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Penguins in hot pants with deadlocks and switchblades! I know you're probably thing, "Hey, what does that have to do with what I just said?" and you know what, I was left thinking the exact same thing by your response to me (a sentiment I imagine most people can identify with when it comes to...

It's not necessarily a good thing or a bad thing. Anyone trying overly hard to "fit in" with people of another generation is awkward and off putting, but it's no different than anyone trying too hard at anything else really. Doesn't have anything to do with age. That said, if everyone involved...

Didn't a moderator just get relived of his position and ****** for doing exactly this? :confused:

After a quick headcount I'm gonna say... eight. No, no... nine. :yesyes:

Erik Estrada.

I'm okay... :dunno:

Yup, the kinda girl who makes you feel like this... As for me, I tend to think I'd just try and hold my breath until it passes and just keep going. Better to try not to mess with the rhythm too much. Depending on how long I've been with the person, and how comfortable we are together, I'd try...

Doesn't matter. Jitna was just taking a guess at the number, he wasn't saying that he was looking for a specific number of competitors.

Barcode reminds me of someone... ... :vodkazvictim:

That... might not be a bad plan. If you so wish... One Two Three

I think he desperately wants his own custom title but doesn't want to part with the FreeOnes credits... :facepalm:

So, you're in bed with that special someone. You know... that person that makes your toes curl. Things are well beyond the point of getting hot and heavy, and well into the point of getting moist and mushy. You're knocking around down yonder, providing a little oral stimulation when suddenly...

Boasting about a bike? ... I thought it was a boat? Oh no, wait! That was his alt account...

That's succinct. And... well, it's succinct. :dunno: Pfft! I'm sexier than that, and have posted the shirtless pics to prove it. :tongue:

Did... did that chick just punch the jizz outta that guy? :confused:

How does this answer my question? Okay, but it's my birthday so I get to be the boy this time...

Wait a minute... what's an internet commando? And why do you make it sounds like it's a bad thing? If you just look at the term "Internet commando" it seems like it should be AWESOME! Hello, have you not seen Commando? If you mess with Alyssa Milano then Arnold will FUCK. YOU. UP.

Aw, man! :******: Wait... If I become born again, do I get a second batch each year? :D

Should I ask...? Nah, I'm not even gonna ask. This I absolutely concur with. :thumbsup:

:surprise: Man, this board is more fucked than I thought... :D

And of course the point is also that the questionable state of the economy is also a result of the policy put into place before him, of the wars, of the tax cuts, of obstructionism and the effect that has had on things like the country's credit rating and the economic perceptions of investors...

Huh, you're right there. Sorry, my bad. I recalled they both looked bad there, mixed up for what exactly. Obama for suggesting the debates should continue, and McCain for suspending his campaign and offering nothing at the meeting. That was ultimately what bit McCain in the ass, being too eager...

So then your saying that the economic recovery went as expected and would have gone similarly under the GOP? I think a lot of Republicans would argue that considering it's been a major complain from the Republican hierarchy, and Romney more or less ran on how "anemic" the recovery was. I also...

Some have retired. Some have moved on. Some have been driven off. Some only post in their specific threads over in the Favorite Babes section.

Hopefully I'll hit that 5,000 soon... of course if the changeover time is what Stiffy expects, I still have a bit of a wait... :D And thanks for the rep! :thumbsup:

So ending the Iraq War, ******* bin Laden, introducing the ACA, and pulling the country out of a tail spin that was heading toward a depression is nothing special? I would have assumed that, like it or not, you would have at least suggested that introducing the ACA was "something special"... if...

Carano seems a popular choice. I've heard pretty good things about her in Haywire, but never actually seen any of her movies. The fact that she's been an honest to God MMA fighter, and has the physique certainly would have lent something to the role. Instead they cast a stick figure. Height...

I had assumed it was more of an "angry mob" than an "adoring fanbase". :dunno: Replace rep by 2017...? OOOooo... I have nearly 5,000 of that already! :D Assuming a 1-to-1 conversion I just have to wait... a little over three years for my Harley cover! Huh, that seems like a pretty long time...

Wait... if I get 50 a year won't I have to live another 99 years to save up 5,000? :confused: Also, what would constitute the "Best of Happy"? Is this referring to the naughty pics and videos I've taken of myself over the years? Because I'm pretty sure I still have most of those kicking around...

I even get my own points!? \o/ I feel special. :D

Thanks for the rep! And the happy birthday! :thumbsup:

I will vote for... Sabrina Deep. (Does my vote count for extra today since it's my birthday...?)

Pics? What is this... 2001? It's all about naughty videos now. :thumbsup:

That sounds like an incredibly dirty euphemism. I'm not sure for what, but it doesn't sound good...

1) Cock. Pussy. Dick. Seriously, this is a porn board. Using astrisks in your words makes it look like you're trying to make your post appropriate for the preschooler crowd :facepalm:. 2) I find it interesting that your friend acknowledges that he'd have to pay for sex. It's like he can't even...

Gratz Lucy! :thumbsup:

I'm confused. He's still ******? Usually these things seem to be more temporary than this... :dunno:

That'd be okay. Of course since my votes are a lock (:D) it doesn't really effect me either way. :dunno:

Nirvana - Dumb I'm not like them But I can pretend The sun is gone But I have a light The day is done But I'm having fun I think I'm dumb Maybe just Happy Think I'm just Happy I think I'm just Happy Think I'm just Happy...

I like solo stuff, so... yeah, I'm goin' with "Other". :dunno:

Whenever someone puts digits into my name it makes me feel like a Star Wars droid. I'm not sure if that's a step up or a step down. :confused: And since other folks have commented on it, I may as well too... Ivy Jean, I have no idea who you are. No offense meant by that, I don't go looking...

I haven't voted yet. And I will, for Lucy specifically, so two away now... Unless I'm missing something it looks like it's just one typo. We all do that on occasion. ******* or not... :dunno:

Frotting. The male equivalent of scissoring.

Amusingly enough, dating back to about the '50s or '60s, there's been a growing movement among gay men to "shame" and shun anal sex out of the gay community since they believe it's an ersatz substitute for vaginal intercourse and "feminizes" the receiving party. So... in the eyes of some gay men...

The one they call Choco-Bear...? :confused: Aww, I'm swell! :D

So if I look in your fridge you'll have to dispose of me... but the severed heads are in your freezer? Gee... what do you have in the fridge then!? :eek:

Thanks for the rep! :thumbsup: And you are nice. And maybe a little nuts. But I'm a lot nuts so that wasn't a criticism, just an observation. :D (oh, and just to be clear, I'm pretty sure it's an amiable kind of nuts, not a severed heads in the refrigerator kind of nuts... though I've never...

While I am admittedly a Harley fan (or megafanboi as you put it :D) I never run anybody down. Well, okay that's not true... I never run any OCSMs down. Well okay, that's not true either. I've never run any OCSM down except Mariah Milano, and even then I was mostly just curt to her when she was...

If 2013 is any indication it will start early next year, likely in February, and end around the end of March. There's several categories (Miss FreeOnes, Best Cam Girl, Best Adult Model, Best OCSM, etc.) and cash prizes. Last year the big winner (Christy Mack) got $10G for being crowned Miss...

You dislike people with trisomy 21!? That's horrible! :cussing: