An Etiquette Question... #4

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

So, you're in bed with that special someone. You know... that person that makes your toes curl. Things are well beyond the point of getting hot and heavy, and well into the point of getting moist and mushy. You're knocking around down yonder, providing a little oral stimulation when suddenly... they break wind. It's not just a little "pfft" and done, there's some volume to it, and it's... fragrant.

Do you keep on keepin' on? Do leave the room in disgust? Do you get even more turned on because, well Hell, that's your bag!?

What do you do? What do you do...?

 

[llIIIllllIIIlll]

Dutch oven time.

ps. I'm gnu

 

[BlkHawk]

Laugh, then move north to her neck while the air clears, then back down to resume where I left off.

 

[luis1972]

go for a *****

 

[llIIIllllIIIlll]

Would it be possible to direct me to Etiquette questions 1, 2 and 3? Maybe I can be of some assistance to you there as well. I seemed to have knocked this one out of the park.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

Laugh, then move north to her neck while the air clears, then back down to resume where I left off.

That... might not be a bad plan.

Would it be possible to direct me to Etiquette questions 1, 2 and 3? Maybe I can be of some assistance to you there as well. I seemed to have knocked this one out of the park.

If you so wish...

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[llIIIllllIIIlll]

That... might not be a bad plan.



If you so wish...

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muchas gracias

I'm on it.

 

[STDiva]

If they're the one that makes your toes curl, you laugh, shrug it off and ********* them with it at a later date.

 

[bobjustbob]

A similar thing happened to me, not with my face down there but with my hand fingering her really well. We both burst into laughter and the mood was not that much broken. We both had a ***** and later got back in the mood.

 

[llIIIllllIIIlll]

If she is hot a little old fart ain't gonna effect me. I'd probably try and convince her we could bottle it and sell it at flea markets or something. I'm still munching.

 

[GodsEmbryo]

Put a cork in it an put on a gas mask.

Nah, she's probably just embarrassed so don't make a big deal out of it, just have a laugh.

 

[cindy CD/TV]

^^^ Agreed. It happens. Everybody does it .... even the queen of England! :eek:












Except for my Nana. Never ever ever ...

 

[STDiva]

^^^ Agreed. It happens. Everybody does it .... even the queen of England! :eek:...

If you can prove that, I can make you rich beyond your wildest dreams.

 

[GodsEmbryo]

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[Chopper3000]

Always fight fire with fire, or in this case farts with farts.

 

[georges]

go for a *****

good idea

 

[Mr. Daystar]

I would laugh, but I would be willing to bet my wife would accuse me, of doing it on purpose. She's seen a clip from "Fart Hammer"....she was not amused.

 

[Anonyne#017]

if your face was right there, you would most likely react more to cheer air pressure coming out right on your face first rather than smell...

 

[Jack Davenport]

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There is more to be concerned about in this relationship than the farts. The chick is wearing the same black stretch pants for 2 out of the 3 weeks that they forward to.

I bet those pants have a nice bouquet to them.

 

[Chopper3000]

A 7.9 on the rectum scale.