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  1. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    You'll probably notice anyway, but just in case I figured I'd tell you that you've been nom'ed...

    You'll probably notice anyway, but just in case I figured I'd tell you that you've been nom'ed again for OCSMotW. :)
  2. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    OCSM of the Week 2013

    You'd probably want to begin with oral, then move on to butt-stuff. ;)
  3. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    Thoughts on Pregnant Porn?

    Sure. No hard feelings here, boss. :dunno: I think it's icky. So I ain't exactly gung-ho for this stuff. I just don't see it as much different than a lot of stuff I find icky. :)
  4. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    Is there anywhere else for porn to go to shock us?

    If folks like Jason and the Leprechaun have taught me anything, it's that when something starts to get played out and humdrum they move it into SPACE! That's right... ZERO G PORN BABY! \o/
  5. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    Which U.S. President Would You Add To Mount Rushmore?

    Nixon and Obama, maybe with a side order of GWB. Then we can all sit back and watch the aneurisms.
  6. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    Thanks for the rep! :thumbsup: I am somewhat known, especially by Stiffy, for being somewhat...

    Thanks for the rep! :thumbsup: I am somewhat known, especially by Stiffy, for being somewhat Harleycentric. :o
  7. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    Wow, I'm at a loss for words at what this board has become.

    You know, if someone can state their opinion in a reasonable and non-offensive way than pretty much as a rule me and them will get along just fine. Not always, but when it doesn't happen that's the exception. There are plenty of people I disagree with that I have no problems with at all. Ask...
  8. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    Wow, I'm at a loss for words at what this board has become.

    What!? No! Poutine is fries with gravy and cheese on top (the cheese is either in melted or curd format, depending on where you buy). There's no onions or chili.
  9. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    Wow, I'm at a loss for words at what this board has become.

    They would have been a closer second, but the cheese had larger lumps of peppers than I might have liked. When heating it I did burn it just a little though, which I find adds a pleasing little bit of sharpness to the cheese somehow, so that worked out even if I was less enthused with the pepper...
  10. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    Wow, I'm at a loss for words at what this board has become.

    I only have, like, two people. Just one prior to now. I can tolerate a surprising amount. :D I've been wondering that. Unless I missed something or the mods deleted something I think she just left. Didn't even say anything just... gone. Account closed. No goodbyes.
  11. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    Wow, I'm at a loss for words at what this board has become.

    Well, I don't know about anyone else, but I feel better now... ... Best decision I've made all day. The nachos were a distant second. :thumbsup:
  12. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    Thoughts on Pregnant Porn?

    That human being isn't identifiable without any external input, you admit as much yourself. That input isn't any more or less available with any other type of porn. So again, if the ***** is behind a wall of flesh, or a wall of concrete 50,000 miles away, or is born ten years after the scene is...
  13. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    Thoughts on Pregnant Porn?

    If you're worried about people being taunted by it then you're not looking at something much different than, "Hey look I've got pictures of your ******/******/******/*******/********/*** doing porn!" These can still be theoretically used to taunt, and someone has no more control over that. So...
  14. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    Thoughts on Pregnant Porn?

    Woohoo! That's my daily quota met! \o/ :D
  15. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    OCSM of the Week 2013

    Gratz Miss H! :thumbsup: And I will nom Harley Spencer's deliciousness because (1) I am infinitely predictable and (2) I don't want to give Stiffy a heart ****** due to the shock my not nom'ing her would cause (as apparently I am a Harley megafanboi :D).
  16. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    Thoughts on Pregnant Porn?

    It's not my thing. That said, the baby is in the womb, not the vagina. The womb is sealed with a mucus plug. Inside the womb, the baby is encased in the amniotic sac. And all of this is inside the woman's belly. So nothing is happening to the *****. The ***** is not on screen. While some...
  17. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    Wow, I'm at a loss for words at what this board has become.

    I think in a lot of ways trolling seems to ebb and flow. Sometimes the waves are coming in and you feel like you're going to drown in it. Other times you end up with a seemingly unnatural calm. Maybe it's because once one person starts something everyone else with a problem seems to want to pile...
  18. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    Karl Urban

    Dredd 2 please. :D
  19. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    Any one know what happened to Jinxpie.com?

    Take a peek through his posting history. It's... enlightening. And disturbing.
  20. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    What does your porn folder look like?

    It's a bit over 150gb on drive F: divided into four folders.
  21. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    Stay on the page / leave the page ...that is the question

    Absolutely? No. But I believe Petra referred to this person indirectly once, and I seem to recall her using a masculine pronoun. Though it's possible I'm mistaken. It was one short post, like, a month ago. :dunno:
  22. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    Stay on the page / leave the page ...that is the question

    He's probably ashamed of us. I think I kinda respect his judgement. :dunno:
  23. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    Why Do People Say "No Pun Intended"?

