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Shallow End

Any man who uses "whiz" to refer to urination is not qualified to be President.

Courtyard Oasis

"Your Honor" (2021) on Showtime.

I recently began mailing my armpit hair to strangers.

Jill Biden is 20 years older so it is a little unfair to compare them now. Here is what she looked like in her prime: I'm still probably going to pick the eastern European supermodel / mail in bride but Mrs. Biden was no slouch either back in the day.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/30886997/houston-texans-part-ways-jj-watt-asks-release Texans are releasing JJ Watt.

Slither

Well, I guess now is as good a time as any to start one of these. Congratulations to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. One hears about a team being "a quarterback away" and I guess they really were. Tom Brady has won seven Super Bowls. How extraordinary. We already have things to talk about: Will...

Today, for the first time in my life, I had a bowel movement the volume of which was too great to be eliminated by a single flush. I had to employ a subsequent flush. This has me deeply concerned.

Lust Stop

NFL 2020 Award Winners: MVP: Aaron Rodgers, QB, Packers Offensive player of year: Derrick Henry, RB, Titans Defensive player of year: Aaron Donald, DT, Rams Offensive rookie of year: Justin Herbert, QB, Chargers Defensive rookie of year: Chase Young, DE, Washington Coach of year: Kevin...

I'd give up every weapon I own for one more mission with that shitty old rifle.

https://www.gameinformer.com/melegendary May 14th. It'll be fun to talk a walk down memory lane with this one.

Global Warming

I wept without shame when Cortana died.

I think you missed the cutoff. Looks like a three way tie.

Mosiac

As far as Republicans are concerned, crazy is a feature not a bug.

I have it on good authority that the carpet matches the drapes. I also voted yes.

Poetry in Motion

Born in Raleigh, North Carolina and lived here almost all of my life. Don't sound like it when I talk. Nobody believes me when I tell them.

Window Dressing

Philip Rivers is retiring after 17 years in NFL. https://twitter.com/sdutKevinAcee/status/1351885547514462209

Headwinds

1515-A 👍

Boarding School Brat

Field of Lavender

This feels like it happened in another lifetime to someone else.

https://www.cnbc.com/2021/01/08/twitter-permanently-suspends-trumps-account.html?__source=iosappshare%7Ccom.apple.UIKit.activity.Message Twitter permanently shuts down Trump account.

Attic Dweller

I enjoyed "The Flight Attendant" on HBO MAX

Island Queen

Voyeur's Delight

Losing to your head coach's former employer is not good for job security.

Working from home gained greater acceptance. I have been working from home since March 11th and have no plans to go back to the office. Working from an office makes me want to *****.