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  1. Ace Boobtoucher

    Emmanuel Macron channels his inner Napoleon

    Yeah, no. I'm going with the Anti-Christ angle.
  2. Ace Boobtoucher

    Emmanuel Macron channels his inner Napoleon

    AntiChrist messaging aside, he stated he wants to rule France/and the pathetic EU as if he were Jupiter. That doesn't strike you as crazier than anything The Donald has EVER said?
  3. Ace Boobtoucher

    Emmanuel Macron channels his inner Napoleon

    https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=8&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwjyx5P_k4HVAhVNw2MKHeUlB1AQFghLMAc&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.unsealed.org%2F2017%2F07%2Femmanuel-macron-consolidates-power.html&usg=AFQjCNGv4FsIK5_Ln2H01NLHHieaYIZSVg...
  4. Ace Boobtoucher

    i feel betrayed and like a fool

    From the Ed Hardy collection?
  5. Ace Boobtoucher

    What would you rate Gracie?

    Damn it. Stop bumping this with your shitposts. We get it. You like her.
  6. Ace Boobtoucher

    NFL '17 Season Thread

    Not to mention them trying to copyright or trademark "Go Hawks!" Which has been a thing at Iowa since before the Seahawks even existed. Cock chuggers. On a side note, what kind of shape is Aaron Hernandez in? This should be his year.
  7. Ace Boobtoucher

    i feel betrayed and like a fool

    $100 is a princely sum.
  8. Ace Boobtoucher

    Queen of spades

    Yeah, your psychological problem. Sure. This thread needs a mercy *******.
  9. Ace Boobtoucher

    This is CNN

    He's clearly blowing the head off of a CNN reporter.
  10. Ace Boobtoucher

    This is CNN

    XfiU0QQw4II
  11. Ace Boobtoucher

    This is CNN

  12. Ace Boobtoucher

    This is CNN

  13. Ace Boobtoucher

    Post Your Best Relationship Advice

    I was paraphrasing a quote from a scene in the greatest the greatest movie of the last twenty years.
  14. Ace Boobtoucher

    This is CNN

    So CNN was beaten in the 8-11pm ratings by..............NICK AT NIGHT.
  15. Ace Boobtoucher

    Post Your Best Relationship Advice

    Your **** is all fucked up and you talk like a f*g, Georges. :georges:
  16. Ace Boobtoucher

    Post Your Best Relationship Advice

    If a week goes by and my lady doesn't get a hundred dollar gift certificate she will burn down my house.
  17. Ace Boobtoucher

    Post Your Best Relationship Advice

    You know what can help save every relationship? A baby. Instead of getting married; just find someone you **** and buy them a house. When your girl is complaining about something bad at work, school, etc. stare deeply into her eyes and whisper, "no one gives a ****." Compare your...
  18. Ace Boobtoucher

    This is CNN

  19. Ace Boobtoucher

    This is CNN

  20. Ace Boobtoucher

    This is CNN

    How on Earf could this story get any more awesome? http://www.dailywire.com/news/18286/breaking-cnn-may-have-targeted-wrong-reddit-meme-ben-shapiro#.WV0t2osG2is.twitter
  21. Ace Boobtoucher

    This is CNN

  22. Ace Boobtoucher

    This is CNN

    From reddit: C=3 N=14 I=9 S=19 C(N+N) = 84 I+S+I+S+I+S = 84 Therefore, C(N+N) = I+S+I+S+I+S CNN is ISIS, proven mathematically.
  23. Ace Boobtoucher

    This is CNN

    Oh ****: 4chan has declared war upon CNN,and soon others will follow Operation:Autism Storm will be the beginning of the next Meme War.
  24. Ace Boobtoucher

    This is CNN

    Today we are all HanAssholeSolo. That doesn't have the same ring as "Je suis Charlie," does it?
  25. Ace Boobtoucher

    BREAKING: New Jersey Homeland Security has Declared ANTIFA a Terrorist Organization

    Really, Pepe? Because every liberals wet ***** was to bust the Koch bros and they never pulled the kind of shady **** Soros has been linked to.
  26. Ace Boobtoucher

    This is CNN

    So a 15 year old LGBT Trump supporter created a meme about the President kicking CNN's ass at reditt on Monday. Trump retweets said meme in a masterful act of passive aggression. Today, July 4th, 2017, a CNN reporter, Andrew Kaczynski, threatens the same 15 year old if he continues to post the...
  27. Ace Boobtoucher

    BREAKING: New Jersey Homeland Security has Declared ANTIFA a Terrorist Organization

    https://www.njhomelandsecurity.gov/analysis/anarchist-extremists-antifa#.WVnkTOPVylw.twitter
  28. Ace Boobtoucher

    *Fake News Alert* New York Times ****** to retract 17 Intel agencies claim

    God damn, I thought I'd grown tired of all the winning, but this #shcadenboner has been raging for eight months.
  29. Ace Boobtoucher

    Presidents being Presidential

    Some people can't seem to figure out the edit function of the forums. Edgy is not one of those people.
  30. Ace Boobtoucher

    Cuck Schumer calls flight attendant bitch after being told to turn off his cell phone.

    http://nypost.com/2009/12/16/schumer-calls-flight-attendant-who-told-him-to-turn-off-cell-phone-bitch/ He apologized after word got out, but it's okay because he's not a republican.
  31. Ace Boobtoucher

    Presidents being Presidential

    President Camacho has a response for the Aushole and Pepe.
  32. Ace Boobtoucher

    What would you rate Gracie?

    We get it..........you're an idiot.
  33. Ace Boobtoucher

    Who Is The Greatest Superman?

    Val Kilmer
  34. Ace Boobtoucher

    I have a friend who wants to be a model here. What it has to do?

    "It?" Are you a fucking serial killer? Did Clarice Starling ask Hannibal Lecter for help finding you? It. Stay fucking classy.
  35. Ace Boobtoucher

    Who Is The Greatest Superman?

    Channing Tatum
  36. Ace Boobtoucher

    What would you rate Gracie?

    Needs tits. Pi
  37. Ace Boobtoucher

    Trump is now selling arms to terrorists

    The lack of depth and substance of his OP shredded it all to pieces.
  38. Ace Boobtoucher

    Watergate 2.0 in Progress

    Or being interviewed by youtube "stars" instead of accredited members of the press. Or hiring an entire administrative staff full of commies and pushing bullshit social justice narratives and undermining ***************.
  39. Ace Boobtoucher

    Watergate 2.0 in Progress

    I just checked my copy of the constitution and I'll be damned if butthurt isn't mentioned anywhere in the articles of impeachment. Sorry snowflakes. #MaybeYouShouldJustNominateCandidatesThatCanWin #Maga
  40. Ace Boobtoucher

    Watergate 2.0 in Progress

    I was driving Uber earlier tonight and I picked up an FBI guy and drove him to the airport. He was in town for the Cisco Network Security thing and I asked how the rank and file felt about the whole thing and he said "the guys on the ground couldn't stand the fact that he politicized the...
  41. Ace Boobtoucher

    Illegals ****** a ***** in school

    I'm an embarrassment? That fuckhead tried to justify the **** of a fourteen year old girl by people who have no business being here. Fuck yourself.
  42. Ace Boobtoucher

    Quite possibly the best man I've ever known.

    I knew I'd forgotten something. Don's flag and rank insignia.
  43. Ace Boobtoucher

    Macron invites Trump for Bastille Day

    Being back-to-back World War champs and the only real super power left standing has its rewards. Like telling Macrame to go get his fucking shine box.
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