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She wasn't that subtle or eloquent and you know it.

The irony of this whole thing is that she took it upon herself to show that most Trump supporters aren't bigoted, racist pieces of ****; when she, in fact is a racist, bigoted piece of ****. I wouldn't have put her on the air just because she aligns with tinfoil hat wearing douche bags so...

Yes, please.

Buncha slack-jawed faggots around here. Chew some tobacco and you'll be a sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me. No need for some sissified third world blazer if you're wearing a goddamn hair shirt. It's **** like this that gets people uninvited to puddin' wrassling Thursdays.

Races, mang.

I dabble in calligraphy. If there's an egregiously stupid poster, I find him/her and pen a lovely note begging them to stop. I haven't really had to do it in a while. It loses it's special je ne sais quoi when it's overdone.

Boaty McBoatface is still my all-time favorite ship name.

Don't you fucking DARE badmouth Thomas Magnum. He's a national treasure.

You're a day late and a dollar short on this topic. Commander Potatoe's Opus has explored this bullshit adequately.

Fucking cunt took her *** out. Vile twat.

Holy fuck! You and I agree on something?!?

"M. Night Shaym-Aliens!" is on tonight. Great episode featuring David Cross.

Have you considered that you may be a humorless twunt?

Yeah, cock chugger. You got us. We're all Trumptarded. Fuck you. You started out insulting everyone who supports the President AND his First Lady with the very fucking first word in the thread title. Eat a bowl of dicks, Pepe Le Pew. According to liberal douche nozzles, thoughts and prayers are...

Is he a dickhead? Yes. But he's rich, allegedly talented and married to the biggest attention whoring idiot on Earf. That picture of a dude waving a flag at Glastonbury, bearing a picture of Kim blowing Ray Jay, while Kanye performed, is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

My favorite episode has to be "The Ricklantis Mixup" wherein the inner workings of the post council of Ricks, Citadel of Ricks are exposed. Plus you get to see Evil Morty at work again. The Inter-dimensional cable episodes and "Morty's Mind Blowers" were also pretty good.

I use my Illuminati card at Station Casinos instead of their plebeian member cards to get awesome freebies at their restaurants and when I'm ready to play there's a million dollar line of credit waiting for me...........that I never have to repay. And hookers. Lots of hookers waiting for me in...

Repeal the 17th amendment and institute term limits for congress. That prick should've been out of office 20 years ago.

Hey Frog fucker, tell us how in the FUCK Donald Trump is a dictator. Who amongst the American people is he oppressing with record stock gains, black unemployment at record lows, tax cuts and a foreign policy that's seen unparalleled success despite its somewhat eccentric approach?

I can understand being a little skeptical of SOME news stories, but not EVERY fucking tragedy has someone in the background pulling the strings. Fuck.

When Groucho kicked him in the balls that one time I nearly lost my ****.

This should end well.

Greatest fucking news this week..........aside from peace on the Korean peninsula, the release of three Americans from Norko, the **** canning of the Iran deal and the VGK advancing to the third round of Lord Stanley's cup playoff.

Nah. Fivehead.

The idiocy of California pales in comparison to the stupidity of NYC. Comrade Bill just opened ********* sites for junkies to shoot up safely.

I'm still wondering why Bob can't rent a plane that flies over 30k feet to sample air quality when contrails are present. I just used my Illuminati card to get a twenty percent discount on a firearm at a *** show. It also allowed me to bypass the background check.

Fucking Lurch was a traitorous cunt in the 70s and he's a traitorous cunt now. Maybe he can get James Taylor to serenade the Ayatollahs. Motherfucker should just fade away.

I liked Zeppo and Bumpo better than Karl, the least funny Marx *******.

**** canning Stompy Foot's Iran surrender this week and opening the embassy in Jerusalem next week? Worst. Hitler. Ever.

Pathetic mewing from Stompy Foot about his legacy being eradicated by President Trump is no surprise. He had the thinnest skin of any politician I've ever seen. Or is saying someone has thin skin now racist?

Dear Leader's legacy will be Cash for Clunkers and the fucking **** summit after the next couple years. Thank God.

Calm down, snowflake. FUCK YOU!!!! I won't be painted into a PC corner. That was harsh. See you tomorrow for puddin' wrassling?

Make Iran Great Again. MIGA! Dismantling Dear Leader Stompy Foot's legacy one day at a time. FUCK YEAH!

It's a shame about Dick's. They generally have the best prices on target ammo. I may have to start hand loading my own.

I got back from the memorial service in Kansas City the other day. All my brothers and sisters were there and a few cousins I hadn't seen in at least 20 years. They played some appropriate music, the pastor said a few words and then everyone in my ****** spoke. I told the pizza place parking lot...

You know Bob Ross was a retired Air ***** Sergeant, right? So if anyone would know about contrails it's him. Too bad all them contrails caught up with him. He dead.

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I know I've seen her and I just can't remember her name. The one on the right.

And yet the President of South Korea has stated President Trump should receive a Nobel prize.

Better than you, anyway. It's too bad I can write that and know with absolute certainty it's true.

I tell you what would make any polls favoring democrats obsolete....voter ID. It's a no-brainer. They should hammer that **** through before the mid terms and really make them sweat.

Oryly?

https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mar84eoGP81qhxob2o1_540.jpg That one was the closest in appearance that I found after scrolling down for a cottdamn half hour.

Need....moar......fap.....material.

One of them times Adam traveled to Las Vegas, he was supposed to call me and we were gonna get some white Russians and meet hookers and do some intramural pudding wrasslin' but he bailed. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. Low energy.

Every day that evil twunt is not in charge of anything of substance is a win for everyone. How I loathe that ******.

I went to parochial schools up until my sophomore year of high school and my *** got pissed at the priest who ran the place. Pulled us all out and sent us to one of the best public high schools in the country. I took a few AP courses and went on to the U of Iowa on a foosball scholarship. That's...

Pfffffffffffft. Overrated hogwash. Happy Gilmore is vastly superior in every way.