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You know, this guy didn't used to bug me because his posts are all such nothing that I just entirely overlooked them. Then gunslingingbird pointed him out to me... now I want to punch my monitor. He's spamming the board to an incredible degree. He frequently bumps old, dead topics with nothing...

Define "twisted"...

Most of my playlists have things like Enya, The Bangles, Disturbed and Marilyn Manson all mixed together. What kind of impact is listening to that all day long going to have...? :confused:

I'm pretty sure his ****** used to be a stripper while she was pregnant with him and her star performance involved smoking crack onstage with her vagina. From what I hear the hardest part of the act for her was finding a crack pipe big enough for that particular hole...

After a quick Google and a gathering of the scientific facts it presented me with I have come to the conclusion that Santa is in fact an elf, and Jesus was a space ***** who liked to hang out in North America (I assume he flew there in his flying saucer) preaching to the Indians before they were...

I remember when I used to smoke weed and Cypress Hill was good, yes. Since I've stopped they're just okay.

I buy Harley Spencer-based stuff. :D

Don't fuck with chickens in Tamriel. Tamrielians have a thing about chickens. It's like the Hindus and cows. I suspect Tiber Septim was part chicken, like how they have lizard and cat people. Or maybe he just fucked chickens or something. :dunno:

I do enjoy the Elder Scrolls games, I've played all of the main games back to Arena, and even played a couple of the other titles. I'm not entirely sure about Bethesda as a developer though seeing as how they're a little... dumb. Forget about all of the bugs for a minute (or don't... because...

Anders, meet luis. He spams random bullshit in every thread. He wasn't expecting anyone to give him any clues, or tell him what video, he just needed to post random pointless bullshit, so he posted the first bit of random pointless bullshit that popped into his head (because if he spent more...

Disturbed - Droppin' Plates

Probably not. :1orglaugh

It's one of my favorites. :D

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What, just because he has slightly over 9,000 posts of useless spam bullshit, some of which is copy/pasted into multiple similar threads...? I can't figure out why he wants a custom title that bad, and if he does why he doesn't just part with the FOs credits. I mean... you don't get anything...

Aw. That was the one I was looking forward to seeing most. The total number of votes that each OCSM got throughout the contest would be interesting to see I think, especially to compare it to times nominated, and then perhaps establish an average amount voted for per nomination. Oh well... :dunno:

I'm considerate like that. :D Hmm... do you have which OCSM got the most votes across all times at bat? Do you have which OCSM has the highest percentage of wins compared to times nominated? Do yo have which OCSM was nominated most, regardless of wins?

Corona number two! \o/

Only six one-time winners? Huh. I thought it would be more than that. :dunno:

People ask that of georges all the time, myself included, and he's a mod... :dunno:

Actually, I don't think anyone can send you PMs. When you sent me one a bit ago, I tried to respond it said that your account was not able to receive PMs. So I think there may be a setting that's enabled on your account preventing that.

Criticizing the spelling, grammar or format of posts is sort of Andronicus' thing. I hear tell he's an English professor, so it's a bit personal for him I suppose. I believe it is to him what odd .gifs are to lurkingdirk, what drooling over OCSMs and girl-penises is to M12/Vanilla Bear, or what...

Well, you deserve what you've gotten. I've only been here slightly less than a year, but even I've noticed how much you contribute and the impact you've had on the board. Heck, you were the first person to welcome me here, and the first person to PM me. Not a FreeOne's staff member, not a mod...

A Corona.

FreeOnes is more than just the forums, that's only one part of the business. That said, we ARE the forums, but hey... you try convincing the average forum member to reward interaction, and not just who shows up and bats their eyelashes first. Because let me tell you, most of the people who post...

Not much any of us can do about that. Best you could manage is actually posting interesting, non-offensive topics that they might actually want to get involved with and post in. When the stuff that's presented here is mostly assari topics, versus threads, who has the best [insert body part...