    Sometimes I say stuff that could potentially be taken as a pun, but that's not my intent so I say "No pun intended" to point that out. When I intentionally pun I usually put the pun in italics and end the sentence with this: :D because fuck you and your functional sense of humor! :tongue:
  24. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    Stay on the page / leave the page ...that is the question

    Wrong holes for DP. You're thinking of finger cuffing. :dunno: Masochism?
  25. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    Dear JesusWasGay

    "JesusWasGay"... really? :facepalm:
  26. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    Stay on the page / leave the page ...that is the question

    I have yet to ever double post here. I take it there's an issue with the forums that make it frequent (since I see it a lot). Honestly... I'm not even sure what that is. :confused: I'm short on holes to make that feasible... ... I'm pretty sure this greatly disappoints dirk and gsb. :dunno:
  27. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    The Royal Troll ****** of FreeOnes

    Yup, not yet. But Sam's habits did tend to ebb and flow like a river. The Ganges I'd say, since it's also known to be full of ****. :D
  28. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    No problem. :) And thanks for the rep. :thumbsup:

    No problem. :) And thanks for the rep. :thumbsup:
  29. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    The Royal Troll ****** of FreeOnes

    Yup. I think at this point everyone sees that a particular new user is a copy/paste of posting habits from our old... let's say "friend".
  30. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    The Royal Troll ****** of FreeOnes

    Blue Countach has been going through some **** lately apparently, and has been a worthwhile contributor to the board. While I think maybe some of his recent choices have been, uh, questionable I still think he's a decent guy at heart, and just trying to deal with things right now, and maybe...
  31. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    Herpes Virus Found

    Oh, I could absolutely see someone doing it, but these were the most borrowed books, so they were still in circulation. I think if the pages were all, uh, stuck together and there was crust and staining (which someone tossing one off in the book would certainly cause) that someone would have had...
  32. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    Herpes Virus Found

    That would damage the physical pages so it's very unlikely. Occam's razor; There's a simpler, more logical explanation. A woman (remember that the majority of the reader base for these books are women) was likely reading it during a herpes outbreak and masturbating, since it's a naughty book...
  33. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    LOL @ Toronto mayor Rob Ford! Can we get him to join FreeOnes?

    The end is hilarious when you hear a (presumably) journalist shout, "I love that guy!"
  34. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    Advice for New Pornstars from Nina Hartley

    So because a person said something once upon a time, and someone vehemently disagrees with it then it's okay to throw it back in their face until the end of time? If I understand you correctly, you're saying we should all keep bringing up that whole Maryland thing, huh? Cool. Glad we're all on...
  35. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    What's the worst gift you've ever gotten for your birthday?

    You didn't like Thundercats when you were younger? Good sir, as a ***** you were something of a philistine! :tongue: Huh, on ********* Transformers woes... when I was a wee one I was absolutely sure I was getting Megatron for Christmas. There was a box under the tree that was the exact right...
  36. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    Advice for New Pornstars from Nina Hartley

    Aw. :D I think you're nice too Stiffy. :bighug:
  37. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    Leaves suck!

    I like leaves on the ground. They make a nice swishy noise when you walk through them...
  38. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    :1orglaugh Thanks for the rep. And yes... he has issues.

    :1orglaugh Thanks for the rep. And yes... he has issues.
  39. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    Advice for New Pornstars from Nina Hartley

    Will... put the pipe down. Then seek help. You'll feel better. And maybe you'll even stop being quite so hypocritical. Who knows, maybe you'll even feel less dirty when you wank it to Nina Hartley...
  40. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    Advice for New Pornstars from Nina Hartley

    1) *****? You think I'm VV? Go ahead and get a mod to check IP addresses. I am NO ONE'S alt account. 2) Nina "hates America"...? This from the guy who wishes for the mass ****** of Americans? 3) Traitor? Huh, I think you'd have trouble trying to convict her of treason. Pretty sure she's never...
  41. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    Advice for New Pornstars from Nina Hartley

    And yet.... It's like you're going out of your way to prove how hypocritical you are Will. By the way... Quick Will, get your Internet lawyers to try and stomp on my Freedom of Speech! (which doesn't even apply here, but whatever... it's not like you actually have a basic understanding of...
  42. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    Well, you're welcome for the rep, and thanks for the congrats! :D

    Well, you're welcome for the rep, and thanks for the congrats! :D
  43. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    Who Would You Rather Live Next Door To?

    Hey, I didn't say I wouldn't be willing to also go to that same place where the festivities don't suck! :D (seriously... they're really terrible here :() On an unrelated note... I totally just discovered that my ophthalmologist's name is "Puma." Who names their *** Puma? :confused:
  44. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    My tit vs my foot

    They do say everyone deserves a second chance... but you burned through about twelve in your first week here. You aren't even better than a case of syphilis.
  45. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    Who Would You Rather Live Next Door To?

    Well, the celebrations in my immediate area are... kinda crappy. Honestly not worth the commute. I could probably point you in the direction of a few places that don't suck though... Oh, and obviously that babe page link is not referring to the Queen Victoria I was referring to. Pretty sure the...
  46. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    Who Would You Rather Live Next Door To?

    They have braille on the keypads of drive through ATMs... May 24th... the drunkest of Canadian holidays, so named for the two-four, otherwise known as a case of 24 beers. Also known as "Victoria Day" after Queen Victoria. Basically it's an excuse to take the day off, get really *****, and...
  47. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    Dino Velvet is stoned

    Bucket bong...?
  48. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    Any Of You Fellas Have A Mustache?

    I almost always have a beard, but I shaved last night. Now I'm growing it back. Every now and then I like a fresh start. :dunno:
  49. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    Thanks for the rep! :thumbsup: And yeah, there is nothing about Harley that I don't adore... :)

    Thanks for the rep! :thumbsup: And yeah, there is nothing about Harley that I don't adore... :)
  50. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    Who Would You Rather Live Next Door To?

    :1orglaugh Most of the people I've seen with dollies have probably been in their sixties or seventies. I've spent most of my life in suburbs and small towns, and it seems like most people seem to think the only thing there is to do to keep yourself entertained in places like that is *****...
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