’s a coward. 2) He ****** information. 3) President Trump never told him to stop investigating Flynn. 4) Trump was never and has never been under investigation.
  40. Ace Boobtoucher

    Saudi soccer team refuses to observe minute of silence for the London ****** victims

    Well you believe everything Alex Jones spews so what does that say about you? Don't answer. Everyone who's read your horseshit posts knows you think logic and reason are cheating, you fucking lunatic.
  41. Ace Boobtoucher

    Watergate 2.0 in Progress

    upload image online free Good Christ, he looks like he enjoys the smell of his own farts. I bet that motherfucker eats cabbage every day.
  42. Ace Boobtoucher

    Christy Mack / War Machine story

    Cock smoker is sentenced to life. Eligible for parole in 2053. https://www.facebook.com/topic/War-Machine/154079448073064?source=whrt&position=1&trqid=6428468198273479337
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