This shouldn't be surprising. A lot of people who qualify as OCSMs only show up around the Miss FreeOnes competition. They post here begging for votes during the contest, because the votes of board members are weighted more heavily than others. Then when the contest is over they disappear until...

I imagine my first knowledge of sex came from friends. But since they were young and stupid that wasn't exactly informative. After that came R-rated movies. Since they cut away, not real informative either. Then came the initial birds and the bees talk which was vague and confusing and...

Tell me the truth... ... that ****** you a little inside, didn't it? ;) If it makes you feel better, when I noticed it after the fact I kicked myself. :dunno: :D

For the next few weeks it's the "...of the Year" version. And that should lead into 2014.

Oh wait a minute, I was covering general knowledge. I forgot about the age-specific stuff! Here, let me get that for you... Things assari knows better thanks to the wisdom granted by his advanced age: The reassurance that adult diapers offer. What it's like to walk into the bathroom and not...

I can list them all for you... How to best huff your own farts. Which paint chips taste best. What the soothing touch of M12's hands are like on the ol' naughty bits. How many times you have to smash your head into the wall before the sheetrock actually gives way. What it's like to be on the...

Thanks for the rep! :thumbsup: I was mostly fine ignoring her until now. Suddenly someone is missing, and sadly it's not one of the people I could happily do without... and I have trouble believing she is not to blame.

Hey jitna, you're not dead! That makes what I said seem to be in significantly less poor taste than the alternative! Yay! \o/ :bighug: Oh... and congratulations Maggie! :thumbsup: :D

Uh oh. This week's contest should have ended right... ... there! Where's jitna!? He's usually not late. Someone call the hospitals and morgues! :eek: (this is either a moderately drôle poke at his general punctuality with the contest... or in really poor taste if something actually...

You mean like Mariah Milano? She fully admitted to FreeOnes not being a significant portion of her income, yet she spent a LOT of time here trying to impress all of the kiddies, now didn't she? Guess their opinion of her must be pretty important to her. And this despite the fact that she claimed...

Merry Christmas. Happy New Year. There's a system, you know. Order is all that keeps us all from defecating on ******** and small *******... or is that just me? :confused:

Which of course brings us back to assari's consistency, or lack thereof... assari needs to start keeping a trolling journal so he can remember where he stood in all of his little **** posts.

I'm going to imagine that when you wrote "knows hot to read between the lines" you massively typoed and were trying to post "is completely retarded". You actively offended several people. Including an OCSM. So, no. Just... no.

Ah, slight correction. I heard about gsb's dismissal from the mod squad the day before STDiva joining him (I believe that's when gsb's fate more or less became public knowledge), but in actual fact gsb apparently took the bullet on the 25th of November. So while it was two in as many days from...

No touchy, touchy only fucky, fucky huh? Not one o' them touchy feely types I guess. Like to go right to getting meat-plugged. Pretty much what we all figured... You spent the entire topic offending them and condescending to them. So... no. You fail.

gsb, STDiva and Blue Countach. Maybe more, but definitely those three. Oh, and maybe MariahXXX proper. With gsb and STDiva down that puts the mod staff three shy, since Plasma resigned awhile ago. So FOs lost 43% of their mod squad in short order... two in as many days even.

Figure it belongs in the "For the Curious" section...?

It's my magnificent chest mane... :dunno:

Because you've been taunting him with unrequested pics, or because he's been requesting them and you'd rather not... ?

I think we can all agree that you should never send a picture of your junk to an OCSM. Unless there's been a request made. Then you're kind of required to. :dunno:

No. No it isn't. You're just being you. You need to keep your trolling straight. Consistency matters...

You claim that, but you're wrong. Which has precisely nothing to do with anything I posted.

No. A white collar worker is someone who has an office or desk job. Someone in a managerial or administrative position for instance. As opposed to a blue collar worker who does manual labor. Such as a construction worker or delivery person. They've introduced "pink collar" which tends to cover...